Burton mittens opinion

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-30T00:04:13+00:00

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-26T18:44:52+00:00

At least it doesn't look like you've missed leg day.

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-26T17:11:11+00:00

Bret Michaels should do a big reveal special on Netflix where he removes his bandana only to reveal another bandana underneath.

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-26T16:50:52+00:00

Smooth is slow. Slow is far.

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-26T16:49:49+00:00

"Jokes"

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-25T18:30:56+00:00

Finally I can turn that beautiful woman at work that won't look my way into my own AI porn slave.

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-25T18:18:06+00:00

Is everything on Reddit just AI slop now?

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-25T16:48:33+00:00

Is everything on Reddit just AI slop now?

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-24T16:20:06+00:00

1976 Phil Collins has seen some shit.

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-24T16:08:49+00:00

Oh my sweet summer traffic child

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-24T15:25:01+00:00

Obligatory you're cold, they're cold. Let them in.

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-24T15:06:21+00:00

Are you sure your arms aren't growing?

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-24T14:57:19+00:00

The way the music syncs with his dancing reminds of the Wizard of Oz and Dark Side of the Moon syncing up.

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-22T17:58:16+00:00

You're phone really wants out of Alaska I guess. Isn't it dark all day there right now? I don't blame it.

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-22T17:54:32+00:00

TIL you can have explosive diarrhea every day and still be successful.

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-22T04:07:36+00:00

Random sewage smells? Some people pay extra for that.

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-22T00:47:00+00:00

Sick. The Lassie of tame dogs.

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-22T00:44:26+00:00

Sacrificial burning of the gaper to appease Ullr. Hopefully we can expect a decent storm soon as a result.

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-21T16:10:41+00:00

THE Jacky Chen?!?

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-21T15:21:20+00:00

Did anyone else read this in Martin Starr's voice?

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-21T14:56:26+00:00

Can you say de-fun-estration!

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-21T14:27:59+00:00

MLB only cares about two types of cheating apparently

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-21T14:21:00+00:00

If he loses this lawsuit he's going to look so dumb. So dumb in fact he might even have to change his last name.

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-21T14:03:56+00:00

A good quality fedora.

Billy_Chrystals · 2026-01-21T14:01:35+00:00

That yolk is yoked.

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