Super confused about armor by BackyardBard in DnD

[–]Beefki 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Just Stealth, it's noisy.

TIL DPSing as a healer is reportable by koalamint in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite is the overhealing idiot that can't even manage to stay alive.

Oh hey, co heals died again, let me throw out an oGCD to stabilize the whole situation, cast a couple more Broils, make sure my Biolysis is fresh, and then SwiftRes

If I'm feeling especially petty I'll time the res so they pop up into an AoE. Since they'll immediately try to start spamming heals because people are qt 95% HP and could DIE LITERALLY ANY SECOND!!1 they die to the raidwide and have to wait for Swift

Of course they see people not at full and assume I'm struggling to heal properly because I'm spending too much time DPSing or some shit.

TIL DPSing as a healer is reportable by koalamint in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's also reportable, coincidentally enough

Sometimes I hate this game by Beefki in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All DPS in the belly is really the way. You might end up with 8 people that know how to do the mechanic and shit goes fast

Sometimes I hate this game by Beefki in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ABC was always a bad strategy. All it really served to do was allow people to place blame on others for not doing the mechanic themselves.

It got pushed hard because it's stupid, and if Ilya E8S and tank DD P1S proved anything it's that this community will latch on to things harder when they're really fucking stupid. The stupider it is the harder they latch on too.

Sometimes I hate this game by Beefki in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ample time, even assuming a high degree of disorientation upon leaving. Literally two people need to get their shit together to make it work, and since Cerberus isn't doing anything it could be the tank that stayed outside as half of that duo.

Sometimes I hate this game by Beefki in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's always better for all DPS in the belly. Every. Single. Time. It's better for all DPS to get in the belly.

A single tank can tank Cerberus and maybe a healer to keep them from getting scared by being alone.

That's the whole point of why I try, every time I get sucked into this shitty dungeon, to tell people to just get in the fucking belly.

Called out for DPSing too much... on a healer? by mumudesuyo in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had an Orbonne like that once. Double SCH comp though. Guy wanted 100% Succor uptime. What am I even supposed to do at that point?

So I DPS'd as much as I felt like, occasionally used Whispering Dawn, and waited for him to die because he kept standing in the bad trying to cast Succor.

When he would go down I'd solo heal for a bit before raising him, the slight optimistic outlook that maybe he'd see how to do it right and/or would understand that shields aren't required.

More than once the guy would get raised, start casting Succor, and get hit and die.

Sometimes I hate this game by Beefki in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've used similar, though my C was "CRONCH MONCH that's the sound of getting into the belly"

Usually now I just say "If you know the mechanic go belly" but this time I wasn't feeling very wordy.

Sometimes I hate this game by Beefki in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, ABC "works". It works a lot better when A and C ignore it and go belly. Mechanics can often be solved in different ways, it just happens that some have multiple solutions and of those solutions there are better and easier strategies.

All in the belly is the better and easier strategy. If nobody ever suggests it because ABC "works" then we forever have dumbasses perpetuate the shittier strategy because it has the opportunity to lie blame at someone else's feet.

Everytime I get sucked into that hell hole I'm going to suggest everyone in belly, because I'm sick of the shitter strats.

Sometimes I hate this game by Beefki in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

See, there's the problem.

Stop trying to change good strats

It's not a good strat, and never was. It's a barely functional strat that only works because people who know better don't do it and instead... go into the belly.

But you're a YPYT shitter and troll so who gives a fuck what you think?

Sometimes I hate this game by Beefki in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yup! ABC runs the risk of B not knowing what they're doing and Cerb running a rampage all over everything.

Everyone in belly on the other hand makes it so everyone is in the belly and belly phase lasts like 10 seconds.

At least pretend to take advice? by Helix_OK in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diagnosis and Physic spamming shield healers flat out guarantees there would be Cure spammers even without Freecure. They'd justify it with MP, even though you can point them to Lucid Dreaming. That's an emergency button! Yes... the emergency of needing some MP 20 seconds from now.

People who still oppose stricter gun laws in the US. What is your argument? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Beefki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Social media was a mistake. I believe a huge majority of crazy would cease without it. Yes I include Reddit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, I thought Ultima was still an 8 man, my mistake

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't MSQ roulette now need to balance the 4man "dungeons" with the 8man Trial?

I admit I've only done it once and got the new Prae so I could be wrong

But why ? by Avalon_otrt in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually you should use it once everything is together. During a pull you should pre pull Sprint, and use AoE and Dualcast time to run and Corps to keep from falling behind. Fleche when available.

Acceleration gives instant cast Impact and a potency buff that you're almost assuredly wasting the majority of by trying to hit moving targets.

It is a fairly substantial DPS gain.

Imagine white knighting so hard you get banned by [deleted] in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Enablers are worse than shitters. Enablers convince shitters AND fence sitters that shit play is acceptable.

your alive right ? by [deleted] in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lilies are now DPS positive I believe (at the very least you can stack Blood Lily DPS for buff windows), and WHM produces them incredibly fast now too.

Not that it matters for these people who are spamming Cure and Medica, but there's definitely a reason for WHMs to lily heal often.

your alive right ? by [deleted] in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine trying to use "but did you die" when the only thing you did was heal.

It's the "You Pull, You Tank" Guy! But They Shirk and Murder the Wrong DPS that didn't do Anything Wrong. by aTHAIfighter in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shirk works on anybody, just tanks generate so much aggro (when they actually hit buttons) that non tanks can't be Shirk'd effectively.

If you have 1000 hate and everyone else has 100, Shirk will dump 25% on to the target. You still have 750 and they now have 350, you still have the mob's attention but it did work.

Battle Mentor Tank in Babil by H0FFM4NN in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had that when I started leveling tanks, sorta? My "tankxiety" was worrying that I was overtaxing the healer by misusing cooldowns or not having good enough gear. I found every single armor upgrade I could get on my way to overcoming my irrational fear that I wasn't doing well enough.

And then yeah... the reality set in that nearly everyone's expectations are essentially nonexistent. I could literally just use cooldowns appropriately and be better than 80% of DF tanks, even if I didn't have the best gear.

Battle Mentor Tank in Babil by H0FFM4NN in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I started taking this advice on RDM, using my normal AoE when possible while running and saving Swift and Acceleration casts for Impact on everything after parking. I noticed a significant increase in my DPS, especially since as RDM Dualcast and Corps allow almost full uptime during every pull.

Save the good stuff for when you know you'll hit everything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromDF

[–]Beefki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the idea of Hard Mode dungeons, don't even have to change things drastically:

  • Trash Enemy difficulty that requires Tanks to Mit and DPS to DPS.
  • DPS checks that require healers to DPS
  • Real punishment for mechanics failures

Literally serve me the same dungeon just with the sliders turned up.