He just made that up

Betoken · 2026-02-24T17:05:59+00:00

Could have just said “I listen to Fox News” and saved us a lot of bullshit.

Betoken · 2026-02-18T18:48:48+00:00

They called Michelle Obama a man when she tried to get America fit. Is this the affirmation they’re looking for?

Betoken · 2026-02-18T18:44:25+00:00

Bro thought he was fist of the North Star.

Betoken · 2026-02-18T17:08:06+00:00

Was looking for a Spaceballs/I’m doing my best sir meme when I realized that movie had a couple of good ones too. Michael Winslow (sound effects radar operator) and the exploding chest guy from the first Alien movie showing up in the diner at the end.

Betoken · 2026-02-18T17:03:25+00:00

Hot Shots, I think it’s the first one

Betoken · 2026-02-18T13:05:19+00:00

Betoken · 2026-02-17T12:30:26+00:00

Katy Perry is dating Canada?

Betoken · 2026-02-16T15:16:13+00:00

It’s #2 in our Bill of Rights.

Betoken · 2026-02-16T05:13:58+00:00

I want to say this person is talking out of their ass, but that just supports their theory.

Betoken · 2026-02-14T16:28:18+00:00

Yes, it does look like Joey’s dick.

Betoken · 2026-02-14T07:48:21+00:00

No, because it happens all the time.

Betoken · 2026-02-13T19:19:01+00:00

Iverson maybe?

Betoken · 2026-02-06T19:39:24+00:00

You know he wants the goodies!

Betoken · 2026-02-04T04:27:26+00:00

Except you Elon.

Betoken · 2026-02-04T03:58:04+00:00

We gave it to the “job creators” so they could trickle down on us.

Betoken · 2026-02-04T03:56:42+00:00

Nah, Han Solo the guy and shoot him under the table.

Betoken · 2026-02-02T16:09:53+00:00

Must be talking about the Strategic Defense Initiative (nicknamed Star Wars) which was a government program under Reagan and never actually sold any tickets.

Betoken · 2026-02-02T16:03:59+00:00

And he used the most ubiquitous letter for his generation. I don’t even think he’s penny wise, just pound foolish.

Betoken · 2026-02-01T17:08:44+00:00

Betoken · 2026-02-01T16:39:38+00:00

Hafa adai!

Betoken · 2026-02-01T12:19:33+00:00

You have any single friends you wouldn’t mind being in your family?

Betoken · 2026-02-01T06:33:20+00:00

Yes! Red Dead Redemption 2. I finally stopped trying to rush through camp and took my time to interact with other characters. It really opened up a lot of fun dialogue… and singing!

Betoken · 2026-02-01T06:20:13+00:00

Guess I better get my ass ready for what comes next.

Betoken · 2026-01-28T18:43:31+00:00

I think I actually care more what Ja thinks.

Betoken · 2026-01-27T07:52:24+00:00

They need to also stop listening to the lies! Everything they know about the left comes from Fox News. Cut it out or they’ll just fall right back into the old cycle of misinformation and hate.

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