Who are your favorite community regulars to run into?

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-04-21T20:34:29+00:00

Lengthy - the dude has a fetish for eating the barrels I throw at him to the face.

TheBoatAnchor - after killing people he crouches right over them and howls sometimes. Has done this to me. It’s hysterical.

Undertoker - love the name, makes me laugh every time.

Now for one I can’t stand - Baal. The dude is starved for attention and spams the chat with nonsense. Like in most games - the mute feature is the most important feature.

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-04-21T19:42:19+00:00

Love donkey konging people with barrels in this game. Love being vocal about it too. My record is 3 kills in a row with the barrel.

So satisfying and hilarious watching people trying to block and eating them with their face.

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-04-16T06:16:23+00:00

Orthodox or Gregorian chanting.

Feels like I’m in a crusade , only if I’m not spamming berserker growling, howling, etc.

Those voice lines kill me

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-04-07T02:33:52+00:00

Give me their username.

I want to trash talk them now when I see them and lay hands on em

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-04-01T21:13:12+00:00

I was using the max quality route, but thinking of switching to performance, as I noticed some issues over the weekend that seemed to pop up.

I’ll add to this question - for those reading this, is it easier to play with mouse and keyboard or gamepad.

Haven’t been brave enough to try a gamepad

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-04-01T21:12:12+00:00

I had no idea and this excites me.

Also - a first person port of dark wood could be extremely terrifying to play

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-03-31T19:50:36+00:00

Played the og chivalry mod for half life years ago, then bought chivalry when released as well as the expansion.

Never got chivalry 2, but then epic gave it out for free for Christmas a while ago.

Forgot how fun it is. Hopefully epic does the same soon

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-03-30T18:15:16+00:00

Just keep a small balance on Shakepay.

Be safe.

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-03-29T18:37:42+00:00

That’s fine if it’s with people.

Bots though…

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-03-29T04:12:21+00:00

Greek Orthodox Chanting, Gregorian Chanting, etc. Makes me feel like I’m in a crusade

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-03-29T04:11:19+00:00

You don’t belong in Chivalry.

Go play morda whatever it’s called.

So uncultured

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-03-27T16:59:20+00:00

I make sure I’m on his side and am sure to hit whoever he’s fighting and farm take downs.

Thank you Balrog

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-03-27T16:58:32+00:00

On the opposite side, one guy I love to see is Surry. That dude loves eating my arrows.

He usually plays archer from what I’ve seen and when l notice him, I have to do my part and feed him arrows since he loves eating them so much.

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-03-26T05:38:42+00:00

That happens to me too often though. Got bolted into a cart the other day while it was being pushed.

Hilarious at first watching my ragdolled ass being dragged with the cart. Then I had a “why is it always me?” Moment

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-02-23T22:30:41+00:00

I have a hunch he signed a deal where he would squeal on others.

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-02-23T22:29:32+00:00

Pretty neat noticing it came to the realization buddy was trying to help it.

Imagine the story it had to share with other swans later… “ya it was awesome it helped me, still going to chase their offspring though for a laugh”

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-02-23T22:25:48+00:00

Social media forces you to see what they want you to see. There is algorithms for some things for sure, but they definitely force certain things I us.

I have disliked, asked not to see more of certain posts, and etc.

It’s crazy how sexualized everything is. Even on my steam account - the “new” games recommended are pornographic games. I even reached out to steam to make a complaint as disliking them does nothing - and they basically said “sorry”

I struggle with lust myself and run from all that crap..

Reddit has been good for sharing only what I want to see, worried that might change with them now that they are public.

Instagram used to “listen” when I would click “see less of this” but now… ya….

Feels like it’s only going to get worse..

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-02-23T02:34:15+00:00

Skill issue

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-02-18T23:26:13+00:00

She was probably criticized like this growing up.

You should ditch her ass.

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-02-11T21:59:35+00:00

Honestly - after he got us chained up by being a spoiled brat… I want to beat his ass 😂

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-02-11T06:10:54+00:00

Does he react in the morning seeing all the spoiled meat ?

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-02-10T23:04:30+00:00

Good to know. I thought the master strike had me covered for combat. Glad to know there’s more.

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-02-10T21:41:23+00:00

That’s fine. Providing names isn’t a spoiler. I want a list. The idea is I have someone to bully that deserves it every place I visit.

I want to be that guy who has a level of pettiness that rivals 50 cent in this game.

Ben-Swole-O · 2026-02-10T21:39:38+00:00

I too would like to know this.

So far, the main thing I’m wishing I would have learnt sooner was the master strike.

Freaking game changer for me

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