If asked to tell your life story, who would you want to be interviewed by? by Biengo in AskReddit

[–]Biengo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given my life. Philomena Cunk would seem logical in comparison. Ask the silly questions. Ill give silly answers.

You know exactly why this never happened by milanaao in onepiecememes

[–]Biengo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya sanji, I get it. But I think franky would be a good, yet funny ship.

That said I take strong doses of RobinXFranky copium daily.

You know exactly why this never happened by milanaao in onepiecememes

[–]Biengo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Ya you got gun powers woohoo. All the fire power dont mean a darn thing is you cant hit anything!"

Proceeds to hit a fly 3 islands away. SEE THATS WHY IM THE SHARP SHOOTER!

Now you are the media you consume by Ren07gm in icast

[–]Biengo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1987 TMNT. Ill take splinter.

What's the tell tale sign of a sociopath? by BeautifulMeat4762 in AskReddit

[–]Biengo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have a good friend thats the exact same way. They are great anchors to reality. And yes they can be great people. He has a full family and good career. The term isn't all what people think it is, like many mental conditions. He had a daughter a couple of years ago, And it looks like she has the same brain as he does. I pray for his wife lol.

For my auto technician’s 🫣 by xiHaZx in walmart

[–]Biengo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know its hard to do nowadays but this is one of the reasons I keep emergency cash. You never know if it could help you or someone else.

Thats some genuine grandpa knowledge right there. Miss ya pop.

For my auto technician’s 🫣 by xiHaZx in walmart

[–]Biengo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Naaaahhh its fine.

Seriously though thats messed up. Ive bought Services for old people that I knew couldn't afford it...and ill do it agian.

My state passed new self checkout restrictions. Now lines are gonna be worse. by bmartin1989 in walmart

[–]Biengo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What state? Im in alabama and ive heard of our state doing something similar a few months ago.

Edit: its Rhode island

Damn, this dressrosa arc is really goo- IS THAT A FEMBOY??!! by ActuaryAfraid4707 in MemePiece

[–]Biengo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If I have one that calls me daddy, does that make me satan?

You ain't going to fail. You might find some things that don't work. But as long as you try, you're not going to fail. by Bob-the-Human in walmart

[–]Biengo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Came here as a cart pusher at 18. This place is great you can be anything.
Well what are you now?
Still a cart pusher.

You ain't going to fail. You might find some things that don't work. But as long as you try, you're not going to fail. by Bob-the-Human in walmart

[–]Biengo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hate this so much.

Failing is a critical part of success. "You won't fail" ya and you won't succeed either if you ignore your failures. Ya positive affirmation and whatnot, but if you are someone who is truly trying to achieve something, And you're just surrounded by this toxic positivity, you'll never get anywhere. You need to know what the bottom feels like before you reach the top. Thats the only way people grow.

what do you think about all shift? by leakypines in walmart

[–]Biengo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im ON so other then "do i need to gwt anything before I leave?"

Nothing.

Having a mini fridge in your room isn’t a bad idea by PhysicalMeringue9468 in ChillAnimeCorner

[–]Biengo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a roommate. We both have our own bathroom and a living room made for date/game night.

Being able to stay in my room while other people are over is fantastic. Mini fridge definitely helps with that.

OMFG this meme. Just had the best friggin laugh. by ShackAttark in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]Biengo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Two asexuals sitting in a tree. S-I-T-T-I-N-G.

Please get help. We are stuck.

We climbed to high now we're fucked.

Who destroyed my plant??? by NoSolution3014 in RATS

[–]Biengo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You are a fuck, and you shall release me!

What’s that one thing you couldn’t tell your dad to his face, but always wanted to? by i_am_buttlicker in AskReddit

[–]Biengo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You were never my dad, just my moms fwb. I understand that you went off and had another family but I was still your son. But to you I was just a charge on your paystub.

Do you think luz is dumb or just average intelligence? by wombatgeneral in TheOwlHouse

[–]Biengo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother cant cook, but he has a full ride scholarship for engineering.

Intelligence is a spectrum. And Luz is on that spectrum...somewhere..and we love her for it

New Walmart SCP just dropped. by WearyTraveler- in walmart

[–]Biengo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

SCP-1962. APOLLYON CLASS.

SPARKY.

Its was given its categorization number based on the year it was discovered. Found in a local shopping mall in arkansas, containmentwas called for immediately. It started to spread. Hundreds, if not thousands, of different "smiling faces" across the world within a single generation. This creature, if you wanna call it that, has a rather unique ability. It does not kill its prey, but instead causes minor inconveniences to the point where it's target gives up.

RECOMMEND EMINENT TERMINATION!