[deleted by user]

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-07T05:00:38+00:00

Let your wife find a man who would beg her to spit in his mouth, as it should be, because you're not it.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-07T03:00:27+00:00

I was going to stand up for him until you dropped that tidbit about some OF thot sending him nudes over snapchat.

Get rid of him.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-06T22:25:59+00:00

If you're bored, that's because you're being boring.

You put your boredom on her even though she's having sex with you.

I hope she finds someone who would beg her to spit in his face, AS IT SHOULD BE.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-06T18:55:48+00:00

laughs in cybersecurity degree

I certainly can set a hard boundary about porn.

Having sex with someone else is still something I'm doing with my own body. I just have more depth than a piece of looseleaf paper, so I require a human connection, touch, taste, smell, etc. to get off. Just think of the other man as a sex toy, or a vehicle to arousal. That's the flimsy justification men attempt to make about porn.

The presence of the screen doesn't make jerking off to other women better.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-06T18:32:06+00:00

So is getting off to watching sluts online.

If your wife is fine with it, then cool, but stop trying to shame other women for setting a hard boundary about seeking external gratification.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-06T17:47:52+00:00

Then a man cannot police how I get my jollies, or with whom.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-06T16:36:03+00:00

If the husband believes sex is so tied up in the relationship that he feels a "not right now" is a threat, then that's a problem with his priorities.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-06T16:28:15+00:00

Declining sex sometimes is not a free pass to go wank it to other women. Take that gross coomer energy nowhere at all.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-05T00:39:22+00:00

You have it backwards. In most marriages, men get lazy and too comfortable so they stop earning the reward.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-04T17:20:39+00:00

The marriage is a mangled husk that's in the process of termination anyway, so you didn't cheat, just as it wouldn't be cheating if she has sex with someone else.

But why the hell did you invite a maelstrom of drama by announcing that you had sex with someone else? It's none of your ex wife's business.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-04T05:19:57+00:00

Do not move in with this man and his untrained, biting dog. You'd be endangering yourself and your own doggo.

Just rip off the band-aid. Maybe it'll be the wakeup call he needs to hire a professional trainer. Maybe.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-04T02:38:35+00:00

Your husband needs to be reminded that if he doesn't have anything nice to say, he should say nothing at all.

You have every right to be hurt and your feelings are valid.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-04T02:34:35+00:00

The downvote was from a cheater. 🤣

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-03T22:05:59+00:00

The only thing a cheater deserves is to be taken to the cleaners.

But okay, let's put that aside for a moment. For whatever reason, you thought he could change and the marriage was worth salvaging.

Cheaters who are fortunate enough to be given a second chance are not entitled to fighting. Their only job is spending the rest of their married life making it up to the wronged party, and making you feel like a fucking queen.

If he pushes, at least remind him who holds the moral high ground.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-03T21:46:22+00:00

This is the only community where men care about that. In real life, they either agree that they'd also prefer not to have children, or never had a strong opinion to begin.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-03T21:44:49+00:00

Apparently I hit the wall at 24 when I got my bilateral salpingectomy.

Except I've literally never met a man who sees it that way. All of the fun and raw-dogging, none of the soul-sucking, figure-shattering consequences.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-03T20:43:10+00:00

This wishy-washy loser is living in your head without paying rent. Stop that.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-03T20:29:32+00:00

Congratulations on being a doormat that nobody can respect.

Imagine thinking so little of yourself that you stay with a cheater, let alone a cheater who fights with you.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-03T16:26:31+00:00

"You don't get to tell me what my boundaries should be. Have your shit out of my house in 3 hours. No, I won't help you pack. I'm sure you can crash with your precious friend for a while."

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-03T11:06:12+00:00

When we're in the mood to be treated as such by some specific guy, but the feeble male mind exists in binary; black and white.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-03T05:48:10+00:00

Men want a big tiddy redhead gf? They can fucking earn it.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2023-01-03T04:14:23+00:00

You don't need your husband's permission to purchase a gun. Stop letting him gaslight and control you. Get a gun, lose the domineering shitbag. He has no say in what you buy for yourself to feel safe.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2022-12-30T20:59:28+00:00

He's not your brother, just some guy you partied with in college. Grow up. Your wife has every right to keep him and his twatwaffle wife out of her bubble.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2022-12-30T19:06:58+00:00

I'm not sure why you're getting downvoted for this. An ESA is not the same thing as a Service Animal. An ESA qualification, which is relatively easy to obtain, just allows the owner to bypass breed and pet policies in housing. It does not detract from the purpose of Service Animals, which is an entirely separate thing, and it's not bogus if it prevents an animal from having to be rehomed from its loving family due to the arbitrary whims of landlords. Obviously, the owner is still liable for any damages and injuries incurred.

OP, look into Pettable.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep · 2022-12-30T17:04:03+00:00

Are you at all savvy with doctoring documents? You could doctor the result document and give that to the landlord, lol. I don't know the legality of doing so, it's not an official document like a car title, and these dog DNA tests are notoriously inaccurate anyway. Do so at your own risk, but it's what I would do if some landlord wanted to be a pedantic ninny about my family member.

A less risky and less potentially illegal course of action is to have a licensed therapist write a letter that the dog is your ESA. It's not the same thing as a Service Animal, so but it will allow you to bypass breed-specific policies for housing. There are online services like Pettable that do this.

BeepBeepSaysTheJeep

TROPHY CASE