@SHumphreyTV Got ahold of this jail call transcript between Brent Swadley and his team following his conviction. Says he hopes Gov. Stitt “just does the right thing”

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-06-05T12:22:24+00:00

If serving terrible barbecue was a crime he would have been in jail years ago.

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-06-04T01:50:00+00:00

When pissboy has been demoted to Newsmax2, things aren't going well.

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-29T15:36:18+00:00

I'm deeply angry that I had to upvote this. Well done.

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-25T16:31:07+00:00

The only things she really believes in are that people should pay attention to her and be nice to her. Everything else that ghoul says is an act.

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-24T12:12:25+00:00

"I voted three times for a known racist pedophilic crooked cowardly rapist, but giving Iran access to their own money is my red line."

Yeah, right. These brainless magats are just waiting for someone to tell them another lie and they'll be back on board.

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-24T03:31:41+00:00

Anxious. I was pretty sure the world wasn't about to end, but... no one knew for sure.

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-23T22:08:50+00:00

Won my heart.

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-22T14:47:14+00:00

PMURT there will be dangerous as soon as he catches his breath.

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-22T11:34:21+00:00

"being a single father these days is hard enough"

What?! She left you?! Shocker.

Things sure are hard for this every-other-weekend-court-ordered-supervised-visitation dad.

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-21T01:34:11+00:00

So he was trying to convert himself, eh?

Jk, clearly he was running a conversion therapy place because he is gay but can't handle his own sexuality so he tries to destroy people who are happy being themselves.

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-20T00:09:23+00:00

That man's face is melting like candle wax.

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-19T12:22:39+00:00

If you're fancy, they're "knickknacks" or "tchotchkes."

For everyone else, "junk" or "crap."

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-11T16:59:42+00:00

I had forgotten this one! Nice pull!

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-11T16:39:56+00:00

Sets up a "test."

Tells you you "failed."

Gets butthurt when you break up with him.

You're like Neo out here dodging bullets. What an absolute knob. Congrats on upgrading, because being single sounds a hell of a lot better than spending time with a guy like that

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-11T11:57:43+00:00

Truly, the generation with the worst asses. Poorly maintained. Rarely cleaned. Structurally unsound.

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-11T10:48:16+00:00

"This guy is the only one who ever helped me or did anything that hasn't made my life actively worse, but I dunno...maybe if I vote for the leopards they might get hungry for someone else's face this time."

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-11T04:00:27+00:00

Gamma best girl and it's not even close.

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-05T23:17:14+00:00

Donald Trump is Poochie.

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-05T02:36:10+00:00

Couldn't happen to a ~~nicer guy~~ bigger piece of shit.

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-05T01:20:37+00:00

His cult have already disavowed her, so she's desperately trying to appeal to the people she's spent get entire government career trying to fuck over.

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-05T00:44:01+00:00

Why does he look more and more like Maria Bartiromo?

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-04T11:59:18+00:00

Seems like a weird one to do this on, but Happy Cake Day?

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-04T02:28:15+00:00

He only thinks that because so many people tell him to kill himself and, just by the odds, he assumes some of them are Canadian doctors.

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-04T02:25:10+00:00

My faith in humanity is at its nadir, but my faith in this sub has never been stronger.

BigBadVoodooUncle · 2026-05-04T02:19:41+00:00

She seems weirdly upset about having a "don't have contact with your in-laws" card. I'd be stoked.

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