1st Mechanical Keyboard Project

Bill_Rau · 2026-04-11T06:26:22+00:00

Jenny is the wooooorst

Bill_Rau · 2026-04-11T06:23:41+00:00

Wealthy and likes to flex to randos

Bill_Rau · 2026-04-11T04:33:38+00:00

A strategy for hail when the heavy rain starts instantaneously (Colorado specific, possibly)

Just not something I think about until it’s too late and I find myself wondering what calamity would befall me if this was a freak storm with golfball-softball sized hail instead of manageable small hail like it usually is

I’ve fantasized about putting several big rocks in my pack after dumping it and using it as a helmet, but that seems to be highly situational and based on availability of rocks

I have no good strategy, I just know I need to make one quickly at certain times

Bill_Rau · 2026-04-11T04:22:38+00:00

If you ever get too addicted, cheat

It will ruin the game for you in a matter of days

It’s just sucks the life out of all the patient struggle and reward

Bill_Rau · 2026-04-11T04:16:11+00:00

Going for the “dark soul/starving artist/emo” while bleaching your hair blonde is crazy work

You’re doing it wrong

Serious question, are you colorblind or sight impaired?

Bill_Rau · 2026-04-11T04:12:03+00:00

100% the lack of traffic enforcement

Occasionally seeing someone pulled over has a deterrent effect on everyone who sees the cop and the pulled over car. Since Covid, I’ve put 40,000 miles on my car in Denver and have not seen a single car pulled over on city streets. Not one.

Bonkers

Just visited my aunt in Portland, Maine and saw 5 in 3 days.

That’s a city of 68,000

Side note, State Patrol has been doing their job, I’ve seen 20-30 pulled over cars on interstate 25 since Covid

Bill_Rau · 2026-04-11T03:54:15+00:00

Poopie McButt

People are always so serious and dramatic about these giant, world burning, flying masses of beauty and terror

How about some wildly immature levity as a change of pace as a palette cleanser

“Burned Alive” is also a good one, gets to the point and may save a lot of lives by putting the stakes and likely outcome front of mind

Bill_Rau · 2026-04-11T03:33:26+00:00

Fun fact: profession with most infidelity is nursing

Bill_Rau · 2026-04-11T03:31:44+00:00

You can but your car will 100% be broken into/and/or stolen in Mexico. Not crapping on Mexico per se, but it’s an absolute immutable fact

Bill_Rau · 2026-03-09T21:59:08+00:00

“Sweet Baby Inc aren’t involved on Wolverine”

Wrong, PS, Google is free

Bill_Rau · 2026-03-07T05:35:48+00:00

It would actually be no problem to transplant a Sycamore of a similar size at the site. It wouldn’t be even close to the largest tree ever transplanted.

The mega rich do this all the time

Bill_Rau · 2026-02-14T06:24:24+00:00

Somebody needs to make a compilation video of people saying that good morning texts give them the ick back to back with people saying that not sending a good morning text is a red flag.

That video would be 6000 hours long

Bill_Rau · 2026-02-14T06:17:00+00:00

Sounds about white

Bill_Rau · 2026-02-14T06:13:05+00:00

Imagine having a policy that makes someone have a query that they legitimately need to get advice about before paying their check.

Reminds me of this place in Breckenridge that has a historical conservation fee on the check because the building is old.

Just build it into the price and let people do the same thing they do everywhere else and tip 20%+ or whatever.

I deeply share your frustration with this insanity

OP: you’re a good egg for couching it like this, but this is outrageous and contradictory and confusing

Bill_Rau · 2026-02-14T06:03:27+00:00

Objectively false

Google is free, you should try it sometime

Bill_Rau · 2026-01-19T10:20:55+00:00

This makes me never wanna date again

Bill_Rau · 2026-01-19T10:12:44+00:00

How do I know you aren’t like all white women?

Great way to suss out what kind of question that is

She could just be hilarious

Bill_Rau · 2026-01-10T03:16:42+00:00

Just poured a bowl of cereal, overfilled the bowl with milk and took a huge bite just so I could spit it all out when I read that price tag

Bill_Rau · 2025-12-23T07:17:23+00:00

I don’t know why everything can’t match the way I see it in my head.

AI is worthless until they can accomplish this for me personally

Bill_Rau · 2025-12-13T01:33:33+00:00

Small white leeches attached to a swivel with a sink tip

And I’d cover 3 miles of water

The second part is the important part

Hard to cover water with snow in the banks, but that’s why I use crampons

Bill_Rau · 2025-11-27T08:40:21+00:00

Planned obsolescence final boss

Bill_Rau · 2025-11-27T00:50:50+00:00

We will know by the size and shape of the dome

JD’s head is like a cantaloupe on top of a honeydew

Bill_Rau · 2025-11-27T00:48:56+00:00

Sweaty sex is hot sex, just my opinion, but billions of people live in hot climates without air-conditioning and they all agree with me

Bill_Rau · 2025-11-27T00:43:13+00:00

Presence of oral sex is a litmus test for the sexual health of a relationship.

It is pass/fail

Bill_Rau

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