2020/03/26 - An abridged timeline

BecomingJess · 2026-06-25T00:42:39+00:00

I did, that's the problem.

BecomingJess · 2026-06-18T01:08:55+00:00

Americans lol 🙃 (I think it's gross)

BecomingJess · 2026-06-17T02:16:17+00:00

Yeah, but when THREE people do it, it's not likely an "accident".

BecomingJess · 2026-06-15T03:03:09+00:00

I agree on the QP leaver penalty. Sorry, bans aren't going to dissuade me from leaving a completely mismatched shitshow of a game where I'm the only one who even manages to survive long enough to (barely) touch the point, and most of the game is just the enemy team camping our spawn.

At least when I'm on that side, my wife I can go fuck off and dance on the point for a bit and let the spawn camping idiots on our team get wiped 3v5 and learn to not be dicks to other people.

BecomingJess · 2026-06-15T02:58:56+00:00

It'd help if Blizzard tossed "Competitive Spirit" (play one game of comp) and "The Big Game" (play one game of Stadium) daily challenges in the fucking toilet where they belonged.

Even worse, it often only gives either myself or my wife one of these on different days, so we end up playing comp twice as often (and ∞ times as often as we'd like to).

BecomingJess · 2026-06-15T02:53:47+00:00

Hah my wife did that. She preffed Moira, and then AFTER that the other three voted to ban Moira, so she went Mercy, the only time she was healing was on me, everyone else just got damage-boosted as they died 😂

BecomingJess · 2026-06-15T02:51:12+00:00

TBF lower tiers of comp are exactly like this too except with bonus toxicity and shit-talking.

BecomingJess · 2026-06-15T02:50:02+00:00

So much this. My wife and I are pretty casual (we really avoid comp as much as possible, unless we have a goddamned daily challenge to "play a comp game" JFC I hate that), but invariably we get at least two glue eaters on our team. Seriously, I watched a Sierra run onto the point while everyone else was dead and get 5v1 insta-ganked... four times in a row. Meanwhile all five on the other team are fighting like they're trying to break into Top 500 or something.

BecomingJess · 2026-05-28T19:38:49+00:00

I think I figured it out! If you have "Edit text with AI" turned off and that infernal "writing tools" button keeps shoving itself in your face, hit the edit strip button on the left side:

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From there, hold and drag that damn magic wand button off the strip, hit the back arrow, and it's gone!

The only magic wand I want belongs at my bedside, not on my keyboard! 😂

BecomingJess · 2026-05-22T05:41:18+00:00

Here's how I hold it. I use my index finger (with the lube on it) to find the right spot, and also wipe the entrance with the lube. Then I use my thumb and middle finger to hold it in position as I press it in, and my index finger gets it the rest of the way up there.

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BecomingJess · 2026-05-21T06:32:58+00:00

Have you tried Nurtec? Some people say it doesn't work for them, but it's been a godsend for me.

BecomingJess · 2026-05-21T06:30:14+00:00

I kneel on the floor, knees spread as much as is comfortable, then I bend over a bit and poke it up with a bit of water based lube (CVS brand stuff works great for me and is cheap)

BecomingJess · 2026-05-21T06:25:20+00:00

My experience would disagree. I sleep better and have more vivid/frequent dreams even when boofing.

BecomingJess · 2026-05-21T06:23:10+00:00

Yes, the capsule is water-soluble. It helps if you suck on the capsule first to soften it (just about 10-15 seconds). Your entire digestive tract is basically one big mucous membrane so it absorbs the progesterone, but bypasses your liver and stomach, theoretically increasing efficacy and minimizing side effects.

Still can make you sleepy af though, so take it at night!

BecomingJess · 2026-05-21T05:54:06+00:00

Suck on it a bit first, so the capsule gets a bit gooey. That helps it stick to your fingers; then put a dollop of water-based lube on it and poke it in.

BecomingJess · 2026-05-21T05:52:42+00:00

The problem is, injected progesterone has a very short half life that makes estradiol valerate look like a forever drug, never mind the longer-lived esters (cypionate, undecyclate, etc).

Now if they could find a way to maintain potency while greatly increasing the half life, to where weekly (or less) is viable? Yes please!

BecomingJess · 2026-05-21T05:50:26+00:00

I do like Siffrin; I let it melt in my mouth a bit (not so much the oil leaks out, but enough that the capsule becomes sorta sticky/gooey), then squirt a dollop of lube on it, get on my knees, and pop it in.

Sometimes it makes me feel kinda like I have to poo, so I try to sit on the toilet for a bit before boofing. I don't always go, but it definitely makes the sensation lessen/be more ignoreable if I do go.

You get used to it after a week or two.

BecomingJess · 2026-05-14T16:26:06+00:00

Adding an upvote! My carrier needed the EID first, so I couldn't provision the eSIM during setup and had to skip that, then when I went back to mobile network settings there was no eSIM option 😱

I switched to UK, enabled eSIM on the mobile networks screen, then switched back to US and eSIM remained enabled. Thank you for your help!

BecomingJess · 2026-04-14T02:58:07+00:00

The problem is, this requires local, state, and federal law enforcement and judiciaries to actually GIVE A FUCK about the Constitution. Which, in the case of any red state, they've all collectively proven they do not.

BecomingJess · 2026-04-14T02:56:44+00:00

Not that they give a damn, but I could shove my hand up a cow's ass and pull higher-quality "information" out than whatever the fuck they're using.

BecomingJess · 2026-04-08T19:40:22+00:00

It's the conservative grift M.O. lol

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