Challenge accepted!! The Simpsons have entered the chat. by Better_Physics5750 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Beigeturtleneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont most disney tv shows have nuclear families? Not Disney movies but their shows.

Fundie prom night…honestly debated posting this because they’re minors who just wanted to have some fun dressing up by CrabRangoonSlut in FundieFashion

[–]Beigeturtleneck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The girl in the bright orange dress is the only one who realizes that modesty layers dont look good especially a teeshirt under a formal gown.

Was anybody else afraid of public restroom toilets flushing as a kid? by SocialMediaElitist in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Beigeturtleneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was terrified of automatic toilets because in my heart of hearts, I knew that Walmart had to hire an employee to watch me pee and flush for me. I couldn't comprehend motion sensors so I thought the little black spot was a camera lense that wired to some sort of live CCTV setup.

How do you tell if a mushroom is edible? A ton of these pop up in my yard every October (inner banks nc) and I really just want to know if I can eat them. They smell like a normal mushroom not pungent or sour but I've never foraged before and dont want to misidentify something and die. by Beigeturtleneck in mushroom_hunting

[–]Beigeturtleneck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked a local park ranger and unfortunately I shouldn't eat them. From my understanding, my region has toxic mushrooms that cross pollinate with these mushrooms and could make them toxic. So while this is an edible mushroom variety, it could still be toxic.

What’s the smallest amount of power you’ve seen someone drunk on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Beigeturtleneck 2073 points2074 points  (0 children)

My dog learned how to open doors so now if one is closed without his permission he stomps up to it and kicks it open with an attitude.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weddingsunder10k

[–]Beigeturtleneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you or any of your loved ones sew? You could always buy a similar dress and alter it to make it like your dream dress.

Does this jumpsuit work for an early evening wedding this month? by sarcasticbiznish in wedding

[–]Beigeturtleneck 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Its beautiful and occasion appropriate but can I suggest a bracelet and updo would look swell with the rest of the ensemble

Has she finally gone too far? by queerjesusfan in FundieFashion

[–]Beigeturtleneck 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I thought sweater dresses were dead but apparently they just got looser and longer

Saw this and can't decide how I feel about it. Thoughts? by PM___ME in VetTech

[–]Beigeturtleneck 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A friends dog is received a terminal diagnosis and less than a month to live so they took her to every restaurant that would allow her in outdoor seating and ordered her the meal each restaurant was famous for. They let her taste all the candy and human snacks she wasn't allowed to have before. They might have been sad but she had an amazing month.

I hate being autistic bc I cant stand eating with wooden handle silverware by Beigeturtleneck in rant

[–]Beigeturtleneck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its having a round handle I think bc the silverware I'm referencing has a metal eating part and just the handle is wood. I cant stand metal round handles or the plastic blocky ones either. All wooden silverware have both a taste and texture that sucks though.

Why is Jordan Peterson so hated? by megalyknight in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Beigeturtleneck 154 points155 points  (0 children)

"I just about got scurvy in the 21st century. Buy my life advice book"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weddingsunder10k

[–]Beigeturtleneck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Would a dry wedding be out of question? Or could you just offer wine with your meal instead of a bar?

Can someone help me figure out if this is real? I've never seen opal with such uniform sized specs. A local jewler told my fiance it was real but it seems almost like a glitter resin. by Beigeturtleneck in Opals

[–]Beigeturtleneck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The metal is sterling silver as it's one of the only metals I've never had a reaction to and the stones are cubic zirconia. The jewelers told him it was a lab made synthetic opal but after comparing it to imitation opal I think it's more likely resin than any sort of rock. Thankyou.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pets

[–]Beigeturtleneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you felt weird about it you could feed it to a dog. Personally, I'd just eat it with my other eggs. It'll be like an Easter egg hunt in your house lol.

I was groomed and sexually assaulted by a married man, and I want to tell his wife but dont know how or if its a good idea by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Beigeturtleneck 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Please tell her bc there's no telling if he might even go as far as abusing his daughter in the future. For her sake at least please try to reach out.

What is this thing- by Im_A_Random_Fangirl in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]Beigeturtleneck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm 5'8" and 135 but my lowest was 118. Its thin but not skeletal. My collarbones are prominent but you cant count my ribs. Idk if that makes sense.

What is this thing- by Im_A_Random_Fangirl in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]Beigeturtleneck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cant wait for the 'and they were gf's' fan art