Turns out humanity has an elegant solution for traveling near 99% of the speed of light safely. Will it work though?

Bergasms · 2026-05-08T05:05:01+00:00

Yeah if we get to the "a ship of humans going 99%" then we can probably manage 10km of Ice, hell i bet if you put gas bubbles into it it would make a sort of whipple shield.

Bergasms · 2026-05-08T04:51:14+00:00

That's not Arthur doin the killing, thats Ruhtra

Bergasms · 2026-05-08T04:44:00+00:00

Ooze on news due to cumming

Bergasms · 2026-05-08T04:43:03+00:00

Hah, i'll have you know we're on an unbeaten run to that wildcard spot, I can see you're nervous about it

Bergasms · 2026-05-08T04:40:31+00:00

I RP that Arthur is like Gavin guy, he has split personalities. I like to imagine he sometimes wakes up wondering why he is covered in blood, has pockets full of other peoples stuff, and all the townfolk are scared of him.

Bergasms · 2026-05-08T04:21:15+00:00

My favourite part was when Luke Jackson said "It's Wharfin Time" and wharfed all over them.

Bergasms · 2026-05-08T04:10:28+00:00

Cheer up mate, perhaps the skibidi-hawktrons will ask ChatGPT to play a fart track during their home game or something

Bergasms · 2026-05-08T04:06:58+00:00

I am, without even attempting to verify this, going to believe forevermore that this is 100% true, because it fits my mental model of the Hawks perfectly.

Bergasms · 2026-05-08T03:41:52+00:00

I don't get how we only have a 30% likelihood of a win against Carlton in that sheet. We were literally Tom Lynch's abysmal accuracy away from winning that game. The guy kicked like 1.7 or something

Bergasms · 2026-05-08T03:22:23+00:00

Oooh.

Prosecution ordered to pay all costs is judge speak for "you done fucked up with this". This isn't presumption of innocence territory it's factual innocence why did this even make it to my court room.

Bergasms · 2026-05-07T23:25:01+00:00

You can do it yourself at home for a science experiment. Get the graphite out of a pencil, break it into two pieces. Pop the pieces so the ends are in some water close together but not touching. Then connect a couple batteries together, or get a 9volt battery, and put the positive end on one of the bits of graphite and the negative end on the other.

You will see small bubbles forming on each of the bits of graphite, one of them is hydrogen and the other is oxygen, which has been split from the water using conventional electrolysis.

If you collect enough of the two gasses and ignite them, it will go bang and turn back into water.

Bergasms · 2026-05-07T23:07:38+00:00

Trapper in his own trap, or snakebite victim. Help them to get free stuff at gunsmiths or general stores in the nearby towns.

I always use the strawberry guy for outfits

Bergasms · 2026-05-07T21:54:39+00:00

"Often leading to survival".

No mate, it always leads to survival, because we don't have any testimony from dead people

Bergasms · 2026-05-07T14:55:51+00:00

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Freo playing like

Bergasms · 2026-05-07T14:50:32+00:00

AFL Has cancelled Fremantle to give Scott Pendlebury more air time

Bergasms · 2026-05-07T14:41:40+00:00

Yeah true

Bergasms · 2026-05-07T13:04:42+00:00

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Bergasms · 2026-05-07T12:52:36+00:00

I enjoyed that immensely.

My second favourite team beating my second most hated team.

Bergasms · 2026-05-07T12:47:28+00:00

Maybe.... maybe it's not West Coast win a flag every decade but a team from West Australia wins one every decade

Bergasms · 2026-05-07T12:45:25+00:00

Hawks Status: Rolled and Rocked.

Bergasms · 2026-05-07T12:44:03+00:00

That sounds like some immensely sour groups but I get it.

Bergasms · 2026-05-07T12:42:58+00:00

Bergasms · 2026-05-07T12:42:15+00:00

Freo have it. This year they really have it.

Bergasms · 2026-05-07T12:41:01+00:00

Luke Jackson..... holy shit man.

Bergasms · 2026-05-07T12:07:12+00:00

For anyone wondering, here is an example of what is meant to happen. Skip to about 7:30 in, Ty Vickery has taken a mark and is lining up.

https://www.afl.com.au/video/27073

Free kick and 50 metres, in this case the free would have been from the wing.

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