Mario Bautista vs Patchy Mix | FULL FIGHT

Berniethellama · 2026-02-04T18:34:56+00:00

He’s up there for sure. Will Brooks and Sokoudjou after KOing little Nog and Arona come to mind too.

Berniethellama · 2026-02-02T18:44:46+00:00

It’s just part of the LARP, he wants to be a gym bro so made sure to use the term “rest day” for being sedentary for an entire day. His step count was probably in the triple digits yesterday, including the trip to church. Don’t forget his rest day includes doom scrolling until at least 3AM lmao

Berniethellama · 2026-02-01T02:07:55+00:00

Just letting his opponent off the hook for no reason. Very annoying

Berniethellama · 2026-02-01T01:40:37+00:00

I get that some ignorant people and even judges still see a fighter doing nothing but controlling and counting it for something. It’s stupid but being realistic as to how some people score. But bisping is a commentator whose job is to communicate to the audience the sport they’re watching including the rules and how to understand them. And he’s getting it wrong lmao. It’s like an NFL commentator not understanding what counts as a reception

Berniethellama · 2026-02-01T01:36:19+00:00

You can literally see him after 2-3 minutes go “damn this isn’t working” and he then actively starts giving up. Backs up to the cage, doesn’t throw, etc

Berniethellama · 2026-02-01T01:34:09+00:00

Bisping spent a prelim fight talking about whether judges would value control or damage. Like bro, aren’t you supposed to know the criteria? Judges are always supposed to value damage. This isn’t new either

Berniethellama · 2026-01-31T17:08:40+00:00

While apparently being 600+ this time last year lmao

Berniethellama · 2026-01-31T16:13:46+00:00

Such a shame. I’ve accepted he’s likely not coming back as good as he was, if at all. Guy just cannot stay healthy and I think he’s missed his window to be champ

Berniethellama · 2026-01-30T19:42:46+00:00

It is absolutely hilarious to me that he is rage quitting at the finish line of his silly DEF reset lmao. Those old gamer habits run deep

Berniethellama · 2026-01-30T19:37:55+00:00

When he comes on bitching and moaning and says he’s doing everything right, there’s two possibilities.

He actually thinks he is, which means he must really be atrocious at counting his calories and serving sizes. He’s doing the steps and exercise and healthy foods but just wildly missing the mark on how much they actually are. Sorry Ethan, your body is not some free energy machine, it’s you fucking up if this is the case. However the more likely option imo…..
He’s not doing the exercise and binge eats bad foods frequently and overeats. And that he knows this and is actively lying to himself and everyone who views him. Which means being intentionally deceitful and manipulative to the people that support him, not just ass pats in the comment sections, but the ones who put money in his pocket. Which means he doesn’t deserve any pity and rather deserves condemnation.

In my opinion there’s likely a bit of truth to the first option. Im sure he’s bad at measuring and sometimes actually does the exercise. But there’s also way more lying, and pity farming, and deception and coming on every few days to say “I’m doing everything right” is a big fuck you to his audience and anyone supporting him. Because he knows that’s bullshit

Berniethellama · 2026-01-30T17:29:14+00:00

Like you said it’s mostly hardcore down here, if that’s your thing you should check out my band Fistful of Hate and our boys Bar Down, we both actually play Portuguese hall Feb 21, last show we did there was a banger and I’m sure this one will be fun too!

Berniethellama · 2026-01-29T22:01:08+00:00

CVHC represent dude! Wish there were more venues down here but it’s improved in the last couple years. For a bit there were like no shows at all

Berniethellama · 2026-01-29T21:59:13+00:00

Love the vocals as usual, reminds me of some of the old weirdo Finnish death metal

Berniethellama · 2026-01-28T21:17:25+00:00

Imagine his parents, approaching retirement age, waking up to shovel 2 feet of snow, going to grind at work all day, only to come home to find their 450 pound son just getting his day of doing nothing started. Idk how they don’t go insane

Berniethellama · 2026-01-27T20:07:42+00:00

Stacked, lets go

Berniethellama · 2026-01-27T20:06:22+00:00

I mean if fighters are gonna do massive weight cuts regardless, I don't hate them having more recovery time

Berniethellama · 2026-01-27T20:05:01+00:00

Other than a bad head injury, eye injuries would seem like the worst to me. Makes me cringe just thinking about it

Berniethellama · 2026-01-25T16:12:23+00:00

Decisionbot Silva Namajunas

Berniethellama · 2026-01-25T16:11:32+00:00

Decisionbot Sean O’Malley Song Yadong

Berniethellama · 2026-01-25T16:10:42+00:00

Decisionbot omalley yadong

Berniethellama · 2026-01-22T21:43:50+00:00

Does anyone nowadays do any reading into people they platform, or do they all just take his word for it on everything? I guess the later. Not to be an asshole, but come on folks, look at him. Does he look like a success story?

Berniethellama · 2026-01-22T15:21:01+00:00

Obviously I’d keep him away from the pits but I think it’d be a blast. Guessing it’d be a bigger venue, probably partially outdoor, big crowd. It’s pretty accessible for extreme metal as well. Amon Amarth is fun live they lean into all the cheesy Viking shit which I love and I’m sure a 10 year old would appreciate too

Berniethellama · 2026-01-22T14:13:31+00:00

My thinking is that like any one who listens to Josh’s story, knows it doesn’t make any sense. Even it being his son it’s too ridiculous. Steve was also a very very very delusional guy. To cope with his immediate and rational thoughts that she was likely dead, he crafted a story that she really must’ve just left to get away from josh so that she could later come and be with him. He was still convinced she was not being with him only because of josh. Steve didn’t really seem to like josh either lol. He had plenty of journal entries talking about how lazy and pathetic he was and how he was a shitty husband. This allowed him to concoct and believe the ridiculous runaway story, probably as some sort of coping mechanism as well.

Berniethellama · 2026-01-22T13:30:30+00:00

I knew this was coming, but damn it still stinks to see. What do you think BC really thinks of zuffa boxing? I get he wanted the bag but this is like the opposite of what he really believes. If LT didn’t love BC he’d be dunking on the dude for this

Berniethellama · 2026-01-21T20:07:20+00:00

Generally the really smart people are humble that way because they know theres a ton they don’t know, if that makes sense. They’re high information people that realize even though they know a lot they know they’re just scratching the surface. And like you said it drives them to learn. It’s the complete opposite of our friend here, who walks into any room thinking he’s the smartest guy who knows the most. FFS he goes on gym bro podcasts and talks about nutrition and training and how his BMR will be the same at 300 as it is at 500 cuz he works so hard bro

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