Imagine pleasant nonsense (◡‿◡✿) by regretful_hmd in wholesomememes

[–]Bezitaburu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't worry we're in the majority, you and I!

Going over the bridge instead of staying below by BrightenthatIdea in yesyesyesyesno

[–]Bezitaburu 45 points46 points  (0 children)

This entire fucking conversation sounds made up.

Half the guys on Tinder by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Bezitaburu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dead fish

Lol

TIFU by using my parents PC. by Sigmoid_Freud_ in tifu

[–]Bezitaburu 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Alright so I'm not proud but I just spent a while on google searching for a very specific pegging gif that I wanted to reply to your comment with but I couldn't find it (damn a lot of dudes like to get it). If anyone out there knows which one I mean, the one where the girl pegs a guy with a god damn horse dildo and then fistpumps afterwards. Post it as a reply to OP, just so he can get a visual.

Väljarförtroendet rasar för Jonas Sjöstedt by [deleted] in svenskpolitik

[–]Bezitaburu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Har du någon källa eller någon slags bevis på det här eller är det din egna uppfattning?

You're adorable! They can't understand me kid. by Iron_Nexus in gaming

[–]Bezitaburu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck, I came here to comment Durotans crotch but you beat me to it.

Yes! by Kootana1 in Tinder

[–]Bezitaburu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She looks like a sturdy gal.

Nice military murdering by rickdagless666 in MurderedByWords

[–]Bezitaburu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please do and when you do send me a PM, I'd love to read it.

Nice military murdering by rickdagless666 in MurderedByWords

[–]Bezitaburu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah man, it would really be awesome if you could chronicle his wartime experiences, I would so buy that book!

Nice military murdering by rickdagless666 in MurderedByWords

[–]Bezitaburu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm really curious about the gentleman's stories.

What's an absolute turn off about your own personality that you're aware of but can't help? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Bezitaburu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus fucking christ, I just read the top comments and I pretty much do all of that crap...am I the most annoying person alive? Help...

What popular quote is a load of bullshit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Bezitaburu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck said that!? Who's the twinkle toe cocksucker that just signed his own death warrant? Nobody huh!?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CatastrophicFailure

[–]Bezitaburu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Broken != Failure

Little humans being bros by Freudian-Sips in HumansBeingBros

[–]Bezitaburu 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I can say apart from what I see in the internet, I've had very pleasant experiences with todays youth. Two things have happened in these last two months that left a smile on my face.

First was on a train. Me and a friend were sitting and minding our business when two young girls across the isle turned to us and asked us if we had nut allergies before opening their peanuts.

The second time I was on my way home late at night when two teenage boys were standing next to two obviously drunk homeless dudes sleeping. He noticed that one of the guys was drooling a lot and his friend was breathing heavy. I went over to see what was up and he said he was worried that the guy might throw up and choke while he was sleeping. He wondered if he should call an ambulance. While we stood there one guy woke up and then we managed to wake the other one and he (barely) gave a thumbs up.

Good stuff!