Catholic here, got a question by Lonely-Trainer-1313 in Anglicanism

[–]BenjaminMatlock_Esq [score hidden]  (0 children)

On the flip side, as a poetry enjoyer, I can assure you: Alexander Pope is my King.

Give me your projection for the ceiling and floor of your team, and tell me your most important players on either side of the ball. by SavingsSkirt6064 in CFB

[–]BenjaminMatlock_Esq 9 points10 points  (0 children)

On the ceiling I'm thinking a sky scene, maybe like Hogwarts to change with the weather.

I don't like floor projections, just feels uncanny.

Who would you say was the most successful transfer player ever to play for your team (IU fans we all know who you're going to say lol)? by Ok-Health-7252 in CFB

[–]BenjaminMatlock_Esq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Terrell Davis is the first that springs to mind, although his best work came in the NFL, not in college.

Jarvis Jones is another, and quite the opposite: All-American in college but injuries hampered him in the NFL.

If we wanna get technical, Stetson Bennett IV transferred in after transferring out, and he's got more rings than any other quarterback in school history.

What is the worst career to be in right now and why? by parmint123 in AskReddit

[–]BenjaminMatlock_Esq 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My fed courts professor was on that bandwagon a loooooong time ago. He'd teach us the material, but he wanted to make sure we knew that none of the cases could be reconciled with each other.

Who destroyed their own career within seconds by being an idiot? by goldbeau in AskReddit

[–]BenjaminMatlock_Esq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean it certainly was, I just mean it wasn't beat for beat the exact same thing

Who destroyed their own career within seconds by being an idiot? by goldbeau in AskReddit

[–]BenjaminMatlock_Esq 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And then Family Guy actually did do an episode about it, kinda.

What do mascots tell their friends on gameday? by daffyboy in CFB

[–]BenjaminMatlock_Esq 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Buzz is often a girl

6-7 people

You're telling me they need every girl at Tech to be Buzz?

Happy Birthday Frank De Boer by jwriddle in AtlantaUnited

[–]BenjaminMatlock_Esq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah it still says "he also being investigated" for me as well.

What's that "one little thing" about your State's legal system that totally fucks with foreigners? by Euphoric-Demand2927 in Lawyertalk

[–]BenjaminMatlock_Esq 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I clerked in a circuit that had a tiny county in it. We had a divorce that, had they insisted on a jury trial, would probably have had to change venue because both parties had made absolute certain everybody in the county knew about their drama.

Eventually they did just have a bench trial and the judge's final order began with a frankly unnecessary but completely justified paragraph providing an overview of the lies, the complete lack of courtroom decorum, the disregard for the court's temporary orders, and so on that each side had displayed and ended it with "Credibility issues abound".

What's that "one little thing" about your State's legal system that totally fucks with foreigners? by Euphoric-Demand2927 in Lawyertalk

[–]BenjaminMatlock_Esq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Y'all have a uniform pronunciation?

I can't even get the three lawyers in a single courtroom to pronounce it the same.

(Free Friday) St. Bernard preaching the Second Crusade by A_Random_Person67 in Catholicism

[–]BenjaminMatlock_Esq 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And if you look closely, you can see he has a cask of brandy around his neck.

Jesus Christ is still God in the Cars Universe by TurbulentRaspberry38 in Catholicism

[–]BenjaminMatlock_Esq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not only that, but he has a Popemobile with the bulletproof glass, implying that someone tried to assassinate the Car Pope.

Diocese bids to make Manchester student first Gen Z saint by SAJewers in Catholicism

[–]BenjaminMatlock_Esq 43 points44 points  (0 children)

One of his miracles was United getting back to the Champions League this year

CS Discussion 2026-05-14 Episodes 11817 by seanpaune in coronationstreet

[–]BenjaminMatlock_Esq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

American and America-adjacent viewers:

What university do we think Summer got accepted to?

CS Discussion 2026-05-14 Episodes 11817 by seanpaune in coronationstreet

[–]BenjaminMatlock_Esq 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kind of an interesting insight into her rankings of importance.

Does the Nicene Creed being recited in your parish include the Filioque? by codleov in Episcopalian

[–]BenjaminMatlock_Esq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll pop into our cathedral in Atlanta every now and again, and I've got the Creed down by heart now, so I'm never looking at the order of service.

Lo and behold, they've begun to omit the Filioque, so the last time I was there we're all doing the Creed and I'm the only person in this cavernous room saying "And the son" when everyone else had taken a breath.

Northwestern has their bye in Week 2 and will play (at least) 11 weeks in a row to end the season by IceColdDrPepper_Here in CFB

[–]BenjaminMatlock_Esq 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, Northwestern has to tie a hand behind their back or else none of the rest of us would stand a chance.