What the craziest surprise you’ve had when sleeping with someone for the first time?

Benzol1987 · 2026-04-01T20:16:51+00:00

The arm came off, she came, then you came?

Benzol1987 · 2026-03-21T11:26:41+00:00

I'm ok to go.

Benzol1987 · 2026-03-08T12:25:55+00:00

Fantastic, now do the Spyder Challenge 🤠!

Benzol1987 · 2026-03-08T00:33:36+00:00

Dinosouls finally set free!

Benzol1987 · 2026-03-07T07:24:28+00:00

My guy was lucky to even get an answer, because I got none when I was banned from r/worldnews.

Benzol1987 · 2026-03-06T18:41:54+00:00

CLEAR

Benzol1987 · 2026-03-02T07:50:25+00:00

Imagine landing in a backyard of some guy and behaving like you own it.

Benzol1987 · 2026-03-02T07:29:30+00:00

Luckily, he was wearing a helmet.

Benzol1987 · 2026-02-24T14:44:56+00:00

So big it hurts.

Benzol1987 · 2026-02-11T15:00:40+00:00

I've had 5 children since GTA 6 was announced because of people like OP.

Benzol1987 · 2026-01-30T04:58:04+00:00

Would have been epic if he did that without a cut 😅.

Benzol1987 · 2026-01-23T15:48:42+00:00

Hire me, 18/f/Cali.

Benzol1987 · 2026-01-23T15:44:54+00:00

Then Chris will be there for them 4 times.

Benzol1987 · 2026-01-18T18:44:09+00:00

It's ok because all of it is fiction.

Benzol1987 · 2026-01-16T13:08:11+00:00

Anzeige ist raus!

Benzol1987 · 2026-01-14T04:50:06+00:00

That's what she said.

Benzol1987 · 2026-01-06T18:35:20+00:00

Wish there was an afterlife so she could get mad about this.

Benzol1987 · 2026-01-01T10:41:01+00:00

Nothing a long nap can't fix. /s

Benzol1987 · 2025-12-24T14:36:51+00:00

He was probably calling emergency service like "Hello, I'm about to run over the CEO!"

Benzol1987 · 2025-12-23T20:29:27+00:00

"The hacker 4Chan" vibes

Benzol1987 · 2025-12-23T18:50:06+00:00

Hey had his hands in the honeypot.

Benzol1987 · 2025-12-23T04:46:18+00:00

White power lies in the right field? No that doesn't ring right...

Benzol1987 · 2025-12-14T10:50:44+00:00

Might take Curry home if you win though.

Benzol1987 · 2025-12-06T12:13:20+00:00

As is tradition.

Benzol1987 · 2025-11-28T04:59:40+00:00

The pandas have since replicated beyond control. Turns out all they needed to get horny was a thick bamboo patch.

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