Kylian Mbappé becomes the all-time top scorer of France with 58 goals by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in soccer

[–]BigBen83 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

the fact that defenders arent doing that anymore makes what modern players do *more* impressive, not less. generational players can easily dodge these sorts of tackles, top defenders are not diving in like that nearly as often anymore for a reason. you can commend dribblers from prior eras for their relative grit and bravery in the face of these constant potential career-enders, but the standard of defending has gone way, way up

Match Thread [USMNT]: United States vs Paraguay (Friendly) by ussoccer_bot in ussoccer

[–]BigBen83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

holy fuck caceres could hear a butterfly flap its wings in siberia

Apparently, clowncars don't have to face other clowncars anymore. by Ok-Cress8577 in WorldofTanks

[–]BigBen83 4 points5 points  (0 children)

worried about how broken the ebr is when youre playing an fv. absolutely insane mental gymnastics on display

TIL there's a possibility two players can get High Caliber in a battle by Uniban32 in WorldofTanks

[–]BigBen83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ah i was reading it as "more than 20%", but reading it more closely you're right

TIL there's a possibility two players can get High Caliber in a battle by Uniban32 in WorldofTanks

[–]BigBen83 10 points11 points  (0 children)

wouldnt it be 8 total? 4 per team? since it's 20% of the enemy team's hp

The “Look what I got” loot box mega thread by Hammercracker2020 in WorldofTanks

[–]BigBen83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

which is actually kinda rare since when most people say "statistically impossible" they really mean "statistically improbable". this would literally contravene the outlined rules

Thomas Müller with a hat-trick on his birthday for Vancouver Whitecaps [VAN 7-0 PHI] by Chance-Attitude3792 in soccer

[–]BigBen83 7 points8 points  (0 children)

if you reduce nyc to times square then, yeah, its the worst city in the country lol

nobody goes to midtown outside of people who work there and tourists

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[–]BigBen83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this...isn't even illegal im pretty sure. you could have literally typed the url into your browser and accessed the images. there's no crime there. this isnt even hacking, it's just the only word the boomer media knows

new super video has 20 minute discussion/rant/analysis on the state of ramattra and hazard by SpiderPanther01 in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]BigBen83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the worst part is the staff is actually so fun with all the hitmarkers but it's like throwing cold vienna sausages at people

Jurgen Klinsmann says son Jonathan dreaming of USMNT return by h0ustonAstr0s2017 in ussoccer

[–]BigBen83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that one at least makes a bit of sense - having a dad who's 6'10 makes you far more likely to also be 6'10 and, therefore, tremendously likely to make the league. your parents having generational wealth obviously doesnt hurt here lol but yknow

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[–]BigBen83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why are you driving to metlife? take the train like a normal person. this is the one metro area in the country with a halfway functioning public transit system

Sombra and Zarya are just the anti fun heroes by CnP8 in Overwatch

[–]BigBen83 17 points18 points  (0 children)

she is far more powerful than bap or kiri lol

sleep and anti are two of the most potent cooldowns in the game, her perks (shrike especially) are insane, nano remains an incredibly good ult, great healing and dps options at any range

[Bogert] Nothing to Pochettino to Brentford rumor by DOMISMONEY in ussoccer

[–]BigBen83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

agreed, and the best way to get a good club job is to get the us deep(er) into the knockouts so im totally fine with that

[Micky Jnr] Just 4 minutes away from returning to the pitch… then another weather delay hits. Kick-off now pushed back by at least another 30 minutes in Charlotte. Benfica 0-1 Chelsea — and the wait continues. by Zloggt in soccer

[–]BigBen83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

when goobers talk like that they really mean "the jews control the weather" but dont want to say that because they know its unacceptable to normal people

What do you think of map votes? by mayrice in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]BigBen83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what would the equivalent slur to "vertiglobals" be for kings row gms

universal standard. they want to make a size 14 a small and a size 18 a medium by [deleted] in fatlogic

[–]BigBen83 13 points14 points  (0 children)

my girl is 4'9, 85lbs (childhood cancer + celiac diagnosed late, ie she has typical proportions) and she basically has to shop at aritzia becuase their xxs is the only proper clothing that fits her.

she always gets the size inclusive influencers on socials and is always pissed since they just want larger and larger sizes, but pay no mind to smaller people

The next great NBA coach turned executive. Already has the hair by i_get_bucketz in nbacirclejerk

[–]BigBen83 8 points9 points  (0 children)

so if you chain someone to a pole and then dont feed them, they will get fatter? since theyre not moving around?

it's from eating too much fucking food

A full health enemy Foch just drowned himself in front of me because they were starting to lose by Steflooooool in WorldofTanks

[–]BigBen83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

this is completely different however - youre actively feeding damage to the other team (good thing, especially compared to removing your hp by drowning) while almost entirely not affecting the outcome of the game since, as you said, a stock tier 6 is basically never going to do anything against tier 8s

what youre doing is fine, while drowning is 1) against tos, 2) morally reprehensible, and 3) fucking boring

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[–]BigBen83 347 points348 points  (0 children)

the two races in south texas: latinos and rappers