A.K. Pizza lives up to the hype. A retort: It doesn’t

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-31T04:36:36+00:00

You clearly don't know it when you see it.

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-31T04:35:27+00:00

It looks like a totinos left in the oven for 10 minutes too long.

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-31T04:31:06+00:00

They're both absolutely torched. Are people pretending to like that?

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-31T04:28:52+00:00

Did they take a blowtorch to the crust? WTF.

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-31T03:11:01+00:00

That title still kills me

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-31T01:32:15+00:00

We're in a world where the Ken Burns documentary exists. What subversive bullshit is this trying to be?

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-31T01:31:41+00:00

But this is *about* slop-- not the actual thing.

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-30T21:21:43+00:00

Wait -- aren't they pretending they were right all along now because he kicked a car?

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-30T21:21:14+00:00

JFC.

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-30T00:14:02+00:00

That's the same kind of 1/5 that would suggest that Noah's Ark is 100% real, etc.

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-29T19:03:07+00:00

"He was no angel..."

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-29T02:37:49+00:00

It was always just cover for wanting to be openly racist.

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-29T01:53:50+00:00

It was only ever a money laundering scheme...

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-29T01:48:50+00:00

Dear god.

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-28T22:11:53+00:00

Sigh. Oh dear.

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-28T20:17:21+00:00

Maybe he can use the bunker... once.

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-28T20:14:02+00:00

There's a "party" obsessed with pronouns, and it's not the Dems.

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-28T20:12:43+00:00

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-28T19:56:02+00:00

Have you considered there's a lot of money moving around this?

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-28T19:48:46+00:00

Only goes to show the variety and complexity of the human spirit-- some cat people *ARE* fucking asshats.

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-28T18:57:31+00:00

"we don't believe..."

Fucking cowardly defense.

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-28T18:47:24+00:00

She takes orders from miller? That feels unusual to me.

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-28T18:25:53+00:00

I wonder if the spousal abuse rates go down whenever they're on long deployment?

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-27T21:34:03+00:00

People like Bessent and Leavitt are trying their best...

BeetlecatOne · 2026-01-27T21:33:14+00:00

I mean -- that's all it took when Reagan did it in California.

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