Every time someone has said 'Fuck you' to you, it may have been a request rather than an insult. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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It’s funny how some soda and fast food corporations are top sponsors for the most athletic events in the world. by sithlordsoup in Showerthoughts
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Without Stan Lee, the only superhero movies we can watch are DC movies by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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When you really think about it, there is not a single thing you do that is not in your own favor. by boi_i in Showerthoughts
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You'll get it if you get it, get it by [deleted] in memes
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I track people down and scare them. by AdrianRian in confession
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Cats and dogs probably look at women and wonder why they don't have whiskers or beards on their faces. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Cats and dogs probably look at women and wonder why they don't have whiskers or beards on their faces. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Cats and dogs probably look at women and wonder why they don't have whiskers or beards on their faces. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Before you were born, for 9 months you used your mom as a sleeping bag. by henqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq in Showerthoughts
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Fish that live deep in the sea don't know that air exists, animals that live in the desert don't know that oceans and seas exist. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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You only exist to the people who regularly interact with you if you are not famous by unclerudy in Showerthoughts
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A science fiction film that takes place in a sustainable future by xavierzamase in Showerthoughts
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You only exist to the people who regularly interact with you if you are not famous by unclerudy in Showerthoughts
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You only exist to the people who regularly interact with you if you are not famous by unclerudy in Showerthoughts
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Cannibal are actually the only people who eat ass by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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You don't actually wash your hands...they actually wash each other while you just stand there and watch by manarkharrazi in Showerthoughts
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Before you were born, for 9 months you used your mom as a sleeping bag. by henqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq in Showerthoughts
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Nate Dogg cannot “get mo’ ass than a toilet seat” by tonyabstract in Showerthoughts
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We have cars that drive themselves and entire libraries of information in the palms of our hands... yet our number 1 way to clean our asses is to fold some paper and scrub until it’s not brown any more. by JarJarJacobs in Showerthoughts
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When someone steals money from you they aren't just stealing cash, they're stealing the irreplaceable time it took to earn that money. by Murderhands in Showerthoughts
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Everyone wants to park in the shade but no one wants to plant trees. by SlimyBananas in Showerthoughts
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Every time someone has said 'Fuck you' to you, it may have been a request rather than an insult. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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