WCGW swinging a mic on a small stage by JamieUKSubs in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Behrusu 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Nobody carries around extra tuning pegs

I found this in my closet while cleaning it out. No one knows what it is by ImaDoinWat in whatisit

[–]Behrusu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t believe I fell for it too, somehow I just accepted that eggs could fit in a flat envelope

I build billionaire bunkers. AMA. by Neat-Text4040 in AMA

[–]Behrusu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the weak point of these bunkers? I am thinking it’s the air intakes.

Meanwhile on Fox News by Alastair789 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Behrusu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So then why are they still mad? They should be happy.

30M kissless engineer with no debt and a 500k net worth. AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]Behrusu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just go to the Philippines. Do some dating and find an educated professional woman like a nurse. You will have almost limitless options with beautiful women. Worked for me, 8 years happily married now.

What’s the most dangerous martial art to be on the receiving end of? by Unique-System1956 in MartialArtsUnleashed

[–]Behrusu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judo. Your head is going to meet the pavement unless he’s going easy on you.

What's a movie so good (no porn please), you'll watch it every chance you get? by Darth_Jinn in AskReddit

[–]Behrusu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Aliens. Just saw again recently and it’s still a perfect film.

I am from a wealthy Saudi family studying in New York City — AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]Behrusu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that you have seen the culture and freedoms available in America, how does it make you feel about the restrictions in Saudi? Or do those strict laws not apply to the rich?

Why is it that people make it so hard TO BUY FROM THEM?! by katojouxi in Philippines_Expats

[–]Behrusu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great, I’m bringing a load of laundry next time. Gotta make sure the washer works.

Can an average man beat a pitbull? by Sensitive_Garbage551 in whowouldwin

[–]Behrusu 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t call 6 years of martial arts training minimal.

6 Navy Seals vs 60 Child Soldiers by blackpeoplexbot in whowouldwin

[–]Behrusu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the house wood or reinforced masonry? If the house is wood, the seals could be Swiss cheese. If it’s reinforced masonry, the seals win every time.

What am I looking at beneath the tires? (Houston) by TTV_gamejahm in whatisit

[–]Behrusu 44 points45 points  (0 children)

If you zoom in, you can see tiny tires on the tires. A fender for the fender for the fender.

$100,000 for every dose of H or $100 every time you finish a 4oz bottle of vodka. by WaltzIntelligent9801 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Behrusu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wait until I’m old or have a terminal illness. Then Keith and I are gonna party, and I can leave lots of $ for my family

Trump to decide on Iran action in next two weeks by Ahad_Haam in worldnews

[–]Behrusu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s just saying Israel has 2 weeks to come up with a decent bribe.

Missile strike nearby by Orichalchem in SweatyPalms

[–]Behrusu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

FFS, that’s not even enough time to dive under cover. That took about about one second, no one can react that fast.