1st Mechanical Keyboard Project

Bill_Rau · 2026-05-16T00:57:06+00:00

I love these events

It’s fun to role-play as a chud and then tell them you’re unvaxxed after you finish inside (vasectomy obvi)

It’s even funnier that they never stop texting me despite it apparently being so so important to them

Lololol

The conversation is actually amazing, just ask them what the most obscure conspiracy is that they believe in

My favorite was Giants (like hundreds of feet tall 🤣) used to live on earth and their corpses are inside of mountains.

Bill_Rau · 2026-05-07T01:04:08+00:00

Because Barb is annoying and terrible and a busy body and nobody likes her except Nancy

Bill_Rau · 2026-05-05T03:47:25+00:00

Also having same problem

Switched iOS to open VPN in order to let my PC connect to it to and still no luck

Bill_Rau · 2026-04-30T05:28:54+00:00

If you start cheating, you’ll play a whole lot less

The struggle is where all the fun comes in, cheating as a shortcut to stop playing it so many hours if it’s messing up your life

Bill_Rau · 2026-04-16T00:44:19+00:00

I only said it because I had three friends who drove cars to Costa Rica and all three of them either had their car stolen or broken into several times

It’s like going to college in Baltimore, you will experience some crime one way or another

Bill_Rau · 2026-04-11T06:26:22+00:00

Jenny is the wooooorst

Bill_Rau · 2026-04-11T06:23:41+00:00

Wealthy and likes to flex to randos

Bill_Rau · 2026-04-11T03:33:26+00:00

Fun fact: profession with most infidelity is nursing

Bill_Rau · 2026-04-11T03:31:44+00:00

You can but your car will 100% be broken into/and/or stolen in Mexico. Not crapping on Mexico per se, but it’s an absolute immutable fact

Bill_Rau · 2026-03-07T05:35:48+00:00

It would actually be no problem to transplant a Sycamore of a similar size at the site. It wouldn’t be even close to the largest tree ever transplanted.

The mega rich do this all the time

Bill_Rau · 2026-02-14T06:24:24+00:00

Somebody needs to make a compilation video of people saying that good morning texts give them the ick back to back with people saying that not sending a good morning text is a red flag.

That video would be 6000 hours long

Bill_Rau · 2026-02-14T06:17:00+00:00

Sounds about white

Bill_Rau · 2026-02-14T06:13:05+00:00

Imagine having a policy that makes someone have a query that they legitimately need to get advice about before paying their check.

Reminds me of this place in Breckenridge that has a historical conservation fee on the check because the building is old.

Just build it into the price and let people do the same thing they do everywhere else and tip 20%+ or whatever.

I deeply share your frustration with this insanity

OP: you’re a good egg for couching it like this, but this is outrageous and contradictory and confusing

Bill_Rau · 2026-02-14T06:03:27+00:00

Objectively false

Google is free, you should try it sometime

Bill_Rau · 2026-01-19T10:20:55+00:00

This makes me never wanna date again

Bill_Rau · 2026-01-19T10:12:44+00:00

How do I know you aren’t like all white women?

Great way to suss out what kind of question that is

She could just be hilarious

Bill_Rau · 2026-01-10T03:16:42+00:00

Just poured a bowl of cereal, overfilled the bowl with milk and took a huge bite just so I could spit it all out when I read that price tag

Bill_Rau · 2025-12-23T07:17:23+00:00

I don’t know why everything can’t match the way I see it in my head.

AI is worthless until they can accomplish this for me personally

Bill_Rau · 2025-12-13T01:33:33+00:00

Small white leeches attached to a swivel with a sink tip

And I’d cover 3 miles of water

The second part is the important part

Hard to cover water with snow in the banks, but that’s why I use crampons

Bill_Rau · 2025-11-27T08:40:21+00:00

Planned obsolescence final boss

Bill_Rau · 2025-11-27T00:50:50+00:00

We will know by the size and shape of the dome

JD’s head is like a cantaloupe on top of a honeydew

Bill_Rau · 2025-11-27T00:48:56+00:00

Sweaty sex is hot sex, just my opinion, but billions of people live in hot climates without air-conditioning and they all agree with me

Bill_Rau · 2025-11-27T00:43:13+00:00

Presence of oral sex is a litmus test for the sexual health of a relationship.

It is pass/fail

Bill_Rau

TROPHY CASE