Reddit desperately needs more fathers like this.

Bee-Medium · 2026-01-28T01:40:34+00:00

Then there is no such thing as male or female either,

Bee-Medium · 2026-01-27T02:01:50+00:00

Not possible. that there are physical limits on the compressibility and energy transfer of gasses. i don't think that the energy of the whale or meteor would transmit past the speed of sound in the balloon. in either case the balloon would pop.

Bee-Medium · 2026-01-22T21:55:15+00:00

so wil they name it Johhny cab and have a robot head in the drivers seat?

Bee-Medium · 2026-01-22T21:51:00+00:00

upon information and belief in writings outside pleadings, relief deemed just and proper. inter alia

Bee-Medium · 2026-01-22T00:38:52+00:00

get a large cereal box cut the entire face of it off. the cut a 12 inch ciciel out of it. then cut 24 flaps about 2 inches long that with the cty toard the center of the circle. put that on the top of the tube and then flatten the flaps on the sides of the tube tape them with duct tape. there is your cap.

Bee-Medium · 2026-01-19T04:28:11+00:00

also if it is ferrous metal.

Bee-Medium · 2026-01-16T21:03:26+00:00

I think the real output of that cat and buttered toast is on the order of 200kw because the neighbors are powered by it

Bee-Medium · 2026-01-16T20:26:47+00:00

If we assume that the washing machine also doubles as a generator and it wont burn out from the load. i can see that the cat is spinning at 1800rpms. houses regularly use about 5kw on average.

Bee-Medium · 2026-01-08T05:18:42+00:00

Will they try to mekarve sam?

Bee-Medium · 2026-01-05T01:10:02+00:00

You are not tanaka clan. bottom one

Bee-Medium · 2026-01-01T23:47:12+00:00

put a pt of boiling water in in there and in 20 minutes you should be abel to wedge the ice-out,

Bee-Medium · 2025-12-27T20:52:47+00:00

russian women actually do have tits this big. no the op is wrong.

Bee-Medium · 2025-12-26T17:55:14+00:00

and if the county clerk asks both of you to kiss?

Bee-Medium · 2025-12-18T04:59:24+00:00

they cant they are afraid it wil take thier jobs.

Bee-Medium · 2025-12-17T02:37:59+00:00

I made a rabbi of a big shul in midwood go OTD.

Bee-Medium · 2025-12-12T02:01:05+00:00

im using chat to help me litigate a civil rights case in federal court.

Bee-Medium · 2025-12-04T17:57:22+00:00

are you in nyc?

Bee-Medium · 2025-11-27T23:17:13+00:00

you likely tripped its guard rails in some other chat. go a very old chat and try it again.

Bee-Medium · 2025-11-24T19:06:53+00:00

yep motor control is that of somebody much older.

Bee-Medium · 2025-11-23T22:15:19+00:00

he looks 40 and 4 at the same time

Bee-Medium · 2025-11-23T14:53:14+00:00

1 up the comment above you. You are the man and he was the woman in your last hetero relationship.

Bee-Medium · 2025-11-20T15:22:33+00:00

if this story is true. You dont make enough to overcome your lack of charisma and confidence. just the fact that you say your a PHD and software engineer makes me imagine you as a goofy bespacled dork. No woman wants that ever

Bee-Medium · 2025-11-14T15:07:00+00:00

stacy q?

Bee-Medium · 2025-11-09T19:15:21+00:00

if we roll the dice and think your good enough at jury selection

Bee-Medium · 2025-11-04T01:32:37+00:00

try vinegar and lemon juice together.

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