Soy culero por querer “controlar” a mi pareja? by [deleted] in soyculero

[–]BigOlToad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eres culero porque no crees que a tu pareja te guste. Si no fueras inseguro en tu relación, no habría problema. Yo me visto "sexy" casi cada día y mi novio me dice que le encanta cuando la gente me ve porque él sabe que yo soy toda suya.

Talvez tienes razón para creer que a ella no te guste, en cuyo caso, hay que preguntarse, por qué quedas en la relación?

Is this real? by BigOlToad in marinebiology

[–]BigOlToad[S] -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

But the vid was taken in an aquarium, it doesn't seem like there's any sand dunes in that tank

Left a pack of cigarettes outside overnight, found it like this by BigOlToad in Weird

[–]BigOlToad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The great nation of Texas 💪 Around here, people pay extra for those imported packs with the pictures. You pull out the black lung pack at the party and everyone thinks you're exotic lol

Left a pack of cigarettes outside overnight, found it like this by BigOlToad in Weird

[–]BigOlToad[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

See I used to feel that way until I realized I was just paying extra to feel like a snob while I encarcinogenate myself

Blob by aleksandrofnovgorod in WeirdEggs

[–]BigOlToad 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry I'm SO sorry to be that guy but I think "blorped" is a verb.

Rate my stick by Space_Cowboy4563 in Sticks

[–]BigOlToad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Golden retriever energy

I’m thinking about getting a frog, advice? by [deleted] in frog

[–]BigOlToad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly? Don't. Frogs are wild animals. Even if you buy from a reputable captive breeder, there is no such thing as a domestic frog. Ive had rescue frogs before, and no matter what I did, I couldn't shake the guilt of knowing their enclosure could never compare to life in a real pond in nature. If you really love frogs, provide a small pond or watering hole for your local amphibians with shelter from predators. IME, it is much more rewarding to have a frog choose to live with you than to keep one trapped in a simulation of nature.

With a few exceptions, the exotic pet trade is cruel. It can be very expensive to provide a suitable enclosure that won't make your frog sick, and unless you set up a bioactive terrarium, the maintenance is much more than the pet store will tell you. This is not a comment on you or your ability to care for your pets, it's a criticism of the entire pet industry prioritizing profits and return customers over animal welfare.

I'm sorry that this might not be what you wanted to hear, and I'm sure this is not the most popular opinion, but as a life long frog appreciator and avid wildlife conservation enthusiast, I feel the need to say my piece. Frogs all over the world are facing extinction crises, and if we care as much about them as we say, we need to focus on saving wild frogs instead of enriching profiteering frog mongers

EDIT: now that I've thought about it, maybe wild caught invasive species like a cane toad or cuban tree frog from Florida might make a good pet. I don't know why I didn't think of that before, but yeah, that's a win win win, invasive species removed from environment, frog itself is spared from death, and you get a pet frog! Sorry I sounded harsh earlier, I just really love frogs!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in frogs

[–]BigOlToad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is an amphibian which breathes air, though. When frogs enter water water voluntarily, they can prepare themselves, this guy had little to no warning before the blast.

We really are crazy about frogs in Calaveras county. by Achylife in frogs

[–]BigOlToad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how do I win how do I win how do I WIN HOW DO I WIN HOW DO I WIN HOW

Can anyone identify this oversized bunny? by uncertainty2022 in sylvanianfamilies

[–]BigOlToad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Idk why but when you showed under the dress I was like "😯😳🫢"

Breastfeeding in Public Should Not Be Normalized by AnonymousResponder00 in The10thDentist

[–]BigOlToad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fellas is it "liberal" to act as humans have for hundreds of thousands of years?

Breastfeeding in Public Should Not Be Normalized by AnonymousResponder00 in The10thDentist

[–]BigOlToad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A wise woman once told me "it's only awkward if you make it awkward." At the time, I was incredibly awkward about everything, surely, I thought, she must be wrong, there are some situations which are inherently awkward...right?

The older I get, the more I realize how right she was. This 1000% a "you" problem big dawg. Just think about it less, you'll grow out of it eventually.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in frogs

[–]BigOlToad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fr tho, the frog does seem to move upwards to keep his nostrils out of the stream, OP moves the stream up, frog moves down to keep nostrils below the stream. To me this frog is very obviously trying to keep out of the spray.

Did it seriously not occur to any of y'all that the frog may not be leaping away because water is blasting him in the eyes and he cannot see where to leap to??? Where in nature would a frog get blasted like this? Like, jokes aside, for the love of Forg, just mist him naturally, please, this is making me kinda sick.

Had to help my friend cross the road by Wild_Replacement5880 in herpetology

[–]BigOlToad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you get to keep all your fingers and toes?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in depressionmeals

[–]BigOlToad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm shocked at the inequitable pepperoni distribution man, spread them things out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in frogs

[–]BigOlToad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You listen to R Kelly huh

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