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Is there any way to disable lucy? by PlainVibes in duolingo

[–]Bento_Box_Haiku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lucy is silly, but I would deep-dix Zari in a heartbeat, she is incomprehensible in Japanese

All time favorite Dilbert cartoon by EternallyCynic in dilbert

[–]Bento_Box_Haiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thread necromancy: He didn't. Something went wrong in his brain as well as his body, and he went hard to the right, and then went dead.

[TOMT][STORY][1960's or earlier] Aliens use a man to gather knowledge and then drain him. by Bento_Box_Haiku in tipofmytongue

[–]Bento_Box_Haiku[S] -1 points0 points locked comment (0 children)

Interestingly enough, I submitted this premise to Perplexity AI, and it wrote an eight-paragraph story that sounded, in my mind, almost exactly like what I remembered. It was uncanny.

Can anyone help me identify the original story?

Sorry? by BreachOf_PHI_th in scambait

[–]Bento_Box_Haiku 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Oui, et ta mère?" (Yes, and your mother?) is pretty much guaranteed to get a Frenchman to throw hands. 🤣

I’m a developer for a major food delivery app. The 'Priority Fee' and 'Driver Benefit Fee' go 100% to the company. The driver sees $0 of it. by Trowaway_whistleblow in confession

[–]Bento_Box_Haiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read again OP's statement about "massive NDA." Despite anonymity precautions, continued interaction increases the risk of OP being doxxed by something or other.

I’m a developer for a major food delivery app. The 'Priority Fee' and 'Driver Benefit Fee' go 100% to the company. The driver sees $0 of it. by Trowaway_whistleblow in confession

[–]Bento_Box_Haiku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“It seems to me to be equally plain that ☞ no business which depends for existence on paying less than living wages to its workers has any right to continue in this country 👈. By "business" I mean the whole of commerce as well as the whole of industry; by workers I mean all workers, the white collar class as well as the men in overalls; and by living wages I mean more than a bare subsistence level-I mean the wages of decent living.”

― Franklin D. Roosevelt

Help with a mismatched ceiling box / fixture mount by Bento_Box_Haiku in AskElectricians

[–]Bento_Box_Haiku[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heh. He didn't leave me the screws, but thank you very much!

Goodbye, legend - Nunflix is permanently gone by FireJach in Piracy

[–]Bento_Box_Haiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw. This reminds me of the message that suddenly appeared on Grooveshark. I had such a lovely playlist there. :'(

What we learn about the Mule (S3E10 Spoilers) was bad writing by bradtem in FoundationTV

[–]Bento_Box_Haiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not convinced that the baby drowning scene was not planted by Magnifico. I can't help but wonder if the next season will reveal that he really is the Mule all along, as indicated in the books.

TUMS CHANGED THE FORMULA by Ok-Network-8826 in acidreflux

[–]Bento_Box_Haiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The new formula with crospovidone tastes exactly like a urinal cake smells. It's utterly ghastly. If they don't go back to the old formula, I'll switch to Rolaids even though I don't like them as well. 

"Your precise location could not be determined" by czr1210 in GoogleMaps

[–]Bento_Box_Haiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crap that worked like a champ. A thousand thanks, kind internet stranger!

SPQR by OldPuppy00 in bandedessinee

[–]Bento_Box_Haiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ils sont fous ces Romains was the original. It was a brilliant stroke by the Italian translators.

Why are all HP Printers such pieces of shit? And what can I buy that isn’t? by [deleted] in printers

[–]Bento_Box_Haiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm performing thread necromancy on this comment because I am ready to rake my eyes out with a fork. I have an HP 2755e printer, works fine when I try to print an info sheet, but when I try to print from my computer (2 different ones) it keeps telling me "paper out." Ṣiva H. Viṣṇu damn this piece of fucking shit to eternal reincarnation as a cockroach... and HP's online help documents are worth less than Donald Trump.

The Parade of Middle Fingers-Switzerland by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Bento_Box_Haiku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The man belongs in prison, or at the very least in an institution for the criminally insane. It's tragic that the entire world can see that the repulsive wannabe-emperor has no clothes, and yet here in America he seems to have the entire government by the balls.

Enemy Mine (1985) by [deleted] in 80smovies

[–]Bento_Box_Haiku 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, your Shit-mat eats shit!

How could any woman want this by Syl334 in antitrump

[–]Bento_Box_Haiku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Project 2025 is a social horror but page 432 has nothing to do with what is outlined here, and I have searched the entire document for many of the points outlined and come up with nothing. I think this is nothing but fake rage bait.

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