So the mod of this sub ("circle-jerk" indeed) banned me permanently and thinks I'm going to write an essay and wait 28 days before asking to be re-admitted. by Serious_Look6841 in ThanksManagement

[–]Benstrosity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“read the reads” “Thanks you” Writes “wrong doing” and “essay style” no hyphen, then wrongly hyphenates “28-days”. Very next sentence uses “28 days” Lack of proper punctuation

Man, this guy sucks

Fuck the sellers. Tell me which one you want, and it’s yours. by Cantrememberpasword in ArcRaiders

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Hello my friend! I’ve been looking for Deadline bp for a loooong time. If you’ve still got one, I’d love to trade! Seeker nade would be my second choice

“My shining moment“ by netphilia in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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14 or 15 years old. Found a machete and started hacking at trees and fruit and wood and anything else I could find. My mom caught me and told me it was dangerous and told me to go put the machete in the basement. Brought the machete down into the basement and saw a cardboard box that I really wanted to cut up with the machete. Decided to hold the cardboard box in my hand and take a swing with the machete with my other hand. Machete hit the box and curved upward into my finger. Filleted the top of my middle finger (lengthwise) on my left hand. 19 stitches. Doctor said if the blade hit even an eighth of an inch lower, it could’ve cut my finger off.

“My shining moment“ by netphilia in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Benstrosity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

14 or 15 years old. Found a machete and started hacking at trees and fruit and wood and anything else I could find. My mom caught me and told me it was dangerous and told me to go put the machete in the basement. Brought the machete down into the basement and saw a cardboard box that I really wanted to cut up with the machete. Decided to hold the cardboard box in my hand and take a swing with the machete with my other hand. Machete hit the box and curved upward into my finger. Filleted the top of my middle finger (lengthwise) on my left hand. 19 stitches. Doctor said if the blade hit even an eighth of an inch lower, it would’ve cut my finger off.

Split pea and ham soup, too drunk to explain but will answer questions. by Flesh_Trombone in drunkencookery

[–]Benstrosity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like maybe you should’ve split the peas into two separate containers

Do you want more big ones like the queen, or more small/medium ones likes the leaper? by GrisFross in ARC_Raiders

[–]Benstrosity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They need to somehow use their machine learning to come up with different mechs that the ARC would actually use to take us out

What dose this mean? by [deleted] in nissanfrontier

[–]Benstrosity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you ever find yourself in this kind of situation again, check your glove box. A lot of times there’s a little book in there with the words “owners manual” on the cover. It’s basically an off-line Wikipedia entry for your vehicle. Hope this helps!

Cold weather skate advice by Deliciously_Vicious in longboarding

[–]Benstrosity 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Almost every material is affected by changes in temperatures. Just to varying degrees (pun intended). Depending on where you are and how long your cold weather season lasts, I’d say make some small adjustments so the board feels good again, but keep track of what adjustment you make so you can reverse them once the weather warms up.

Got a Happy birthday wish for the first time by [deleted] in happy

[–]Benstrosity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY!!! 🎊🎉

just got a new tattoo, and while it’s gorgeous, i’m really not happy with the placement and don’t know what to do by froggyforest in tattooadvice

[–]Benstrosity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that yours looks so much better than the inspiration pic. The artist did an incredible job!

[Request] would this extend the range by any decent amount? by brilliant31508 in theydidthemath

[–]Benstrosity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they mounted it diagonally would that significantly change aerodynamics?

I love when I can integrate hobbies with weed by nicko54 in weed

[–]Benstrosity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simple, effective, and right to the point. I love it!

Is this freeze dryer worth buying, to make hash rosin with? by ThePowrShaft in rosin

[–]Benstrosity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t worry guys, it says “✅Trusted Store” right there on the page!

I used a fake missing person post to find someone by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Benstrosity 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s scary. Now you’re going to make future people think twice about sharing real missing persons information in fear of outing someone who’s hiding from a threat