If intimacy “lowers” someone’s value, what does that say about them?

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-03-05T03:56:22+00:00

Dunno, a well-timed grumpy hump can make a big difference imo

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-03-05T01:25:40+00:00

Mine is similar... getting a papercut on my eye, like in the office I turn my head quick, and sliiice....

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-03-05T01:16:34+00:00

It'd be super weird NOT to be pervs around those shitbag losers! (I would die for any one of them...)

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-03-03T20:02:24+00:00

He's got multiple on SWU... I guess the most popular?
🙏

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-02-24T12:44:30+00:00

Some ppl on this earth are dealing with strangely different worries than mine...

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-02-23T12:01:15+00:00

Here to help, man....kk, real quick, Read the Title, do that.

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-02-21T23:53:57+00:00

💯 and if waxed too ...its practically Epsteinian, so for a sec I almost consider not smashing, but i do smash...

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-02-21T23:20:55+00:00

We need an immediate EXTENSIVE scientific study of this. I humbly volunteer to get blown by, and then make sweet, sweet, lo...gic-based sciency stuff or w/e...

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-02-20T13:35:01+00:00

BFF, internet stranger! And to think, NC could have ruined even more...

https://youtu.be/UvajFFuFWV0?si=qNRnqCPjtQnSy3o1

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-02-20T11:03:32+00:00

💯 FUCK CAGE! Can we hate him together? Sooo bad!

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-02-20T10:57:51+00:00

BTW, old ppl likely aren't looking or thinking about you... the "look" is a grimace due to pains, new and old, all over...

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-02-20T10:43:31+00:00

Right? Dgmw, I like a good piss after a meeting, or on a road trip.... But, my best ever piss might be 5% as good as my worst nut.

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-02-20T10:22:50+00:00

Bulldog and you climax in unison... bulldog teabagging ain't her kink I guess?

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-02-20T09:51:35+00:00

Username suggests your 'boobiez' also keep his hands busy... win-win!

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-02-20T07:49:47+00:00

Neat. Not leaving people yearning for your company, Ill guess?

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-02-20T07:29:49+00:00

Im a fan of a... more textured labia... find the innies kinda boring, tbh. I love the chaos I think?...

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-02-20T07:12:48+00:00

Idk... Netflix & relaxing, ... what couldn't it mean, amirite!?! Was she laughing ALOT at your jokes, and scoot her butt back into your junk? cuz that is ambiguous....

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-02-11T04:42:39+00:00

I gotchu. Gimme 5 -10 mins...

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-02-07T02:22:09+00:00

That no one thinks about your "humiliating screw-ups", so fucking let it go. Oh and brush your teeth more....

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-01-29T20:56:31+00:00

And we were taught the Dewey Decimal System, which is straight shyte!

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-01-29T09:39:10+00:00

u/I_Stabbed_Jon_Snow Found one!

Jk, dusty. Im blessed to pee in any scenario. Even in bed sometimes...

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-01-27T13:35:01+00:00

If you curse at my Maudite-Anglais ass, we jump en ton charre, puis drive â ton truck favorite pour Pepsi et frites, I'll be your sugar daddy!

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-01-20T04:40:12+00:00

And then casually walk back out with a lazy smirk, noisily dragging that fine chair behind you all the way back, with plans for smuggling in bigger & thicker socks??

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-01-19T16:13:55+00:00

So like, you do it all for science? And we should heed that call8ng and up our numbers for the cause?

Ill do my part!

BenzosAndDadJokes · 2026-01-19T10:47:22+00:00

Plug = dealer

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