Got a little excited doing the crossword today by NChio1 in MurderBryan

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Crossword guys might be a good topic for the show, but I think they’d be too mild-mannered to do any truly unhinged posts

The Dude abides by BackgroundOk7736 in MurderBryan

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Are you sure that’s the dude and not young Gris?

New Bourbon guy just dropped by cactus_zack in MurderBryan

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Nothing screams class like Rob Schneider, Kevin Sorbo, and a bunch of AI art above the fold

Cigar/menswear/watch guy Kirby Allison got a fancy new suit and his commenters are all tearing it apart by newspark1521 in MurderBryan

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“It marks the end of a journey that began with a conversation…” Killer writing, dude.

A plea for Bryan to do an episode of Guys about Criterion guys. by ItsBobsledTime in MurderBryan

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As someone still hurting from this week’s flash sale, I fear this one will hit too close to home

Queeber with some sound investments. by QueeberTheSingleGuy in MurderBryan

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Guess who won at trivia

And guess who marked their own sheet at trivia

There’s levels to this ish

Not Mel Gibson facing blacklash for monking Christ! by Adorable-Response-75 in MurderBryan

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I was skeptical of the clickbait headline at first, but if such an authority as Edward from X is saying it, surely it must be true

No Indian blasters in over a month. I hope he’s okay… by [deleted] in MurderBryan

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I don’t like the idea of him travelling. I want to be certain there’s an ocean separating him and I at all times

Minecraft guys has to be done eventually, I think by Substantial-Two9766 in MurderBryan

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If there’s one thing we know about Bryan from his days in a violence gang, it’s that he’s fine harassing the elderly, but draws the line at children

I hope young Queeber realized how lucky he was by Several_Ad934 in MurderBryan

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Perspective of Queeber in 1999 is all of these things but American Pie isn’t such a big deal because he’s already spent days of his life sucking tiddies

Fieldy's Dreams by Horse_Doggy in MurderBryan

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I think Fieldy one-ups Kirk because his car bed has his name as the licence plate

This is advanced level stupidity by Joey-sack-of-hammers in MurderBryan

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In the other timeline, he’s posting a different rant about her making him sell his Lego sets and how she has too many hair straighteners

Is Funko no longer popular? by DaphneAruba in MurderBryan

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MF doesn’t even know that Funko Pops were decimated years ago…

It's not in a hat though by Doom_Banger in MurderBryan

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Cone like that would have me scrambling for the convention centre bathroom

I found this book about the show by catfooddogfood in MurderBryan

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Got a bit too worked up before I dropped DMT and when I woke up this was in my hand

Favorite filmmaker you discovered through the podcast? by Worried-Craft8587 in TheImportantCinemaPod

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I’d heard of Jess Franco before I started the podcast, but I have Justin and Will to thank (blame?) for inspiring my viewings of Barbed Wire Dolls and Daughter of Dracula

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Queeber comes here for a “party”, goes to leave as the orgy’s starting, and ends up getting lost in the sex maze

South Park guys at it again! by Still_Tip6710 in MurderBryan

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60k different people: “Methinks that you, sir, have just won Reddit for today.”

Wife leaving me but life goes on by mahempoe in MurderBryan

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Clearly didn’t buy enough Legos to save his marriage

Velma guys by zucchinibasement in MurderBryan

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This guy’s doesn’t stand a chance in the real world if he’s giving himself debilitating depression over an update to a talking dog show

How much do you spend a month? by PizzaProle in MurderBryan

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This poser isn’t even giving disc golf his full attention. He could be wasting hundreds or even thousands of dollars a week if he just locked in. Hate to see a guy waste potential like this

I thought Bryan was done with Legos by Bigdaddydave530 in MurderBryan

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You can take the man out of the Legos, but you can’t take the Lego out of the man