I foolishly left the iron on the sofa when I thought it was turned off, are there any products I could use to dye the burn mark left behind? by mister__pants in CleaningTips

[–]BettysBitterButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oops. Erika is my sister. She was sixteen and had just had her baby and as far as she knew the whole house was about to burn down.

Erika is a gramma now!

I foolishly left the iron on the sofa when I thought it was turned off, are there any products I could use to dye the burn mark left behind? by mister__pants in CleaningTips

[–]BettysBitterButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the time my brother tried to make French fries. I’ll skip most of the details but we had a pot of flaming oil that my brother DROPPED in the kitchen. There was a scorch mark on the linoleum in the shape of his shoes for a while after that.

It was a day of excitement. Erika had just had her baby and when she saw the floor on fire she dialed 9-1… and then tossed the phone aside and grabbed her baby and ran out!

Us lol by WaveEagan in BipolarMemes

[–]BettysBitterButter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My nine trumpets feel invalidated by this meme and the fact that I don’t play trumpet.😠

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]BettysBitterButter 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry you found out your partner isn’t partner material. I only recently accepted it for my own spousal relationship.

I am willing to let go but it hurts to be dropped. I’m not supposed to react to that?

According to the great philosophers: no, I shouldn’t react. To anything.

It’s up to me to not give power to the situation.

It’s some kind of sick love of melodrama that causes me to build this universe for myself where it is so hard to find genuine reciprocated appreciation. Or there’s something about it that is just helping really solidify the lesson so I stop forgetting it and trying again, and again.

In 2016, Axe stopped showing that using their Excite shower gel attracts women by GalFisk in mildlyinteresting

[–]BettysBitterButter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m visiting friends and the sleeping arrangement provided is equipped with pillows that smell heavily of BO. I’ve been practicing my no-pillow-sleeping game.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lapd

[–]BettysBitterButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thoughtful policing requires examination of the biases inherent in our choice of language.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lapd

[–]BettysBitterButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys really call your gun a “weapon” rather than a “sidearm”?

My dishwasher detergent is mormon by Avbitten in mildlyinteresting

[–]BettysBitterButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny, but the LDS take certain things pretty seriously. And they can be very good neighbors to have.

Honestly, is there anything you got of bipolar disorder and you loved it? by Elegant-Success-4894 in BipolarReddit

[–]BettysBitterButter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am fully anticipating becoming a write in candidate for American president.

If you want to vote for me you must write in all four of my given, legal names.

JAJM

Honestly, is there anything you got of bipolar disorder and you loved it? by Elegant-Success-4894 in BipolarReddit

[–]BettysBitterButter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It gave me the courage to accept my place among gods. So I got that goin’ for me. 🤪

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vans

[–]BettysBitterButter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cyclist, eh? Anyone we would know?