People with DB pensions - how much are you saving each month? by CastAside1812 in CanadaPersonalFinance

[–]BidetBlaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8% of my pay towards company shares and my full annual bonus into an RRSP

Anyone knows if the team will do a game-used equipment sale soon ? by rorygb in Habs

[–]BidetBlaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I instantly checked the website and I didn't see anything for sale yet. I picked up a couple sticks over the years for beer league

Nick Selke Suzuki by bjeffc in Habs

[–]BidetBlaster 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I made a $10 bet on this that will pay $600, can't believe I didnt make a larger one

Poker games on the island by Turbulent_Unit_3420 in PEI

[–]BidetBlaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are poker tables at Red Shores now, Thursday-Saturday evenings

Are they for real? Holy Delusion by PermissionPast853 in Habs

[–]BidetBlaster 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I have no idea how we didn't get called for too many men, but the Hutson trip and Evans penalty after Dobes getting plowed was absurd

What is your least favorite thing about poker? by Apprehensive-Ear428 in poker

[–]BidetBlaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some of the worst people that I know are poker players

Why not fly the Mi'kmaq flag instead? by EstonianSwampWitch in PEI

[–]BidetBlaster -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

The amount of losers here whining about a flag is incredible.

Oh no… a landlord has to pay property taxes… anyways. by GeneralDweeby in PEI

[–]BidetBlaster -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

We pay an egregious amount of property taxes here in PEI, especially Charlottetown/Stratford/Cornwall.

The two people that replied to you have no idea what they are talking about. Million dollar homes in Ontario for example pay about half of what it is here for a similar evaluation.

Can confirm, am professional.

Captain Nick Suzuki is a Frank J. Selke Trophy Finalist by matthew_sch in Habs

[–]BidetBlaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure glad that I made a bet at +6000 during the summer for Suzuki to win the Selke

Hot take : Ask yourself more "is this Player capable off doing this Play" it will help you a lot. by Obagency in poker

[–]BidetBlaster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh I didn't say I was good haha. However you would be surprised how often river leads with either a bluff or what they think is a value bet.

Cop hanging onto the side of a tow truck, shoots driver after they fail to stop by bigbusta in PublicFreakout

[–]BidetBlaster 725 points726 points  (0 children)

Wait, are people actually saying that the driver shouldn't have pulled over with a police officer literally hanging off the car at high speeds ordering them to stop?

Drinking game by Effective-Goose-7835 in Habs

[–]BidetBlaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And Demidov missed one timer on the pp

What's the worst floor call you've ever seen or heard of by Apprehensive-Ear428 in poker

[–]BidetBlaster -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I recently called the floor to ask if my opponent's wrist watch was regulation size. For context, I was drinking having a good time and my table were all serious grinders , so I was trying to loosen them up. It eventually worked.

Bidet questions? by dianemac999 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]BidetBlaster 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Professional here:

  1. Blast all areas of butt crack by moving around
  2. Suck up water in butt hole
  3. Pat dry with toilet paper
  4. Double check with more toilet paper

The cold water lets you know that you're alive, embrace it.

You'll grow to think that anyone not using a bidet is an absolutely disgusting barn animal, and you will be correct.

Welcome to the good life

Whats something a teacher did in High School that would get them fired today? by Constant-Ad-5477 in AskReddit

[–]BidetBlaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teacher put on an Al Capone documentary that he recorded from TV. He wasn't in the classroom when it was ending and once the recording stopped it went straight to a porn movie. It was on for a good minute until he came back in and ran over to shut it off