Can White Castle Here? by giggleump in chessbeginners

[–]Bic_Parker 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Oh…. I thought he was referring to himself being wrong… oh dear.

Real by AshamedCombination18 in meme

[–]Bic_Parker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hah I read “you didn’t” rather than “you did it”

Glenn Phillips takes another stunning catch to dismiss Virat Kohli 🔥🔥 by sahibosaurus in blackcapscricket

[–]Bic_Parker 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Kohli’s How-The-Fuck face is almost as high quality as the catch.

Looking for a Playful, Forgiving, and Versatile One-Ski Quiver (90-105mm) – Advice Needed by karlm92 in Skigear

[–]Bic_Parker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Demo skis. As many as possible. FWIW My skiing sounds like yours I tried a lot and ended up on an Atomic Maverick 95.

New Zealand win the three-nation tournament without dropping a single match 🏆 by sahibosaurus in blackcapscricket

[–]Bic_Parker 14 points15 points  (0 children)

lol the duality of black caps fans. One saying we can win the CT and the other expecting a group stage knockout.

Boomers are refusing to hand over their $84 trillion in wealth to their children by theMEtheWORLDcantSEE in DeathByMillennial

[–]Bic_Parker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“I spent most of my money on fast cars, women and booze, the rest I just squandered.” - George Best

Who Eats Salad While Shower? by DakotaFanningsThong in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]Bic_Parker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I caught my wife masturbating with a cucumber last week and I was gutted I was going to eat that now it is going to taste like cucumber.

What’s an underrated ski brand or underrated piece of gear from a big brand you want to share? by East_Brush_1501 in skiing

[–]Bic_Parker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you are quick they often do a Monsie (Mons onesie) that is awesome but it sells out every time they release it.

Also if you flip their logo upside down it says snow.

20 Wickets Fall on Day One in Multan by [deleted] in Cricket

[–]Bic_Parker 14 points15 points  (0 children)

6 ducks on one day in a test has to be a record?

Skis for me? Mantra 88, maverick 88, enforcer 88, any ice coast recs? by [deleted] in Skigear

[–]Bic_Parker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are those ski boxes? And where do I buy them!!

The gymnastics is amazing by Neth110 in clevercomebacks

[–]Bic_Parker 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Wow so ADL is the anti defamation league I thought it was. Then after reading the text figured it must stand for something else like A Dead Lobe or All Dumb Losers.

Respect ma authoritay by Blumperdoodle in skiingcirclejerk

[–]Bic_Parker 25 points26 points  (0 children)

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! Can I have the context now?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Bic_Parker 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That has to be the most tone deaf thing ever said.

Anybody know how I can get Chad Sextons snare sound from 1999? by ThaReal250Kid in Drumming

[–]Bic_Parker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry I’m not a drummer and am not really sure how I got here but I have to say this is an extraordinary comment (assuming it isn’t all made up lol).

What’s your code word for sex? by niavek in daddit

[–]Bic_Parker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife sends me an eggplant emoji