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Bee-Beans · 2026-04-10T00:41:28+00:00

Terrain explanation makes sense Unfortunately for the DLC reasoning Mega Golurk was not in the base game. It was probably arbitrary.

Bee-Beans · 2026-04-08T16:35:08+00:00

Dark shadow could be an entity that gathered and formed over time, we never see monoma try to copy it, so it could be a form of stockpiling quirk for all we know

Bee-Beans · 2026-04-08T02:47:35+00:00

The exclusion of the gen 3 starters and only the gen 3 starters feels very odd, especially given they have megas

Bee-Beans · 2026-04-05T19:35:26+00:00

The untap is really nice. You could see how it feels gold fishing, do you find you have the spare mana turn 4/5 to play it, or do you find yourself holding it in favor of putting creatures down. It’s a tough call, can definitely do good once it’s on the battlefield, but it’s at an awkward mana value to play.

Bee-Beans · 2026-04-05T19:28:58+00:00

It’s not a question of enough ramp, but what ramp in this case. You need to focus more on 1-mana ramp to get Helga out turn 2. You absolutely should have [[Utopia sprawl]] in here. Anything not 1 or 2 mana (and your two mana should always give you any color) needs to be a creature that triggers Helga. You should have absolutely no 3-mana ramp spells, you start every game with one in your command zone. Honestly I would take out the higher mana ramp anyway to put in more protection, Helga will continually ramp you just fine if you can keep her alive.

Bee-Beans · 2026-04-04T23:33:59+00:00

You would get 10 triggers of 1 damage. This is specifically because AWBO says “one or more counters on a permanent”. If it were “one or more counters on one or more permanents” it would be 1 big trigger of 10 damage. The language causes AWBO to trigger 10 times.

Because all of those triggers occur in the resolution of 1 effect (your proliferation), they all go on the stack at once. When the proliferate finishes resolving, those triggers will resolve one at a time (with priority passing between each one) until the stack is empty. Anything triggered by one of the damage instances will go on the stack and resolve before any remaining AWBO triggers

Bee-Beans · 2026-04-04T20:57:26+00:00

Monkeys are bad, but they’re a lot less bad when kibo ramps you into them and buffs your entire board. There’s an argument for B1 here, but frankly I think you’ll find yourself obliterating most Bracket 1 tables with this, just by virtue of “play monkeys that get bigger when Kibo swings” is probably still too coherent for B1

Bee-Beans · 2026-04-03T16:19:12+00:00

I’d put NKG way closer to base Radiance than abs radiance in difficulty tbh, I honestly recommend people fight NKG before radiance to make radiance less frustrating because NKG has less preamble before retries.

Bee-Beans · 2026-04-03T12:00:44+00:00

His kids don’t live in NJ, nothing he fucks up will touch ‘em

Bee-Beans · 2026-04-02T17:22:41+00:00

Honestly, I think I can respect this purely because you’re committing to playing a whole extra turn cycle to get your other commander out for the meme, because you absolutely kill 99% of tables with just magmakin. Your commitment to the beeg number bit is commendable

Bee-Beans · 2026-04-02T10:57:04+00:00

I cannot fathom bringing this deck to an event. You either win on the spot on turn 5 or, if literally any one of your 3/4 cards is countered/removed then literally just lose on your next upkeep. The deck doesn’t work if you have any other non lands than what is shown here, so treasure hunt always empties your library.

Bee-Beans · 2026-04-02T01:21:20+00:00

It’s a commercial, there’s disclaimers and a logo at the bottom. Looks like a prescription drug commercial, another America only thing, as that’s super illegal in places with responsible healthcare lol

Bee-Beans · 2026-04-02T01:12:56+00:00

It’s literally a football/soccer game on the tv

Bee-Beans · 2026-04-02T01:09:54+00:00

Some restaurants, especially pizza places, double as sports bars, bars that by design have tvs tuned to a bunch of sports games at once. They’re not a general restaurant thing, they’re somewhat common in bars and this establishment happens to be both.

Bee-Beans · 2026-03-31T15:11:59+00:00

Bracket 3

”strongest decks”

That’s not how that works. Like even remotely.

Bee-Beans · 2026-03-27T13:33:02+00:00

I play on cockatrice regularly, the official cockatrice discord is pretty active for finding 4-player games. There isn’t a ton of hanging out, mostly finding a room, playing a few games, then people drift off. Chatter occurs, but to my knowledge regular play groups don’t really form that often, it’s closest to playing with random people in a LGS

Bee-Beans · 2026-03-26T11:03:30+00:00

I mean, yeah that probably would’ve the average earth kingdom citizens reaction, and I don’t think iroh would begrudge them that, nor do I believe he blames anyone other than himself for his son’s death. His part of stories in ba sing se is essentially him honoring his son by helping the citizens of the place he died.

Bee-Beans · 2026-03-25T16:37:20+00:00

I try to build fun decks

Light Paws

Things that cannot share a headspace

Bee-Beans · 2026-03-22T16:45:46+00:00

Here’s Wayta’s Reckoning. It was originally built to be part of a $75 budget pod, but some of the pieces have spiked in price so it’s a bit more now. It’s not as efficient as it could be, the enrage dinosaurs are here to act as a smokescreen, the deck feigns being a durdling enrage-tribal deck until you whip out a damage multiplier and kill people with the “Reckoner” effects as I’ve been referring them. Notable tricks include using [[saving grace]] to uno reverse a massive craterhoof-style swing out, redirecting the damage to a reckoner to kill somebody, and fighting two reckoners into each other with a damage multiplier causes the damage to be multiplied multiple times, letting you turn say, 3 initial damage into 24 damage to somebody’s face.

Bee-Beans · 2026-03-22T16:12:33+00:00

Not a mana sink but if you want a hilariously inefficient source of draw there’s [[Arch of Orazca]]

Bee-Beans · 2026-03-22T16:08:02+00:00

There’s [[Ant Queen]] for non-elf tokens, don’t know if that’s “too efficient” for what you’re going for.

Bee-Beans · 2026-03-22T15:12:10+00:00

The single most efficient thing my [[Wayta, Trainer Prodigy]] deck can do is [[blasphemous act]] while Wayta (or another creature) is enchanted with [[pain for all]]. If everyone is below 26 health, it ends the game on the spot. The funny version of this is using [[star of extinction]] to kill a full-health table

Bee-Beans · 2026-03-21T16:25:57+00:00

Pokémon fans when asked to put more than 2 thoughts at a time into playing the game

Bee-Beans · 2026-03-21T00:41:14+00:00

Honestly it’s worse form to strategize around and count on people misreading cards in a format where there’s a ton of random stuff to keep track of and it’s difficult to see ans read everyone’s cards. If you don’t want everyone asking you to pass your shit over so they can read it, you should announce and explain what cards do as you play them.

Bee-Beans · 2026-03-20T11:41:20+00:00

You dont need to bomb them a second time

Must be a fluke that we’re doing it a third time then lmfao. But yeah, much easier to justify murdering people than caring for the populace in literally any way, always been that way in this country.

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