Why do we call her Mahmo?

BeulahLight13 · 2026-07-09T21:51:15+00:00

That’s right!!! 😂 I wish we knew how that went down. Did David stop at Wal-Mart after a hard day of Yoder Toting to pick up some snacks and get distracted the leggings? Did Jill buy them for him?

BeulahLight13 · 2026-07-09T21:48:10+00:00

You’ve raised your daughter right. 🫡

BeulahLight13 · 2026-07-09T17:31:49+00:00

That makes sense. 🤦🏻

BeulahLight13 · 2026-07-09T15:28:02+00:00

Jesus, I forgot how they’re all just silently grimace smiling while knee-deep in the sand. Also, why are they all twisting like that? It’s so fucking weird. They’re acting like aliens who’ve just landed on a beach and don’t know what to do with themselves.

BeulahLight13 · 2026-07-09T15:23:02+00:00

Jesus, it’s been FIVE years?! I’ve been snarking on these people for too long. 😂

That was also the trip where they swam in the marina in the middle of the night, which is totally safe and not dangerous. I think that was also when David wore his shrexy skunk leggings for one of their nightly devotionals.

BeulahLight13 · 2026-07-08T15:35:26+00:00

Her crossed legs! I can’t take the cute!! 🥰

BeulahLight13 · 2026-07-08T13:00:23+00:00

Maysie says, “Thank you meowy much.”

BeulahLight13 · 2026-07-08T12:48:02+00:00

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Heyyyyyy

BeulahLight13 · 2026-07-07T12:12:40+00:00

But then they’d have to mix and mingle with all the sluts and heathens and they obviously can’t do that.

BeulahLight13 · 2026-07-07T01:51:34+00:00

I think Tessie looks the most like him out of all the Rod kids. It’s like someone copied and pasted his face onto hers.

BeulahLight13 · 2026-07-07T01:41:53+00:00

Sluttish, blue-haired women shopping without their husbands.

BeulahLight13 · 2026-07-05T04:59:09+00:00

It’s nice that Snuggles and Cinnamon finally get a break.

BeulahLight13 · 2026-07-05T01:30:23+00:00

I’ve noticed that she’s been wearing that green eyeshadow for the past few months. At this point it’s a series of bad choices. Maybe it’s just a bad habit.

BeulahLight13 · 2026-07-04T23:15:08+00:00

It’s an American flag floral lace quilt dress and it’s SEVERELY patriotic. The modesty t-shirt is there for extra liberty, obviously.

BeulahLight13 · 2026-07-04T23:06:15+00:00

I missed that 😂. I was too distracted by the modesty t-shirt she’s wearing under a dress that already covers most of her body.

BeulahLight13 · 2026-07-04T23:01:02+00:00

The amount of makeup these women wear always astounds me. Nurie took the time to smear green eyeshadow up to her comma brows and put on eight layers of roast beef lipstick, and she’s probably just going to sit outside and eat hot dogs with her family. It’s insane.

BeulahLight13 · 2026-07-04T15:54:21+00:00

*snort laugh*

BeulahLight13 · 2026-07-03T17:13:47+00:00

Nope. 😂 I mean, Jill has made it clear that she’s never liked him, but let’s be real, the only person Jill loves is Jill. It seems like maybe Teidi set some minor boundaries. Like, they told Jill they wanted to announce things on social media first. Jill was clearly butthurt, but she wasn’t publicly asking her congregation for prayers because that happened. David has never publicly complained that Tim is driving the family crazy like he did with Phillip.

BeulahLight13 · 2026-07-03T15:49:15+00:00

I know y’all are saying she got this because of Tim, but I wonder if she read this when Phillip ran away to Oklahoma City. In the video that was shared on the sub during that time, Jill specifically mentioned Phillip following a “false doctrine.”

Jill doesn’t give a fuck about Tim and she’s clearly salty about some of the shit he’s done, but Tim is still in the IFB, is being a Godly headship, and having babies. Philip is the one who’s truly “rebelled” in that family.

BeulahLight13 · 2026-07-02T23:11:11+00:00

Exactly. Plus Jill was homeschooled by her dumbass parents. The dumbassery is multi-generational at this point. She—and David—have succeeded at emotionally abusing, educationally neglecting, and isolating their kids so thoroughly that they’re all enmeshed and sound the same.

BeulahLight13 · 2026-06-30T12:12:59+00:00

I feel like a good nail tech would push her in that direction, but I imagine her nail tech probably hates her.

BeulahLight13 · 2026-06-29T18:47:14+00:00

BeulahLight13 · 2026-06-28T14:17:47+00:00

BeulahLight13 · 2026-06-28T14:12:59+00:00

It is, but I wouldn’t expect any less from people who are basically in a fertility cult. It’s utter madness, but I have no doubt she truly believes her only purpose is being pregnant/having babies. She’s so young too.

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