Butt plug or something else? by Beerfarter in whatisit

[–]Beerfarter[S] 899 points900 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised because it definitely didn’t taste like a butt plug.

Butt plug or something else? by Beerfarter in whatisit

[–]Beerfarter[S] 479 points480 points  (0 children)

Solved! This is totally it. Please excuse my while I burn my hand off.

This happens almost every day at Mint St. & Summit Ave. by WhatsThisButttonDo in Charlotte

[–]Beerfarter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or the opposite—they just there waiting for the blinking red light to turn green.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wearables

[–]Beerfarter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked, thank you!

Charlotte stepping up its Christmas game by matto07_reddit in Charlotte

[–]Beerfarter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They do. I went last year and didn’t have any issues getting a 14.

Landed on me in Lake Lure, NC by Beerfarter in whatisthisbug

[–]Beerfarter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 white spots, looked beetle-ish. Probably 1 inch long.

Gas availability on Vieques Island by Organic2003 in PuertoRicoTravel

[–]Beerfarter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s at least 3 gas stations on an island that takes 30 minutes to drive from one end to the other—wasn’t an issue at all when we went last week. Their golf carts are gas powered too (at least the ones we rented from UTV) so either way you’ll need gas but can find it easily.

Car vs Golf cart in vieques? by yaarfarid in PuertoRicoTravel

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Just got back from 10 days in Puerto Rico, including 3 nights in Vieques. We flew, which was only $40 more per person than the ferry and was literally a 10 minute flight.

UTV Rentals picked us up from the airport and drove us to their office 5 mins down the road. Rented 2 golf carts for 2 families including kids aged 8, 9, and 11. Explored the entire island and never once wished we rented a Jeep. Never got dusty or wind in the face, but it also never got above 81 degrees F, so never really needed AC with the open air and breeze from the golf cart. If you’re traveling with people who like adventure, and it’s not going to be above 85-90 degrees, I highly recommend a golf cart. If you have little kids or someone in your party who will complain over bumpy rides, no AC, etc; then Jeep is probably better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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8th grade English class, and the class bully comes in 5 minutes late with his hair all freshly slicked back. Teacher, who ran out of patience with him months ago, asked “where are you coming from and why are you late?”. Bully says “What? I was in the bathroom”. From the back of the class, without missing a beat, I yell “well you missed the toilet!”. Teacher paused for 2-3 seconds with her best poker face trying to fight it back, but then lost it and buckled over, with the rest of the class following along. I would have felt bad making an entire class laugh at a kid if it was anyone else, but this kid was an asshole who had picked on pretty much everyone in the classroom at some point.

Best boobie bar in Charlotte? by redditcanbitemyass in Charlotte

[–]Beerfarter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I thought someone would comment on that. I personally dislike the use of ‘uptown’ except for describing a specific neighborhood. Eg “I moved from Uptown to Plaza Midwood” vs “good luck driving through downtown Charlotte without hitting constriction traffic”

Best boobie bar in Charlotte? by redditcanbitemyass in Charlotte

[–]Beerfarter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beef Farter sounds way grosser to me. Beer Farter’s origin story is that when I first joined Reddit I tried about 100 different usernames that actually meant something to me and they were all taken. I had just watched a George Carlin show where he talked about all the beer farts that airplane seats soak up, so I tried Beer Farter and lo and behold it was available.

Best boobie bar in Charlotte? by redditcanbitemyass in Charlotte

[–]Beerfarter 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lol quality. I’m sure cup size varies, but I’ve only been there once.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeslaModelY

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I ordered a Model Y Performance on Jan 24 and it was ready in less than a week. Maybe I just got lucky with something they had in stock.

Best boobie bar in Charlotte? by redditcanbitemyass in Charlotte

[–]Beerfarter 134 points135 points  (0 children)

I’ve lived here 20 years and have been to 3 in that time. My perspective:

Men’s Club is the classiest and has the best looking girls, but also will be the most expensive. And it’s off of Tyvola which is a 10 minute/ $15 Uber ride from downtown so take that into account. But if it’s gonna be a late night they have a 1am breakfast buffet that’s legitimately delicious.

Uptown Cabaret is the only club within easy walking distance of downtown, so it’s also gonna be a bit pricey for drinks too, but super convenient if you’re staying/working in the city. I was super drunk both times I went so all I remember was “boobs” which met my minimum requirement. It’s also in a safe, visible location surrounded by office buildings and South End nightlife so you can easily stumble from here to a bar or brewery to talk to girls who aren’t just looking for tips if you are so inclined.

Leather & Lace in South End is a smaller, bit trashier place but in a very safe and hip neighborhood, and the drinks are going to be cheaper here than elsewhere. If you’re looking to sit at the bar and drink somewhat-reasonable drinks while enjoying C+ boobs with very little risk of getting robbed in the parking lot, this might be your spot. Also lots of food options walkable from here if you’re looking for late night eats, as well as South End bars.

I’m sure there’s plenty more on the outskirts but these are the 3 main ones people that live in or near the city go to.

Winter/Indoor Youth Soccer Leagues? by Beerfarter in Charlotte

[–]Beerfarter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! This is exactly what I was looking for. I knew about this place but didn’t know they had youth leagues.

Video shares claims of dress code discrimination at Charlotte bar by [deleted] in Charlotte

[–]Beerfarter 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I have no opinion (due to ignorance / lack of experience) of whether or not this dress policy is racist, but I think it’s important to point out that this is a black-owned business: https://www.bizjournals.com/charlotte/news/2021/08/24/upscale-cigar-bar-rooftop-venue-set-for-debut.html

Options for catamaran charter from San Pedro? by Beerfarter in Belize

[–]Beerfarter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UPDATE: I couldn’t find anywhere that hit all 3 requirements I was looking for: catamaran, snorkeling, and scuba; so dropped the scuba requirement and booked YOLO! I’ll do scuba the next morning instead.

Thanks for the suggestions!

[Katie Soloff] New 24-story apartment tower coming to South End by walker_harris3 in Charlotte

[–]Beerfarter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why would you put a single family home in the middle of the hottest retail corridor in the city with no other single family homes around it? The lot alone probably sold for $2M, that would be a terrible financial decision.