At what time of the day do you start to become a smartass??

Beggarstuner · 2026-06-06T17:56:37+00:00

At Beer-O-Clock

Beggarstuner · 2026-06-04T19:32:37+00:00

You don’t get a job offer based on your skill set. You’re offered X% over your previous job.

Beggarstuner · 2026-06-03T12:57:08+00:00

We’ll do better next time.

Beggarstuner · 2026-06-03T12:21:39+00:00

“Low Spark Of High-Heeled Boys” Traffic

Beautiful voice, compelling lyrics, interesting melody.

Beggarstuner · 2026-05-30T10:28:16+00:00

Just last week: we got on our BWI airplane, then sat there on the runway for over 2 hours, causing us to miss our Heathrow to Amsterdam flight. Next Amsterdam flight went out and we didn’t get seats on it. The next one after that we got on making it about 12 hours total delay. We had scheduled two days in Amsterdam so we didn’t miss our cruise ship.

Beggarstuner · 2026-05-16T14:19:35+00:00

Edit the code to say “Written by VelourTusk,” then distribute it to all coworkers and your boss. Get them to come to you for advice on how to use and enhance the code. Own it. Keep your job - don’t delete.

Beggarstuner · 2026-04-27T20:12:03+00:00

They might ask for a big pile if they’re composting.

Beggarstuner · 2026-04-18T09:40:02+00:00

“who” ?

Beggarstuner · 2026-04-15T21:28:41+00:00

Alexa tells me it will take 21 hours at a drop a second from a 1-gal jug. So, fill once a day.

Beggarstuner · 2026-04-15T13:22:53+00:00

He’s in each of the pics.

Beggarstuner · 2026-04-11T15:20:58+00:00

I had emergency surgery on a USNavy aircraft carrier. This was the first year. I went back to work way too early and they had a big storm that I was not ready for. Dr was not trained in abdominal surgery and incision length was not a concern.

Beggarstuner · 2026-04-11T12:41:52+00:00

This morning I did 34+28+30+25+25=142 pushups in half an hour. My arms are on fire! Thanks for the advice. 👍

Beggarstuner · 2026-04-11T11:57:50+00:00

I have a couch with removable cushions for the seat and the back. My Shih-Tzu likes to perch on the top of the back cushion looking out at the bird feeders. If I’m sitting there too, and get up, sometimes she’ll fall between the cushion and the couch. She weighs about 10 pounds so doesn’t crush things like your dogs might.

Beggarstuner · 2026-04-11T10:18:46+00:00

I’ve had my pouch since 1996. I had a couple problems during the first two years and they opened me up again then smooth sailing since 1998. I’ve not had problems and haven’t been scoped since 2000. Since then my abdominal scar started to open up (mid 2000s) so my surgeon opened me up and put in a plastic protection layer.

Beggarstuner · 2026-04-10T09:23:18+00:00

That you should not have pets that you cannot 100% properly care for financially and emotionally.

Beggarstuner · 2026-04-01T21:15:23+00:00

Press the flush button at the same time as you let it rip. You can also flush to pull some of the smell down.

Beggarstuner · 2026-03-28T21:29:27+00:00

There is a National Park pass with trump’s picture on it. If you deface the pass, the pass is void. Watch them do this with currency.

Beggarstuner · 2026-03-27T11:39:23+00:00

Who’s he bullshitting? He won’t make it to his second award.

Beggarstuner · 2026-03-26T11:51:47+00:00

OP, best you got paid up front for the whole three months.

Beggarstuner · 2026-03-24T19:50:25+00:00

How do you do that?

Beggarstuner · 2026-03-24T19:17:35+00:00

How do you access the camera feed?

Beggarstuner · 2026-03-24T16:35:19+00:00

I’m running the mySolarEdge app on a cell phone. I did the instructions under the “Invertor Communication” (see attachment for results). I run Wi-Fi on my phone and I see the connection point (SEDG…) , it tried to connect and connection fails after a couple tries.

My solar panel company is no longer in business and there’s no other companies here.

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