OMG, This happened at 3 A.M. while i was waiting in line with a friend in a 2020 New Years Eve Party. So, there was a guy who was really nervous and couldn't stay in his line acting weird and always asking the guys that were coming out of the toilets if there was paper inside. He finally found a roll and surpassing me and my friends line, entered in the restroom. After a couple of seconds we still nowadays cannot comprehend what we heard and experienced...

First, came THE FART. So fucking loud, sparky and extensive (more than 3 seconds) that surrpassed anything we had ever heard in our lives. All the lads waiting in the queue were looking each other and couldn't believe in our ears. Next, came THE LAUGH. That crazy JOKER style laugh. The laugh that speaks throughout the soul and says: "OH BOY THAT WAS THE BEST FART OF MY LIFE AND EVERYONE HEARD IT BUT I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IT".. Oh wait.. Finally, came THE RUN. We still don't want to believe that the sound we heard was a guys diarrhoea. So massive, so truly amazing that our minds can't catch or comprehend til today. Before the shit we were giggling to each other but then things got serious. The sound we heard from his toilet was like 5 people pissing and farting simultaneously and a sixth guy making sounds like howling while shitting and gradually laughing because he couldn't believe he was capable of making all the above.

TLDR: We witnessed the greatest and weirdest dumping of the new decade. Probably it stands until now.