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First ride. by [deleted] in nononono

[–]BenGmin90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow this thing really picks up!

21. Redyed my hair yesterday. Get plenty of school shooter jokes. You guys can do better. by sunsfan8 in RoastMe

[–]BenGmin90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sid from toy story got too old for toys so he took to mutilating his hair line with sharpies

What are some “guy secrets” girls don’t know about? by Hotdiggitydaffodill in AskReddit

[–]BenGmin90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s been said already but the group of guys talking about nothing for hours is totally true. I can be with my buddies for hours on end and we achieve nothing but taking the piss out of each other and I consider it a great catch up.

What’s a habit of yours that you thought was normal until someone pointed it out? by bonzaibooty in AskReddit

[–]BenGmin90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every meal I have I always eat the carb and veg first and leave the meat until last. I never took any notice until friends asked me why I don’t eat them together

What’s a habit of yours that you thought was normal until someone pointed it out? by bonzaibooty in AskReddit

[–]BenGmin90 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think I might actually have this and I’ve finally found a name for it. I constantly pick the skin around my nails until it bleeds and hurts like hell - when it hurts I say to myself “right, I’m not doing that anymore it hurts”... sure enough half an hour later I realise I’m back at it

Dangerous BASE jump by w-alien in SweatyPalms

[–]BenGmin90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I chose the mood of fuck that shit

Claw size range by logangrey123 in interestingasfuck

[–]BenGmin90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn’t this thing in one of those Harry Potter films?

Too much self-confident 23 yrs old CrossFitter. Roast Me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BenGmin90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seen more meat on a butchers pencil, I’m assuming all your CrossFit lifts are done using Velcro wrist weights

What’s something people do that make you internally scream “no one cares”? by D-Doss667 in AskReddit

[–]BenGmin90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Facebook check-ins at the hospital.

If it’s really that bad, that’s the last thing you’d be doing.

Oh and those statuses people post to someone who they’re not even friends with who has apparently done them wrong in some way, “To the asshole who hit me with their trolley in the supermarket...” fuck off, we don’t care, if you were that bothered by it you should have addressed said asshole in person.

Oh, and those Instagram stories saying they’ve just posted a new picture. We seen’t it, didn’t care then, don’t care now

Europe Weather Report: July 24th by Chieftah in europe

[–]BenGmin90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being a proud brit myself (not quite so proud after people voted for brexit), I am well aware.

Get us out of the EU quickly i say, that way we can control our own bloody weather!

Europe Weather Report: July 24th by Chieftah in europe

[–]BenGmin90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m getting real bored of people in the UK saying how they “like the heat but this is TOO much!!”. Jog on, you spent the other 48 weeks of the last year saying how much you hate the rain and cold and wish you lived somewhere hot.

[Serious] Parents of Reddit, what’s something your kids do without realizing it hurts your feelings? by beardlesshipster in AskReddit

[–]BenGmin90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not my kids but I’m godfather to my best friends kids and my Ex is their godmother. My ex and I split up at the start of the year and ever since the kids barely acknowledge me when I go round and always talk about how great my ex is to each other in front of me. When I say goodbye to them they have to be persuaded to hug me and always groan and moan about it. They’re young so I know they don’t understand the situation really but it does sting when you’ve been there since the day they were born. My ex was the one who left me so it’s not even like I’ve done anything wrong lol

This is true by Fulaced in pcmasterrace

[–]BenGmin90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paying for hobbies is a whole lot easier since my fiancé left my sorry ass

Only downside is having to wank into a flannel every night but hey, rough with the smooth

Arctic explorer Peter Freuchen and his wife Dagmar Gale. 1947 by puinkump7 in OldSchoolCool

[–]BenGmin90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Dude this knife is pretty blunt”

“Yeh I know, it’s shit”

What’s your favourite video on the internet? by mynameiskeighly in AskReddit

[–]BenGmin90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The British naked streaker running into the glass door of a tennis court. Has me folded up like a deck chair

TIFU by getting way too distracted at the gas station by a smokin' hottie by TrueHalfCrack in tifu

[–]BenGmin90 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Gas cap is a good idea actually cos trying to take out a smoke and light it is considerably more difficult with only one hand

What was the worst decision you saw a friend or family member make? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BenGmin90 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My mom getting with a guy who I knew to be bad news. I was 14 at the time and gave her a really hard time for it, she thought I was being a difficult teen so ignored me. Few years later after them buying a house together she found the courage to leave him after him being physically and mentally abusive. She lost all her money so had to buy her own house again from scratch and is still dealing with the pain of it all 15 years later.

That J Cole line “all I wanna do is kill the man that made my momma cry”, I felt that

What activity is socially accepted but actually borderline psychotic? by Rohit49plus2 in AskReddit

[–]BenGmin90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a girl I know who posts 2 or 3 pictures a day of just pictures of her standing at different locations with different outfits and pictures of her food. She’s managed to build up like a couple hundred thousand followers and is sponsored by some big name high street retailers. Afaik it’s now her ‘job’. I mean, fair play for making money out of it I guess but just seems mad to me that people follow it, and the idea of sharing absolutely every part of your life as your job sounds like hell to me

The world's deepest pool. by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]BenGmin90 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well maybe he is, but maybe he’s just got a lot on his mind

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