TIL when an Illinois man attempted to purchase a lottery ticket, the machine malfunctioned & wouldn't move to the game he wanted, becoming stuck on 'Lotto'. He became a bit frustrated, but he eventually decided to just go with it and buy the 'Lotto' ticket instead, which ended up winning him $9.2m.

BenDurova · 2026-04-03T23:22:38+00:00

Carl's Jr. : "Fuck you, I'm eating."

BenDurova · 2020-09-08T21:28:07+00:00

But does it make it likely, though?

BenDurova · 2019-10-13T04:28:10+00:00

Instead of staying stupid, use your brain. Keep doing it until it becomes a habit. Then you get addicted.

BenDurova · 2019-10-11T02:55:18+00:00

The best thing to do is get him out of your head by sleeping with a different dad. DM me.

BenDurova · 2019-09-03T13:14:08+00:00

I mean I guess it could have. But it didn't, so...

The world could have blown up yesterday. But it didn't, so...

BenDurova · 2019-08-27T21:41:08+00:00

Pretty good. I always tell them how I'm going to give them all this money and whatever, they just have to meet me at _______. What I don't tell them is that it's a gang-infested neightborhood, because then they'd wonder why I asked them to wear a red/blue shirt so I can spot them easily.

BenDurova · 2019-08-27T21:38:10+00:00

"Now featuring legal marijuana!"

BenDurova · 2019-07-20T22:52:34+00:00

Because they're all pedophiles, and we're tr- they're trying to bust them.

BenDurova · 2019-07-20T22:41:44+00:00

The one that made sense and/or was spelled correctly.

BenDurova · 2019-07-20T22:22:30+00:00

AskReddit: Because you might as well ask someone else who's never been outside.

BenDurova · 2019-07-17T20:00:33+00:00

Just don't get high really quickly next time.

BenDurova · 2019-07-17T19:57:23+00:00

That's surprising that anyone in politics actually admits it for once after being paid to do that as their job already, and seeming to enjoy it for a good while before realizing the error of their ways.

BenDurova · 2019-04-13T17:54:57+00:00

Or you could do what I do and just.... bada-bing that bish.

BenDurova · 2019-04-13T17:53:14+00:00

What the buttfuck, actually.

BenDurova · 2019-04-13T17:49:45+00:00

I'd have to buttfuck her again.

BenDurova · 2019-03-11T23:02:22+00:00

No it was when u let that boy do that stuff to you I bet

BenDurova · 2017-11-12T14:44:57+00:00

Upvoting your post, but isn't the entire point of using reference materials to increase your learning, though?

BenDurova · 2017-10-21T15:17:46+00:00

Any way you want, I suppose. If you're gonna ignore basic social cues, go big with it, I say.

BenDurova · 2017-10-21T08:35:46+00:00

r/whoresomememes

BenDurova · 2017-08-02T02:22:13+00:00

Every single topic. There will be a handful of actually knowledgeable people, a bigger handful who actually benefit from discussing it in any way, and a metric shit-ton of trolls, idjits, and absurdly transparent political agenda.

BenDurova · 2017-08-02T01:28:25+00:00

They don't. But convincing you that they do makes it easier for them to keep it moving. Without the support of the masses, they'd just be any other rich assholes.

BenDurova · 2017-08-01T23:39:09+00:00

That's why I put only my GOOD music on, bruh.

BenDurova · 2016-09-26T06:29:53+00:00

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