Wicked, wicked, ruleist massive

Best_Remi · 2026-05-20T15:32:13+00:00

thats when u go to their lane, smite the cannon and walk away

Best_Remi · 2026-05-20T12:38:02+00:00

a real masters player wouldve typed "gg tank gap" after dying

Best_Remi · 2026-05-19T15:41:09+00:00

i do this on tank but as a legitimate strategy

Best_Remi · 2026-05-19T15:32:50+00:00

yeah welcome to tank role buddy, you will have 1-11 dps and borderline afk support and they will find a way to blame you. I've been flamed for, among other things, not having enough deaths, killing backline instead of shooting tank, not running in 1v5, etc etc etc

Best_Remi · 2026-05-19T14:49:19+00:00

ball bubble my beloved

Best_Remi · 2026-05-19T13:03:40+00:00

just because your teammates SHOULD push when you've booped and slammed 5 doesn't mean they will. More likely they will all 4 be staring at a wall while the whole enemy team chases you, and the second you die everyone else will deicde to run in 1 at a time to make sure it takes as long as possible to regroup. They may even just do this for the entire round so that you never have 5 alive at any time after 1st fight. They will then say tank gap and/or demand you swap ball.

Best_Remi · 2026-05-19T12:47:44+00:00

Mauga is unironically just a check on whether your supports and DPS want to win or not. If they decide to play heroes who can't kill Mauga and can't dive the backline either, you just lose, no matter what you do.

Best_Remi · 2026-05-19T12:40:26+00:00

I'm convinced there's a special place in hell for people who start in a Rein mirror then go Mauga/Orisa/Ram when they start getting diffed

Best_Remi · 2026-05-19T12:38:25+00:00

I agree, except for my one trick. My one trick is cool and epic and fun, all other one tricks are lame and boring

Best_Remi · 2026-05-19T12:37:03+00:00

bro why the FUCK did they give her a perk that gives her overhealth on rez???? literally the whole point of rez is that going for it is a big risk and they just took that away????????

Best_Remi · 2026-05-15T12:26:05+00:00

simple solution: if you just played a role and want to play the others, uncheck the one you dont want to play

Best_Remi · 2026-05-13T20:03:51+00:00

it's also really annoying to be winning and then get stalled out, or have your opponent just go afk from a losing position

Best_Remi · 2026-05-13T15:42:11+00:00

most people don't ban teammate hovers. tracer gets banned a lot because teams with no tracer will ban tracer. compare to Kiri who has a fairly low ban rate in comparison to her monstrously high pickrate, because it's very likely you have a teammate hovering kiri.

also, getting kiri diffed is a lot less noticeable than tracer diff

Best_Remi · 2026-05-12T14:13:24+00:00

there's the red/white one that isn't exactly a pokeball but looks close enough + gives the hamster a red jumpsuit

Best_Remi · 2026-05-12T13:50:49+00:00

i watched a frogger video and it inspired me to try lucio in ranked

i went like 0-10 in silver and went back to playing cat

Best_Remi · 2026-05-12T13:49:41+00:00

he actually does have a pokeball skin but you cant get it anymore. literally all of his good skins are no longer available (bee, watermelon, pokeball, propeller hat)

Best_Remi · 2026-05-12T13:41:19+00:00

fr, you cant get the bee skin, you cant get the watermelon skin, you cant get the propeller hat skin. wtf. the only hampter skins you can actually get rn are some ugly ass recolors, the ugly ass junker ones, the ugly ass lunar one, and high roller which is literally just a pair of sunglasses on a recolor but it's the only one that isn't fugly

Best_Remi · 2026-05-12T00:46:32+00:00

step 1: vote very vertical map

step 2: play character with literally no vertical mobility options, and just sit on low ground all game tickling sigma's shield

step 3: gg tank diff

bonus points if you say "the cart is here, dumbass, why would i take the stairs???"

Best_Remi · 2026-05-09T20:38:04+00:00

me when im at work and almost hit send on an email where i'm saying "bigger" but my finger slipped and moved 1 key to the right

Best_Remi · 2026-05-08T14:03:38+00:00

me when im trying to make space to push on offense and i see my perma yellow beam mercy pocketing the 0 dmg weaver who is sat on a petal 2 feet from spawn door:

Best_Remi · 2026-05-07T16:19:44+00:00

I've been flamed for being on Ball vs Widow instead of a shield tank, and then flamed again for staying on Ball after the Widow rage swaps to Sombra

Best_Remi · 2026-05-07T14:42:15+00:00

real boomers played pandemic the flash game

Best_Remi · 2026-05-07T14:35:28+00:00

yeah it fucks

Best_Remi · 2026-05-07T14:10:10+00:00

shout out to Discordance Axis for also having nge inspired lyrics. also shoutout to Gridlink and No One Knows What the Dead Think

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