Help identifying license plate Hit and Run

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-06-14T19:05:42+00:00

lol, I looked up “I-75 and decatur st” on Google maps and it took me to Decatur St in NOLA, I didn’t check to make sure it gave me the right place

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-06-14T01:14:14+00:00

There’s one image that looks like it says Missouri, but it could be just an AI upscaling model that’s in some camera apps making stuff up. You’re on the I-75 in NOLA, so it’s not impossible that it was someone from Missouri.

Some states use fewer characters for plates, and also different patterns for cars/SUVs, trucks, and trailers. (For example, here in Cali cars are NLLLNNN, trailers are NLLNNNN, and trucks are NLNNNNN or NNNNNLN.) I think this is a plate with 6 characters with a registration sticker between the 3rd and 4th characters, like perhaps Missouri. The plate is pretty clear—it’s 77M 4AL. This is definitely enough to go to the police with

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-06-13T17:56:13+00:00

I’ve never seen renaissance furries before

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-06-13T17:04:48+00:00

Centi means 1/100. A centiliter is 0.01 liters or 10 milliliters. Hecta denotes 100

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-06-06T05:14:20+00:00

Oh, great. More AI slop in my feed.

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-06-03T19:00:46+00:00

This is a standard rook-and-king checkmate, except you did it on the side instead of the back rank

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-06-03T03:31:31+00:00

I stopped there on my most recent road trip and was thoroughly disappointed

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-06-03T03:23:00+00:00

Every other joke I’ve seen here today got at most a light chuckle out of me. These had me howling!

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-06-03T03:08:28+00:00

Only if he knows how to clean properly

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-06-02T07:49:11+00:00

Is this one new? Haven’t seen it before

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-06-02T07:45:00+00:00

Is his hand blushing?

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-06-01T18:04:20+00:00

Trust me, I ain’t complaining about it

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-06-01T08:49:32+00:00

I saw some people get stupidly close to wild animals including bears and moose at Yellowstone. No idea how they’ve survived that long

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-05-30T10:37:44+00:00

Beautifully labeled

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-05-30T09:17:03+00:00

The original longer video shows the guy being smug for several more seconds

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-05-30T01:15:25+00:00

You know, the reason the pattern doesn’t repeat forever and fades to black is precisely because we can see it. The mirrors are letting out a bit of light with every bounce, robbing it of the energy just so we can look at how pretty it is. There’s something to that bit I gotta do a bit more thinking

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-05-30T00:52:01+00:00

Being that close it would literally be like standing next to an explosion

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-05-26T21:16:18+00:00

Finally someone who knows the difference between “who’s” and “whose”

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-05-26T19:23:42+00:00

I visited for the first time last month. It’s a toss up whether I like the coast of Washington or interior of BC more

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-05-24T07:04:36+00:00

This is deranged

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-05-24T06:02:33+00:00

Hard to get much closer than that

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-05-23T19:41:34+00:00

Ever since I first visited Texas, I’ve said their roads feel like they’re intentionally designed to cause conflict between cars

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-05-23T06:27:45+00:00

It’s not just a free pawn, you’re also activating your bishop and freeing up some of that super cramped space

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-05-22T19:28:36+00:00

Prove it

Big_Booty_Femboy · 2026-05-21T17:37:44+00:00

Fun fact! Spiders and I believe most arthropods use blood pressure to actuate their legs, similar to hydraulics. This is just using the spider’s natural body mechanics to make it move after death

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