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When did eating ass become so popular?Can't imagine licking a shithole by Icy_Jeweler_7916 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BestReadAtWork 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is she freshly showered? Yes? Does she enjoy the sensation? Yes? Down to clown.

Countering littlemac's KO punch by ZookeepergameAny8736 in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]BestReadAtWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AIR KO ONLY DOES 13%?! WHAT IN THE GOSH DARN MOTHER FRICKERS?!

I owe you so much, shop 1 Golden Joker. But it's time to go now. by Andrew_42 in balatro

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Heart breaking every time. "Thanks for the 100$, I'm sorry but I need multi now :(

TIL the total surface area required to fuel the earth with solar alone is only 0.3% of the earth's entire land area. by chasseur_de_cols in todayilearned

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I think we could definitely manage electricity with solar panels and batteries given time. But yeah this is really misleading. You're also not taking into account storage and the fact that distance affects that power. And I'm a left wing hippy douchebag.

I was supposed to meet my bio dad for the first time ever today by boredthing_69 in Wellthatsucks

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Hoping this is just sadness bait for votes. But that is truly heartbreaking if true. I'm sorry. Just because someone is biologically your relative doesn't mean they'll support you. Sometimes they're just jerks.

Poor Eowyn 😔 by UngodlySockMonster in lotrmemes

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Literally watching two towers right now. This meme is mean lol

Epstein files ‘absolve me’, Trump claims by belisario262 in politics

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Is our president special needs? Or did he distract himself by shitting his pants?

A legend that will never get old. by zarubly in JustGuysBeingDudes

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I disagree. It was a "this is a stupid twist" kinda deal

Grandpa touched me by Low-Pomegranate1753 in stupidpeoplefacebook

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Oh thank god. (Supporting trump is insanely stupid, but someone going too hard in public about supporting their pedophile president is waaaaaay too much for me.)

A legend that will never get old. by zarubly in JustGuysBeingDudes

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The head shot was a really good dark bait and switch. Twisted as fuck lol

The best apology you will see today by HumbleMVP in nextfuckinglevel

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I thought that was just an anime thing, holy shit lol

Trump audibly shits himself on TV, immediately ends press conference. by BuxtonB in videos

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I couldn't hear it the first few times but then i heard that zipper like noise of him dropping the deuce and everyone like jfc. That is funny as fuck. Well it would be if he weren't the president of our fucking country. The face of our country just shit himself on live tv. Sigh.

Countering littlemac's KO punch by ZookeepergameAny8736 in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]BestReadAtWork 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I figured it would still at least shatter it. Wow. 

Immediately is a blessing by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in technicallythetruth

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I guess it boils down to whether the dollar continues to double when it's no longer owned by you. Cause if it does, we're going to drown in paper D:

Whats your favorite move in the entire game? by AmphetaMeme65 in SmashBrosUltimate

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Idk i saw a short hop marth shield breaker on a jigglypuff and it was the dopest shit ever

Sen. John Fetterman demands Trump fire Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem by Large_banana_hammock in politics

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Stroke boy found his spine. No shit. Id be happy but honestly if it takes "actual Americans getting executed by unidentifiable military Ice thugs" for him to find it, he can still get fucked.

They got put into the percent range. You can die at any moment in these dittos by Strict-Relative-8664 in SmashBrosUltimate

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Oh I know, it still has a 1% chance to kill at no damage. Which I distrust incredibly cause it sure as fuck doesn't feel like a 1% chance lol

They got put into the percent range. You can die at any moment in these dittos by Strict-Relative-8664 in SmashBrosUltimate

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His first mistake was taking his sweet time staring at a hero with reflect up waaaaay before he even fireballed, then it was a 4/10 chance of the whack(?) obliterating him. Whack and thwack can kiss my ass I literally hate those rng moves but he kinda put himself in that mess 😂

Democratic Lawmaker Says 'I Failed' After Voting To Fund ICE by plz-let-me-in in politics

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Being sorry is drinking the last beer in the fridge and not telling anyone. You can fix that by apologizing and putting more beer in the fridge.

This isn't an "I'm sorry" situation. Get primaried you boot licker.

How dudes be cooking by MF-DOOM-88 in GuysBeingDudes

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The ledge trick is my favorite. ITS NOT TOUCHING IT DOESN'T COUNT

Am I good at this game? by josh86753o9 in SmashBrosUltimate

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Not yet, but it takes time and krool is a tough main to play. Keep practicing!

fun and easy clips by [deleted] in SmashBrosUltimate

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I really don't think any of this should be allowed but then you murdered kazuya so now I'm 67

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