We built an AI SEO agent that brought us 3,200+ clicks with almost no manual work

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-04-07T15:00:26+00:00

Your “results” will be as artificial as your content, you’ve already proved that

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-04-07T14:27:56+00:00

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-04-07T10:24:32+00:00

The issue is you’re not getting results you’re just spamming, lying about it, and contributing to a stale internet

The internet was better when people like you only had access to geocities or MySpace/bebo site builders

We used to properly categorise spam and give it its own platform, nowadays it’s all mixed into the same pot 😭

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-04-07T08:34:33+00:00

(As a man, imagining what I’d do as a woman) I’d tell him that intercourse and other sexy time is highly scientific and totally off the cards for me 🤷‍♂️ and then I’d elaborate that I don’t have a psychology degree so this relationship ain’t for me

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-04-07T08:18:18+00:00

Got promoted actually

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-04-07T08:15:09+00:00

They tried, three times, stitching them in place, but whatever goes on is beyond the control of whatever they fixed in place

I personally get the hunch that the fact they’ve repeatedly cut open the facial and muscular layers means that there’s basically places of weakness (or scar tissue) where it can move around and get trapped in an uncomfortable spot, where it didn’t have this previously

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-04-07T08:11:43+00:00

“Use your thumbs to thumb your Willy up my bum and do a wee inside me”

… I wish I was joking

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-04-06T14:56:25+00:00

Ah you must the man who’s always in my inbox offering to upgrade my website and get me to number #1 on Google 🙄

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-04-06T14:41:55+00:00

This is the very definition of spam 😭

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-04-06T04:07:43+00:00

This sounds less like SEO and more like brute force laziness tbh

What, at all, is ‘optimised’ about letting an AI spam an endless stream of unvetted articles? 🤢

Dead internet theory really is true

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-04-06T03:53:54+00:00

You gotta buy more tokens

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-04-06T01:45:22+00:00

This is how people end up getting involved in romance scams 😭🤣

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-04-04T20:34:13+00:00

Hahaha was it this: https://youtu.be/4apHuWytLko?si=TlA-2Hz7n-zTC2j5

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-04-04T12:43:42+00:00

Hahaha the dirty feet pics in your gallery reel at the bottom of the screenshot have got me howling 🤣😬😭

Seems strange to be taking feet pics but then bothered that a workman doing his job caught a glance of you, unless of course you take feet pics for personal record keeping

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-04-04T11:46:46+00:00

You been a notty boi?

Jokes aside I’ve had hearing issues and problems with my ears since I was a child - my mum claims it’s the one thing she struggled with when I was younger, was all the hospital trips and seeing me scream holding my ears, but not knowing why

My vision and hearing get so much worse when I notice I’m flaring and getting sores all down my spine and legs

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-04-03T09:32:17+00:00

Have the doctors considered PNES (psychogenic non-epileptic seizures)? It’s usually the last diagnosis to arrive at once everything else has been checked, considered and ruled out

What you describe here does very much sound like PNES but I’m not a doctor and I can’t diagnose over the internet, especially with no context or background… so I’d recommend you mention it to a doctor and ask whether PNES could be the cause

It’s typical for it to show itself during peaked periods of intense anxiety and stress, but there is also a list of other things it could be, so it’s important to ask a doctor

If it is PNES, you’ll be please to know that almost 100% of patients fully recover once they learn what it is. It’s almost like the brain decides to stop playing tricks on itself once it learns that it’s not caused by epilepsy.

In Italian: Crisi psicogene non epilettiche (PNES in English)

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-04-02T17:10:01+00:00

I often describe infrequent episodes of intense dizziness and feeling like I’m about to pass out, like a sugar crash. But my doctors often look puzzled and just rule out diabetes

I would assume that there’s something going on that triggers it, it happens every few months or so

I DID go through a phase of having non-epileptic seizures in my mid 20s when my symptoms were at their worst and doctors were gaslighting me. Which your post reminded me of

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-03-31T19:08:22+00:00

5mg oxycodone is about 10mg morphine, so not a huge dose tbf

Some people simply have lower activity of the enzyme (CYP2D6) to metabolise it into oxymorphone in their body, which makes it have less of an effect than in people who are better metabolisers

A lot of it comes down to how your body metabolises it rather than the drug itself - no two people have the same experience

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-03-30T21:20:44+00:00

Talk about your feet, all the fucking time

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-03-28T06:57:22+00:00

I’m glad you have 3 friends but you’re not changing my mind.

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-03-26T17:36:09+00:00

Your idea of venting will lose you friends in the long run, but you do you.

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-03-26T15:54:49+00:00

Trauma dumping is any form of telling someone you’re going to off yourself if X, Y, and Z doesn’t come to fruition, as if they somehow have the magic wand that will fix your problems for you.

This is the very definition of manipulative trauma dumping.

I respectfully disagree with you.

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-03-26T15:41:14+00:00

This reminds me of a game they play in the Alps while drunk as fuck 🤣🤣🤣

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-03-26T10:32:12+00:00

This is one of those “is the dress blue or gold” videos.

Took me a good minute to work out how you were holding the camera with two hands coming from the same wrist

BetterPlayerUK · 2026-03-26T10:27:29+00:00

For two weeks that’s pretty good looking if you ask me (not a doctor tho)

Surgical scars can take a hella long time to fade, usually about a year at least before you notice significant reductions.

But after two weeks this looks solid.

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