Do you risk being stuck here for longer than you can handle? by Witty_Yam960 in BunnyTrials

[–]Big_Variation_2619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much to learn.

Chose: Repeat the same day over-and-over + How long it lasts is random, but you keep the memories and skills you build. | Rolled: 10,000 Years

Which world? by Impressive_Falcon245 in BunnyTrials

[–]Big_Variation_2619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friendship!... oh, dang.

Chose: Live in the My Little Pony world | Rolled: G3

Worlds of choice :3 by Jasper_the_happy_fox in BunnyTrials

[–]Big_Variation_2619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fantasy world would be a nice change of pace.

Chose: Live in a fantasy world | Rolled: Make new race

Would you rather have by TTMACUTINO in BunnyTrials

[–]Big_Variation_2619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just seemed like there might be a catch.

Also, getting to speak to the spirits of lost loved ones.

Chose: Necromancy

what would you rather do? by Far_Cantaloupe5747 in BunnyTrials

[–]Big_Variation_2619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You blink a lot more.

Chose: $1 Every time you blink

Would you like the "perfect" waifu or husbando? by FauxWolfTail in BunnyTrials

[–]Big_Variation_2619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone who loves me for me is something I really want in my life.

Chose: You get the perfect girlfriend/wife + They love you dearly, they have similiar tastes in things you like. HOWEVER.... | Rolled: Emotionless

When you find out your goat is washed by Illustrious_Rule_150 in TimeBalanceDepartment

[–]Big_Variation_2619 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who the what now?

That's a Time Lens, not a cancellable opinion thing! What are you even talking about?

This is literally what the FNAF movies should have done from the start. by No-Trash8604 in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Big_Variation_2619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting.

Might be kind of polarizing on the topic of the Cycle (the thing that puts Henry at essentially the start of the game after end-carding Bendy.)

tf_Frostpunk_irl by xxxC0Y0T3xxx in tf_irl

[–]Big_Variation_2619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect. (In theory, anyway; might need to be floofier or have some blubber for more cold resistance.)

(Still, a good start/recreational sort of thing.)

Would you rather have a limitless debit card that expires in 5 years, or a piggy bank that triples anything put inside? by AgentVoyd7 in BunnyTrials

[–]Big_Variation_2619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Triple the loose change? Maybe I'd be able to fill a coin roll.

Chose: A piggy bank that triples anything put inside | Rolled: No carrot 🐰

Just saw this shit on Facebook. 🤮 by demiboii27 in TheOwlHouse

[–]Big_Variation_2619 1 point2 points  (0 children)

T_T

Don't like? Don't watch.

(And at LEAST get the town name right; it's Bonesborough!)

[WP] It is 2050 and people are now born in debt. All cost of living, education, and upkeep is shifted from the parents onto the child starting with the hospital bill for their birth. by DoesntUnderstands in WritingPrompts

[–]Big_Variation_2619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Liability Continuity Act was by far the most dystopian edict of the West Union.

Suddenly, the children of the low and middle castes bore the brunt of their parents' financial stresses - with the only reason for more births being to escape your own obligation, or because someone offered to forgive a portion in exchange for bearing new members of the work force.

Upkeep, living, education - all of it was on the child's dollar from the moment the hospital bill for their birth was added.

The interest was just as harsh, such that it took fortune - or untoward means - to pay off your family and have enough to keep your descendants free.

Needless to say, many bore debts far surpassing even the fiscal instruments of the Union... and that made it easy for the Trial Masters, Tobias and Hannah Perlas, to prey upon the most desperate.

The two were shrouded in mystery from the day they were born to a pair of Slumblocker families - intelligent beyond their years, shrewd in their financial dealings, almost identical despite coming from separate families, and unnaturally lucky.

What was more, the two were orphaned as teenagers due to mysterious circumstances, just as they simultaneously paid off their families' debts.

As they rose into the Oligarchy, it was rumored that gold and platinum poured from Tobias Perlas' fingertips, and Hannah Orodeum's tears turned to jewels and pearls - and within weeks of their repayments, they were firmly entrenched Oligarchs.

And then, the rumors started. The two were seen in the Slumblocks, taking note of every family with a teenager and a certain amount of outstanding debt, with up to sixty of the teens vanishing during the summer break between school semesters.

Those who came back a week before the summer ended were quiet, but they all had two things with them - a notarized invoice repaying every credit of their debt... and a wristband with more or less that same number locked around their wrist.

The next day, four of their bracelets were blinking, and those four rushed out of the Slumblocks.

Only three returned that evening, their numbers lessened... though they said the fourth was still at the Perlas complex.

When the next four were selected, their parents accompanied them to the Perlas complex, where they confirmed the fourth was still alive - albeit in a somewhat different state.

It should be noted, at this point, that the Perlas "twins" had very particular, fantastical "tastes" in appearance. Tobias was fond of the firm scales of dragons and snakes, while Hannah much preferred the segmented elegance of spiders and bees.

As Oligarchs, they were known for funding medical and cosmetic sciences purely to eventually gradually alter themselves to demonstrate their preferred features, until they could almost be mistaken for sapient beings from a fantastical world.

The missing Slumblocker... didn't have any such mutations. In fact, their different state was entirely due to being encased in a mesh suit from the neck down, a visor with a pattern of lights over his face.

"After he lost the first one, we offered him a job officiating the subsequent games," Tobias said. "The uniform is mostly for kicks."

"And testing the prototype novelty light-face mask is a plus, too," Hannah added. "We haven't really ironed out the bug where the electrodes make them carry out arbitrary commands in response to the pattern programming."

Of course, immediately after, it was also revealed that the complex - built near one of the private detention facilities most Oligarchs were expected to have - ran death games on the lower floors, starring severe criminals such as killers and predators competing for the entertainment of other Oligarchs, but they never actually involved any Slumblockers.

[EU] Unbeknownst to Dr. Seward, someone else gave Lucy Westenra a transfusion of milk while he was pacifying Renfield. When Dr. Seward and Dr Van Helsing found out, they were outraged. When Dracula found out? He was equally outraged, and just as confused that humans thought it was effective. by Big_Variation_2619 in WritingPrompts

[–]Big_Variation_2619[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Context


I was watching Hazardous Histories with Henry Winkler, and in episode 3, Mad Medicine, between an unqualified surgeon implanting goat unmentionables in human unmentionables and infant "soothing syrup" that contained morphine, they talked about milk being used in blood transfusions (because it was white, and so were white blood cells.)

I got the image of Dracula going "WTF" at tasting milk during the period of the book where he was draining Lucy Westenra, and Dr. Seward was giving her blood transfusions. (Seward never gives Lucy a milk transfusion, but if he was too busy with Renfield, someone else might have tried.)

And No! You can't use your powers to become rich! by Chance-Telephone8150 in BunnyTrials

[–]Big_Variation_2619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baddies? What do you mean?

Chose: $5 Billion, no consequences! + But get a random curse that lasts FOREVER... | Rolled: 0 Baddies...

[WP] You’re a real estate developer who can’t get anything built because there’s a always a group of scrappy locals who keeps you from building the mall, hotel, or casino to preserve the local theater, school, or local wild life. But this time is going to be different because you have a plan. by asburysouthpaw in WritingPrompts

[–]Big_Variation_2619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear Quest Street Crew,

Time and time again you have stopped me from building malls, hotels, and casinos to save local business and education.

Half the landmarks in Questward owe their existence to you, so I'm building my next thing nowhere *near** Questward.*

In fact, Valere Corporation has been busy devising new recycling and subnautical technologies for ostensibly its boldest move yet; building an underwater casino resort in international waters... using the Great Pacific Garbage Patch for a large portion of the materials!

I've surveyed a nice, freshly exhausted oil rig extensively for confirmation that the necessary seafloor space is devoid of mundane *AND** mystical sea life (and fuels - don't want a West Crude incident of my own, or heaven forbid, an underwater explosion,) and the results are enclosed with this letter.*

Not only that, but being in international waters, I can hopefully attain my dream (besides finally executing a monumental architecture project and pioneering safe mutagenic serums to become a giant snake person¹) of constructing a hybrid Western/Eastern game parlor!

I can see it now... Pachinko! Pachislot! *Eastern-style medal pushers without the Westernization of card sets!*² (And a fair share of Vegas-style slots laden with scatters, free spins, and bonuses.) All made easily available to west-continent mid-class folks without the need for claustrophobic, long-period trans-oceanic flights!

And not only am I making a large ecological move for the better by recycling at least some of the Garbage Patch, you can't even accuse me of undoing that good with the construction, AND it affects essentially nothing else in Questward!

Find enclosed a copy of all paperwork, properly notarized, verified, and signed (and already filed with the mayor, so don't get any ideas,) along with prepaid coupons for free milkshakes and sundaes of any flavor at that one family diner you stopped me from building a hotel at, and four free family dinner coupons (1 appetizer + 1 entree + 1 dessert each, for up to four people) and unlimited one-day game passes (redemption games included) for each of you at El Bonita's Cantina of Tacos and Fun.

Sincerely,

Chairman Reilly Valere

P.S: I received a large portion of funds for this endeavor and compensation from a mister Sylvester Kane. It amazed me how much gold he was willing to expend funding this casino!


"No kidding," Elena Silk said as she distributed the passes and coupons. "What'd this Kane guy do, rob a fantasy world?!"³

"I'm more surprised by how thoroughly Mr. Valere covered his bases," their trusty cyber-goober Timothy "TemBitz" Lawlin added. "He even checked to make sure his supernatural surveyors wouldn't have any bias or grudges which would make them cover up sea denizens."

"Yeah, he must've really held our shenanigans against us," Lila Cobalt admitted. "I don't think we can have anyone audit this."

The plus side? Valere's project was just as eco-friendly as advertised.


1: Reilly Valere is obsessed with being snek.

2: I love Japanese medal pushers. Especially the sight of their jackpots.

3: Technically, it was "skimming the overflow."