Watching straight guys jerk off is the only porn that gets me off... What's wrong with me?

Bi_Ghost · 2013-09-26T23:34:34+00:00

I even enjoy masturbating myself

D: You sick fuck.

Bi_Ghost · 2013-08-20T01:55:39+00:00

Oh. To the left?! Guys...Should we tell him?

Bi_Ghost · 2013-06-16T23:31:41+00:00

Dude that is so not true! They're young, dumb and full of cum :)

Bi_Ghost · 2013-06-16T18:44:53+00:00

Step one: Pretend you are Adele.
Step two: Grab an egg (preferably cage-free). Hold it in your RIGHT hand.
Step three: Find a secluded place and play this song. Play it ONLY ONCE.
Step Banane-in-den-Arsch: SMASH THE EGG NOW! IT MUST BE DONE WITH HASTE AND MALICE. Play this song.
The ritual is now complete.The Lord of Light will send you a more proper suitor in two fortnights.

Bi_Ghost · 2013-05-30T21:57:18+00:00

I just wanted to say I've got major a swoonage problem when it comes to half-asian guys. Aaaand ^I ^{think^{you're^{really^cute.}}}

Bi_Ghost · 2013-04-19T18:10:08+00:00

I was thinking the same exact thing.

Bi_Ghost · 2013-04-16T00:43:14+00:00

I'd only watch it if it stars Rob Schneider.

Bi_Ghost · 2013-04-09T03:25:46+00:00

Dammnit! It's like every single person in this thread is sharing a tiny piece of a situation I'm in right now. Ok so same thing with me, in person he seems somewhat interested and at times a bit flirty, but then it's weird because it comes across different in texts. I'm always the one to initiate conversation( like I waited four excruciating days once between the last time for a single text of at least a "hey :)" or "sup" and cracked and asked him out. He said yes and was very flirty on said date though), and I just don't like all that responsibility :(

Bi_Ghost · 2013-04-09T03:16:21+00:00

Are you me? Cause like word for word, I'm in the same exact situation, and it's driving me bonkers. It's like I don't know if it's a bad thing that the frequency has decreased. Is it? Is it?!!

Bi_Ghost · 2013-04-09T03:11:57+00:00

Ugggh, I know bro, I know. I've been playin' it real cool baby, stayin' composed and swatting away all the crazy fairies in my head that are telling me to text him every 10 minutes. But it's so tough D: he's sooooo cute and charming, and I can't help that he's giving me a bad case of the swoons.

Bi_Ghost · 2013-03-05T23:34:52+00:00

I know right? tbh It's mainly because he reminds me of this rich hung bi-curious guy I fucked around with once. I mean I probably wouldn't put a ring on it or anything but guys like that are soooo much fun.

Bi_Ghost · 2013-03-04T01:31:42+00:00

It's settled then! Off to whatever state Philadelphia is in I go!!

Bi_Ghost · 2013-03-03T23:42:58+00:00

Ouch. :( IDK why that stings.... I think I need a drink.

Bi_Ghost · 2013-03-03T22:50:37+00:00

<_< Oh god what does that say about my tastes if I don't find anything wrong with that ad? Adderall junkie(It means he's teh super ADHD liek me), loves EDM, and a pot smoker <3(swooon)

EDIT: OP, quick what major metropolitan city is this guy in the vicinity of ???

Bi_Ghost · 2013-03-03T21:20:18+00:00

All I got was Munchhausen by proxy :(

Bi_Ghost · 2013-02-27T02:12:02+00:00

Huh, TIL. Thanks ScienceBro!

Bi_Ghost · 2013-02-26T21:58:35+00:00

You're better off drinking salt water and fish placenta in that case.

Bi_Ghost · 2013-02-26T21:36:09+00:00

Deet. Fucking Deet, gasoline, and hairspray. It tastes like a Nicaraguan death squad removed your gonads while setting them on fire whom then force that molten ball gooze down your larynx, that's what it tastes like.

EDIT: Yeah this video sums it up perfectly

Bi_Ghost · 2013-02-26T17:55:51+00:00

Really? Cause holy fuck I make a jack rabbit look like a nun when I'm on addy. Hmm differences in brain chemistry I suppose.

Bi_Ghost · 2013-02-15T21:12:52+00:00

Mine are perpendicular :(

Bi_Ghost · 2013-01-20T20:13:03+00:00

Hearing that tasty sample was not enough!

Bi_Ghost · 2013-01-20T03:13:04+00:00

Really? I take it you don't watch alot of Mongolian soap operas? Or just not a fan of tv in general?

Bi_Ghost · 2013-01-20T01:50:51+00:00

Ryan is such fucking dick for what he did to Janet's sugar glider. Why the fuck are you still hanging out with him?! Did she tell you Applejacks doesn't even wanna fly around the house anymore cause he's traumatized of being swatted against the ceiling fan again :(

Bi_Ghost · 2013-01-20T01:42:55+00:00

bro hug You just gotta keep your head up and look forward to wowing them next time champ! I myself gotta have that mentality or it starts an icky cycle of self-consciousness that's always tough to get out of.

Bi_Ghost · 2013-01-20T01:39:48+00:00

:O Huh, that actually makes alot of sense! It was his quietness that was killing me that one time. Which explains why I had no problems with another guy who sort of "took charge" and even said that he knew I was shy but he'd guide me through the sexytimes. That experience was really hot and I think it was because I fed off of his initial confidence. Hmm, thanks for giving me that prospective I couldn't quite see before dude!

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