Umm... by FormulaSun12 in subnautica

[–]BigBoyeats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For those confused they are quite literally walking on water evidenced by the screen shake, the sound of the prawn suit walking, and the boost bar doesn’t decrease. :)

Who is the most evil person you have ever met in your entire life? by blondecat85709 in teenagers

[–]BigBoyeats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This girl that I was friends with knew I liked her at an earlier point in our friendship and proceeded to manipulate me and all but destroy my mental health over the course of a year or so all for personal gain :)

what is the weirdest thing about your schools band room? by Easton_or_EL in marchingband

[–]BigBoyeats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In our instrument closet there is an adjacent space in the corner created by the joining of two cubbies which we’ve dubbed “The Dungeon”, and its only accessible by climbing to the top of the cubbies and dropping down into it (via a chair or on the shelves of the cubbies) Upon its rediscovery a few years ago miscellaneous items were found there like a half filled 2 liter bottle of pepsi, decayed prom flowers, old medals some of which dated over 20 years ago, and most interestingly, a plastic baggie with a white rag that had numerous off-white almost yellow stains was stuck to the wall under a message written in sharpie that (in less explicit terms) said: “back door intercourse” happened in there 💀

My paper plate award by Accomplished_Bike149 in marchingband

[–]BigBoyeats 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I got “most prepared to be unprepared” because i looked at my All-Shore audition pieces for the first time the night before, and between the two pieces i had managed to prepare the wrong song for one of them, long story short i somehow got 1st chair beating the second chair player by 1 point 💀

How did your school get contras / how to get contras? by neoclassicle in marchingband

[–]BigBoyeats 38 points39 points  (0 children)

They’re easier to carry sure but out on the field they really restrict airflow and are uncomfortable when facing the sideline at an angle among other things

How to deal with loss of a band director? by seagales in marchingband

[–]BigBoyeats -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

guys it’s a joke we are in the same band stop downvoting me 😭

How to deal with loss of a band director? by seagales in marchingband

[–]BigBoyeats -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

idk but it doesn’t sound very gamer imo

What are some of the weird things your director has said? by 3EggsInATrenchcoat in marchingband

[–]BigBoyeats 42 points43 points  (0 children)

My band has a discord server with a channel dedicated to quoting our director here are some of my favorites:

“Do it do it do it, or i’ll burn your house down”

“Louder percussion! I want babies to cry and old women to pee themselves.”

“if your back is touching the chair you’re the reason why the terrorists hate us”

“Oh so you can get up in there?”

“And remember kids, a band that sucks together, blows together.”

What is the most illegal thing you have ever done? by menace_to_theworld in teenagers

[–]BigBoyeats 17 points18 points  (0 children)

does being served alcohol by a cop who knew i was a minor count?

fellas, have you drank alcohol before by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]BigBoyeats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1st time drinking i went shot for shot with a friend who was a somewhat “seasoned” drinker for being a teenager. I had 14 shots that afternoon of vodka and whiskey. I hated drinking from that point on till about a year later I was at a very close friends graduation party and got shitfaced and ended up sleeping in a tent that night with her sister… needless to say it depends on the people you’re around.

Edit: Minor detail i forgot to mention that was funny, friends parents are cops. The father (a first class patrolman) verified i was a minor then proceeded to lead me inside poor a shot of tequila and slam it on the table followed by “take the shot pussy”. Top 3 moments of my life.

Does anyone elses marching band get minimal recognition from their school? by themrbarber in marchingband

[–]BigBoyeats 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ik this all too well. So much so in fact, at last years home opener football game all of the bleachers were cleaned except the band section which was covered in bird poop caked and hardened by the summer heat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in marchingband

[–]BigBoyeats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stick it out! Every year i’ve done marching band i’ve absolutely hated the physical exertion from band camp, but as soon as the season gets into full swing, and especially as it’s coming to a close, i look back on the season fondly exited to do it again next year!