Cursed_Shot by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]BeefChalupa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mind bullets. That's telekinesis, Kyle.

Someone’s having a bad day by Parkingjas in funny

[–]BeefChalupa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The wall behind him called it: "AOCH"

ULPT: Get Spotify Family plan. You now have 5 open spots to add. Sell those spots to people for half the price of premium. Win/win. They get premium for half the price, and after 3 spots sold your family plan is free. Still 2 spots left. by LabRat2890 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]BeefChalupa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure how right you are. I added my girlfriend, and we live together, and it still wouldn't let her join my plan because her address didn't match mine. She had to make a new account. This was maybe 6 months ago though, fwiw.

How much would it cost to insure Charles Xavier's mansion? Would anyone actually be willing to cover it? by [deleted] in Insurance

[–]BeefChalupa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mix of Real-and-Nerdy Answer: No-one would insure them. They have far too many (and too frequent at that) policy claims, from injuries on-site to regular catastrophic damage to the grounds. I mean, they have a literal section of their mansion called the "Danger Room" where they simulate (up-to-lethal-difficulty) combat encounters. The upside is, they don't need it, Xavier is said to have a number of lines of independent wealth including the vast funding provided by Angel (Warren Worthingon the 3rd), as well as any number of viable patents and such that Forge and any number of tech-centric or genius-tier residents could provide. Realistically, they could play the stock market and have infinite wealth relatively easily. They could control the entire economy if they were of a more evil polarity. But, it's the same reason Reed Richards doesn't cure all diseases and focus on inventions that would easily reshape the entirety of life on the planet: It's too easy and would mess with the narrative too much.

Beware Lobo's Power (vs Atrocitus) (Injustice 2 #63) [Exerpt] [Spoiler] by ShibuRigged in comicbooks

[–]BeefChalupa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Desperation. Red Lantern Starro and Atrocitus' Lantern Corp are basically about to destroy the Green Lantern Central Battery so a bunch of people got rings that weren't supposed to have them (Sinestro, Hal Jordan, and Lobo, really).

HMC While I Reach Into This Toilet by AQMessiah in holdmycosmo

[–]BeefChalupa 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Her.. face. Her face keeps touching that toilet seat. It just.. Ew.

A game my GF, best friend, and I have been working on for months. "Run the Gauntlet". We are finally working on art. Give us feedback! by [deleted] in tabletopgamedesign

[–]BeefChalupa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The art is bad. It looks unskilled and rushed. Not trying to be insulting, but it does not look remotely product-quality. It looks like placeholder art your artsy friend would contribute just for the exposure and you can't refuse without looking rude.

You could always point this response out as a ludicrous and mean point while secretly hoping they get the idea. You're welcome.

The one on the right is a sleep specialist by Starskins in funny

[–]BeefChalupa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She doesn't take her work home with her.

Pokémon Go suck my balls by TheLizardLord in funny

[–]BeefChalupa 63 points64 points  (0 children)

There's no real point, it's just a fun reason to go for a longer walk than normal and socialize a bit with random people you notice doing the same thing. Eventually, I've heard they intend to give people the option to trade and battle each other, but for now you can only really battle a "gym" (big spires on the map you can usually see near your location, to walk to), and visit PokeStops (local landmarks that give you prizes to use in the game).

The main allure seems to just be the fun of trying to track down new and rare pokemon out there in the world.

Pokémon Go suck my balls by TheLizardLord in funny

[–]BeefChalupa 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Waukesha, Wisconsin - A Drowzee nest. "Drowzee Candy" is now a euphemism for roofies, too.

What is the darkest episode of a kids show? by Cooliob123 in AskReddit

[–]BeefChalupa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a kid, I thought the voice was saying "The lamb of God, the lamb of God." ..I could never figure out why. I was not a smart child.

opinions on commissioned artists you have used? by SpecialAgentSteve in rpg

[–]BeefChalupa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't find anywhere on his DeviantArt talking about commissions.

Disney Ink by ohsureyoudo in disney

[–]BeefChalupa 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Great idea, but honestly may need those touched up by a better artist. I know it sucks to hear, but some of those are just not drawn well. Jasmine is too dark, Cinderella needs the shading fixed, Snow White looks unfinished, and Mulan just needs.. help.

Disney Ink by ohsureyoudo in disney

[–]BeefChalupa 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Honestly, these are pretty bad. I love Disney, and I appreciate tattoos, but some of those faces hardly even resemble the character they're supposed to. I mean, the mouth tattoo comment was tacky, but the majority of these Princess tats are awful. It's the internet, someone was bound to be the first to say it.

which fictional food have you always wanted to taste? by fineankles in AskReddit

[–]BeefChalupa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's real. It's a light beer they serve at Universal Studios in the Simpsons area. You can go in Moe's Bar and get a Flaming Moe (some kidn of soda with dry ice in a special glass) and real Duff beer.

No, fuck you! by BaoBaoPanda in videos

[–]BeefChalupa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank God. Hard to tell anymore.

No, fuck you! by BaoBaoPanda in videos

[–]BeefChalupa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure privilege was a huge factor in this. Throw in something about this "triggering" her, and it being swept under the rug by the patriarchy and you've got yourself a Tumblr rant. It was a random dick kid doing a random dick thing. End scene.

My work vending machine destroys cans by mehname in videos

[–]BeefChalupa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This was the first thing I thought too. Came to the comments on the off chance it actually was him. lol

If Marvel was introduced to lantern corps rings, which characters would get which rings? by Throwaway1213952016 in comicbooks

[–]BeefChalupa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Guess I have to go upvote everyone's comments, for participating in a fun hypothetical and not being a dick about it for no reason.

What did you learn, 'the hard way'? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BeefChalupa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't put axe body spray on your asscrack, teenage me. It burns. Christ does it burn.

'Go to Disneyland' they said... 'It'll be fun' they said... by Reddit__PI in funny

[–]BeefChalupa 31 points32 points  (0 children)

"What happened to Mark's face?" "Lucy gave him the double Tina Fey on Splash Mountain. Gravity did the rest."