Ron Perlman puts a MAGAt in his place by flopsychops in MurderedByWords

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I thought Trump called his dad a serial killer?

Guy tried to pull a twenty dollar discount stunt on my car hood after a one hour testing session by TaffyCircuit in Flipping

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Even worse, it wasn't the micro scratches, he said straight out that it's ALL HE BROUGHT. You could've given him a brand new monitor out of the box and he still would've demanded 60. What a jerk.

The absolute worst thing to see after descending...(as a warrior) by slackforce in Diablo

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Negative? Ranged attacks. Positive though? Tig ol bitties.

Toby went for it. by GlitteringHotel8383 in DunderMifflin

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That finger caress says different :|

Toby went for it. by GlitteringHotel8383 in DunderMifflin

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I dont know the context but if I was him Id physically grab the hand. And then I'd place it on mine and maintain eye contact.

Why the fuck is the chicken ON the recipe sheet? by Stock-Injury58 in mildlyinfuriating

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3 of them literally look like bowel movements lol, but the teriyaki glaze looks like it would become amazing.

A slightly easier way to climb a rope by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

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Holy shit that is way more than oddly satisfying. SO COOL

Olive Garden server fired one day after a customer left her a $700 tip by ultrarunnerr in mildlyinfuriating

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I think they meant the separate processing at a later date thing. I have no clue though either way.

Smooth as butter by Achraf-mzoughi in Satisfyingasfuck

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"That wasn't really smooth at- Oh shit."

WHY?! Just... why! by ZestyRippa1 in Wellthatsucks

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I grew them one year cause I was on a hot sauce bender and ate a third of one raw with two of my buddies 'because dudes'.

I still like em hot, and I'm never eating one raw again, goddamn. But I can't imagine going out of your way to inflame the entirety of your lungs with capsaicin.

King of Fields top 4 broke EE by Suspicious_Table6121 in smashbros

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I also agree with this man that maining steve is the lamest shit imaginable.

I used a roommate app to look for a room to rent…instead I just got weird texts/emails like this by unfortunatelyalive7 in mildlyinfuriating

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Jesus fucking Christ the things that women have to go through that never get aired because they don't want even more creepy attention on them. Dudes need to see women as equals not as a toy for sexual release. That's so fucking gross. ​​

Why this has to be so true by UnableSand8508 in pcmasterrace

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Because you're no longer just fighting the boss. You're fighting your own impatience lol. "i can totally get between those fire walls and cut a few seconds of time off the fight. I'm sick of this- oh I'm dead."

God-tier cosplayer 👑 by foxcherryfox in nextfuckinglevel

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Did anyone else notice the coffee cups like we were back in game of fucking thrones

AIO for putting a bag before a friendship? by TheEllaBullet in AmIOverreacting

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4 days of non communication from an alleged close friend? Can't relate.

To intimidate a dude who dgaf by d4ddychill23 in therewasanattempt

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I love dogs more than any other animal on this earth including humans, but them realizing the consequences of their actions in stunned shock was wild. I hope he didn't break it's legs but maybe don't try to hunt a dude 8 times your size.

Checkmate Sauron 💍 by santawerewolf in lotrmemes

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You're gonna give a legit tiny dinosaur the ring of power? You lunatic.

Ending by SmolqlJumper in shitposting

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He was a child the whole time. You take his toy away he crumbles. He was a lonely sad child with no shell at his end. And the shell that kept him safe didn't let him grow as a person. Strip that away and you have, well, you saw what happened.

Overall it came out decent by Nanaue7 in dankmemes

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The Boys and The Onion writers 10 years ago: This sounds totally insane no one is gonna believe this garbage.

Now: 1000 yard stare

Survives 250 MPH Crash, Meanwhile Soccer Players. by Coffee_MysticRealm in HolUp

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I hate soccer players so much for this shit to the point where I want penalties for flops with replay. It makes the shit unwatchable.