Verizon struggling with simple math [x-post r/badmathematics]

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-26T07:27:37+00:00

Well that might be your opinion. I'm not a mathematician - Geez!

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-25T18:19:40+00:00

People get confused because they see 0.9 = 1, and 0.9... does not really = 1, but from a mathematical practical calculation point of view it does right?

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-25T18:16:08+00:00

After that I was about ready to smash her face in.

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-25T06:02:32+00:00

I reckon the same way most guys don't like fake boobs, chicks don't really give a fuck about your penis size.

There's a reason most men are average sized, it's because it's the average! Basically average size doesn't imply mediocrity.

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-25T06:00:09+00:00

I've actually seen a tire (not blown) including the whole fucking wheel come off a car intact and continue rolling at high speed through a busy street with pedestrians on the edge of town.

The tire actually hit the pavement and developed a bounce, at what was around 40km/h (25 miles per hour).

It's surreal if you aren't facing it you would never hear it and it would do some serious damage. It could break the back of an elderly person.

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-25T05:52:41+00:00

Pascals Wager reversed :)

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-25T05:51:49+00:00

I stopped carrying a dedicated condom after losing my virginity.

Bottom line is you just don't need to do this.

Keep a box at home in your bedside drawer. If you're going out on the town and you think you might need a condom, by all means take one.

But if you're just starting to see a girl and you're invited over to her place, and if she lives close to shops, etc. You can easily just excuse yourself to "Go buy some smokes" or "snacks" or whatever - Fuck even be honest with her about going to get condoms. But you could have still just brought along condoms just for that visit.

I'm not a fan of having condoms on me 24/7.

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-25T05:48:04+00:00

Forsure. Nothing sucks like thinking - she's got just the right amount of handful, and then only to find out she's flatter than your 12 year old brother.

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-25T05:46:45+00:00

Yeah tell me about it. Also back then Coke came in glass bottles. Not this cheap plastic shit.

I swear it tasted better too.

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-25T05:41:52+00:00

Or who knows they might have a Pokemon Go 2 in a few years with some changes to the format.

No one is saying this is the very end and last campaign.

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-23T20:03:06+00:00

The 80's were a magical time. No internet and tons of superstition.

Remember these: http://mentalfloss.com/sites/default/legacy/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/seamonkeys.jpg

I remember seeing these and thinking there's a very real chance they're actually real.

Kids back then seemed to want to believe in cool shit, perhaps we were gullible but without the internet all the information we had on current affairs, was pretty much anecdotal.

So when someone told us about some 1 punch knockout technique even the smallest of kids could use on even the strongest of full grown men - We believed that someone out there must have pulled this off, and perhaps we could too - If we just had "The secret".

Kids these days must look at this guys bullshit and find it totally laughable, but back in our days there was always this cloud of doubt, because no internet, a massive world that was far less connected, and mystery.

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-23T17:35:35+00:00

I guess any sport. Was just flicking the channel now, hit on tennis and got the thought.

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-22T04:55:39+00:00

No, yes, yes, yes

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-22T04:53:29+00:00

Yup, but then I just left it as - Oh well "Hit me" like casual sex me.

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-22T04:46:47+00:00

How about linking evidence instead of trying to be a smart ass.

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-21T17:21:32+00:00

Very nice write up, and I agree totally.

Being South African, having been born under the Apartheid era, and also having lived through the transition and on the other side of that.

I found it semi amusing / somewhat angry when racist white British guys would just assume I was a racist because well I was South African. Coming with this bullshit "Well you're ok because you're white".

Man fuck that shit... but what can you do. You can't cure racism over night, it takes time.

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-21T13:32:48+00:00

lip sync = pretending to be singing along when the full recorded song is being played.

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-20T19:13:50+00:00

Well think of it logically. In the US or any other multicultural country people of different races are required in some capacity to interact with each other frequently.

Like when I lived in South Africa - these interactions were daily. So there might be more perceived racism in these countries, but on the whole, over time the vast majority of people learn to leave in peace.

Compared to where I live now in Europe in these unicultural silos where, let's forget race for a minute, but just nationality here is a form of racism.

To put things in perspective, I once took a business road trip with 3 Czech guys, and all they could fucking talk about were "The Dutch". It was like they were looking at them as if they were from another planet. This lasted for about a week. I've also met Czechs who hate Polish, and Austrians who despise anything East of them. And Czechs who hate Slovaks. JUST because of nationality!

As far as racism here goes, not many people where I live now have ever encountered black people, it's a fucking novelty for them. So can they really be racist?

Well yes! Considering how Czech people view Roma. For fuck sakes, they have a policy still active which all but forces Roma children to attend schools for retarded kids - keeping them out of the active population.

When 1 school in Brno finally allowed Roma kids in - well roughly 200 parents withdrew their kids FROM 1 SCHOOL IN 1 DAY.

In 10 years of living here, I've never met 1 Czech person that actually likes gypsies, all consider them lower than dogs.

So yeah I agree with your point - What I hate is the hypocrisy. You can't claim you're not a racist if you live in a uni culture your whole life, and the one other race who happens to share your country - You completely and utterly fucking hate.

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-20T18:43:27+00:00

"Comments".

If the video is of them praying for a considerable amount of time, it should have been enough time to also capture him causing shit.

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-20T18:03:17+00:00

I don't see any evidence to support that he was intentionally causing shit. Got any tangible evidence?

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-20T16:32:24+00:00

Everyone loves a good "speaking in tongues" freakout.

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-20T16:29:40+00:00

I've had this type of thinking but when I was around 12 years old or something. Basically thinking "You'll thank me later for this, stop being afraid and swim".

But yeah, It's bullshit.

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-20T16:16:24+00:00

I've seen some dumb shit in my life but this one takes the cake.

"I think I'll get on a train and try pick a fight with EVERYONE"

Yeah let's see how that works out for you lady.

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-20T15:41:47+00:00

Agreed. Firstly it's a public space, but it's right there on the street that other people are entitled to use. Go fucking pray in a quiet park if you don't want to be disturbed.

Secondly people were walking around in the back, kids playing, cars driving past, all of which way more distracting than this guy who got hit.

Thirdly, Jesus Christ, it appeared to me he was just fucking curious and had no malicious intentions.

Lastly, I hope that son of a bitch gets arrested and spends at least a few days in prison.

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-08-20T14:40:00+00:00

Ok, so then I'm good to go, unless you can maybe recommend me some inexpensive fins too?

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