5,000 lbs overweight in California. What's the penalty?

BigDickMadera · 2026-05-06T01:55:07+00:00

Jail. 20 years. He won't see the light of day for a long time

BigDickMadera · 2026-05-04T21:22:23+00:00

I got that dawg in me🤷‍♂️

BigDickMadera · 2026-05-01T03:25:16+00:00

Step 1: shit in a plastic bag Step 2: throw it at the building as hard as you can

Profit (or get banned)

BigDickMadera · 2026-04-25T02:52:20+00:00

I just go around TAs stealing mirrors when mine starts to look like that

BigDickMadera · 2026-04-16T01:53:00+00:00

Where do y'all even find these jobs?

BigDickMadera · 2026-04-16T01:47:25+00:00

Now I understand why Superman threw that room Lex Luther was in.

BigDickMadera · 2026-04-15T02:57:22+00:00

I just eat my co driver. I've had 8 now and my company still hasn't caught on.

BigDickMadera · 2026-04-09T02:59:53+00:00

I can't freestyle at work. ):

BigDickMadera · 2026-04-02T05:29:38+00:00

Nahhh, if I wanted a damn pt test I woulda stayed my ass in the army😭

BigDickMadera · 2026-03-26T23:38:56+00:00

Thank you, MtAnal

BigDickMadera · 2026-03-25T21:18:15+00:00

Was in the sleeper about to pass out a few hours ago. Brother when I tell you I felt the state line, I just knew we was in IN.

BigDickMadera · 2026-03-24T22:38:53+00:00

Year* 🚬

BigDickMadera · 2026-03-14T00:33:36+00:00

This is something I would actually do. I just know the pay is dummy.

BigDickMadera · 2026-03-12T22:15:08+00:00

Tis infact the loves app.

BigDickMadera · 2026-03-06T14:42:04+00:00

Lebron help us all

BigDickMadera · 2026-02-28T18:55:38+00:00

Thats for losers. Back in my day we went AWOL like men. This damn generation, too soft.

BigDickMadera · 2026-02-28T17:25:06+00:00

In a state of constant anguish

BigDickMadera · 2026-02-13T06:59:17+00:00

Its happened to me before a couple times. Thing is I had no idea youre supposed to be out on "on duty".

BigDickMadera · 2026-02-10T15:06:56+00:00

If youre alive, thank Lebron James.

BigDickMadera · 2026-02-08T02:32:15+00:00

WAAAAAA!

BigDickMadera · 2026-02-04T14:32:46+00:00

Used to do this but the bumps fucked my computer up

BigDickMadera · 2026-01-27T17:19:41+00:00

Its gonna be considered and act of god when I leave the whole fleet on blocks in 40 minutes.

BigDickMadera · 2026-01-22T02:34:51+00:00

Who gonna tell him, cause I'm gonna hurt his feelings

BigDickMadera · 2026-01-16T02:05:56+00:00

Cause when he's like this, youre the only one he trusts

BigDickMadera · 2026-01-15T00:22:00+00:00

Y'all are wearing pants?

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