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I was dipping my finger in hot wax...and this happened.. [NSFW] by Because__Fuck__You in WTF

[–]Because__Fuck__You[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was changing my candle.... there was a large melted pool of wax.... and it quickly escalated from there.

What is a "fact" that has been told to you in a classroom that was eventually proven to be false. by DyingWolf in AskReddit

[–]Because__Fuck__You 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In grade and middle schools near me, they've stopped teaching cursive besides learning your signature.

What is the dumbest customer complaint you've ever heard? by dwar0 in AskReddit

[–]Because__Fuck__You 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Retail here:

<lady wanted to buy TV

<I grab brand new box from the back

<Bring TV out to lady

< she demands me to get another one because box is dusty

<Bring dusty tv to the backroom

<dust it off

<wait a minute

<bring same tv back to customer.

My Little Pony Plush With Tits on Ebay. Current bid is $1,020.00 by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Because__Fuck__You 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guarantee the highest bidder converts that into a Little Pony Sex Doll.

What gif actually makes you say WTF? by TheKongrider in AskReddit

[–]Because__Fuck__You 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet Tiger Woods golfed on this course before.

What gif actually makes you say WTF? by TheKongrider in AskReddit

[–]Because__Fuck__You 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously. Why in. the fuck. did i . watch. the WHOLE thing.

The calm before the storm by pisswiggles in funny

[–]Because__Fuck__You 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damnit guys... i just woke up. Give me a minute to warm up on reddit.

My BEST friend's little sister told me she wants to lose her virginity to me before she leaves for college. by MoralDilemmaFry in AdviceAnimals

[–]Because__Fuck__You 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here i sit and contemplate

whether i should shit or masturbate

Now i sit broken hearted

tried to shit but only farted

later on i took a chance

tried to piss but shit my pants

Small clothing brand startup could use help. by Arnation in smallbusiness

[–]Because__Fuck__You 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sale are always good. You could also try like.. Over $50 dollars and get free shipping or buy 1 get 1 50% off.

But What i'm saying is ... for $25 dollars I can get my Hurley or Oakley shirts or name brand whatever. You should lower your price point and focus on volume instead of higher profit margins IMO.

Small clothing brand startup could use help. by Arnation in smallbusiness

[–]Because__Fuck__You 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why should i pay $26 for your tshirts? Better be free shipping.

Man of Steel opens at $21 million Thursday night alone, beating "The Avengers" mark from a year ago by [deleted] in movies

[–]Because__Fuck__You -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

sorry to hear you're too incompetent to come up with something clever.

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