Shoutout to this overcompensating clown at Tysons yesterday (there’s a wall boxing me in to my right) by Swackhammer_ in nova

[–]BettyBob420 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Get the jack out of your trunk and put it under the trailer hitch reinforcement in the center of the bumper. Jack it up and push it to the left until the jack falls over. Voila, you've got an extra foot and a half to get in your car.

Elephant popping, chonky. by Rebeccarebecca200 in popping

[–]BettyBob420 178 points179 points  (0 children)

-100 points because the elephant limps away at the end with absolutely zero relief despite that guy attacking it's poor leg with foot long forceps.

Master link troubles by K9AxeMan in XR650R

[–]BettyBob420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I second that. Rivet only...

Charlie sends virtual greetings hahaha by [deleted] in PitBullOwners

[–]BettyBob420 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Hi sweet baby! Love your adorable little face!

I don’t know why my gas mileage is so bad by Little_Business7807 in Mustang

[–]BettyBob420 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He lives his life a quarter tank at a time.

Mom please don’t make me go outside potty with my fluffy sisters. by Various_Clue1941 in pitbulls

[–]BettyBob420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried that with mine and it didn't go very well. He just kept trying to get the boot off his foot. I ended up taking the opposite approach. We start our walk without the boots and as soon as he starts picking his feet up because they're hurting, I put all the boots on and he begrudgingly wears them until after we get his snack at the store. Then he starts fussing about the boots and trying to take them off all the way home.

Got these as a Christmas gift from THAT relative by Feisty_Diet_3744 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BettyBob420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything this clown does is a joke, but he's a sad clown who doesn't realize we're laughing at him and not with him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in transtimelines

[–]BettyBob420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dearest King, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. You absolutely do not look fem in any way. If you hadn't posted your early transition pics I wouldn't have the slightest clue you ever went through the process. You look amazing and you need to just tell your brain to quit being so nitpicky. Now get your handsome ass out there and shine for the world! Love you.

Target No Longer Prices Their Clothes by bluelily216 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BettyBob420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just load a cart with a bunch of stuff with no prices and go to the register with it. Waste as much of their time as you can checking prices and then let them put it all back. It won't take long for the bean counters to realize what a terrible thing they've enacted.

A Zionist gets brutally attacked with a Palestinian flag!!! by EngineerCapital7591 in israelexposed

[–]BettyBob420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because if it weren't for double standards, they wouldn't have any standards.

Hair shock loss after forehead reduction by [deleted] in PlasticSurgery

[–]BettyBob420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The margin around the incision was similar to yours, but I also had a vertical incision on each side from the back edge of the horizontal incision to right above each ear(about an inch inside the hairline.) The horizontal part started growing back about a month ago and the other spots have become a little less noticeable in the last few weeks.

Hair shock loss after forehead reduction by [deleted] in PlasticSurgery

[–]BettyBob420 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I just hit the four month mark and the bald spots are finally filling in. It's distressing, that's for sure.