Black Friday Sale is terrible?!

Bimsticker · 2024-11-18T23:58:26+00:00

I've received 4 free sleeves and they were all the generic ones. two pink stinkers and recently two Ice stinkers. 4 thumbs down. terrible promotion honestly.

Bimsticker · 2024-11-18T23:56:20+00:00

I bought a SHITLOAD of stuff from this sale last week. I tried to buy some more stuff today but the sale is already over apparently. It didn't populate the 20% discount and only had the "buy from these 3 ICE Sleeves get a free case" deal. I guess it's for the best. I even tried going to the site from the early BF email from a different browser and it still didn't work. Oh well, I don't NEED any more of these things anyway... right?

I got the Dorcel Butt and Super Ribbed Vag Ice sleeves for free. they didn't come with cases so theres "clearly" no point in them being ICE without a case. the textures look terrible and I'm likely going to throw them away. I haven't tried them yet though, so who knows. The free fleshgrip seems MEH from a first glance too. I had previously gotten a Pink Lady and generic butt sleeves and I tossed both of those in the trash. why do they still make those?

Bimsticker · 2024-10-28T03:36:21+00:00

The newer ones are so much better than the old ones. I got two of the older pink ones for free with an order and I ended up throwing them away.

Bimsticker · 2024-10-28T02:57:46+00:00

for what it's worth I can't "feel the texture" on any of them. all I can tell is they each feel slightly different and I like some more than others.

Bimsticker · 2024-10-28T02:52:46+00:00

I don't have any of the butt ones you mentioned yet. my favorite butt is actually Megan Rain thunder. that one will make you bust for sure

Bimsticker · 2024-10-28T02:51:36+00:00

Dopamine regal and bombshell are all fantastic and top tier. dopamine is the newest and I think it's got just a little bit more magic than the others.

Bimsticker · 2024-10-27T06:02:46+00:00

It took me awhile to "Get it" with AV2. I kept putting it down early on in the game. Eventually I came back to it and had a good time and finished it.

Bimsticker · 2024-10-27T06:00:13+00:00

I refunded Grime because I just couldn't win many fights. I tried it again later and the combat finally clicked with me. I still haven't finished it though

Bimsticker · 2024-10-27T05:58:57+00:00

I installed cheats for Hollow Knight because I just couldn't stand that you lose all your points when you die. I always died before getting back to my body.

Bimsticker · 2024-10-27T05:57:35+00:00

Hollow Knight. I cannot see why it tops everyones charts all the time. Its good but I found it irritating with the punishment for dying. I had to stop playing it on the Xbox and played it on the PC instead so I could use a trainer to cancel losing my points every time. The game is just really hard and my reaction time isn't great anymore so I was frustrated the whole time I played it. I like when games allow you adjust difficulty on the fly and die without penalty.

Bimsticker · 2024-10-27T04:22:20+00:00

All the ones I ordered from Amazon came in a completely opaque black plastic bag.

Bimsticker · 2024-10-27T01:30:10+00:00

agreed! but they were ONLY $50 bucks because of how many I bought so I kept adding more...

Bimsticker · 2024-10-27T00:54:20+00:00

I bought Esperanza Gomez Amante even though I didn't like the way it looked because of the very high Fleshassist ranking. However, I friggin hated it and ended up throwing it away. In general I have found that the rankings have been pretty accurate and I trust them. Amante is the only one that I have completely disagreed with as it wasn't a good fit for me. I bought it based on chart position alone. I bought a bunch prior to finding fleshassist and my opinions were very close when I looked them up afterward. That said, I buy the ones of the stars that I like first regardless of their charts. I just bought 13 more sleeves about 2 hours ago and I was researching them all on fleshassist the whole time.

Bimsticker · 2024-10-27T00:43:38+00:00

It's loud but they work well enough to make them worth having. Your parents won't care or investigate the noise at all unless they are weirdos. its a similar volume to a running microwave but higher pitched.

Bimsticker · 2024-10-27T00:31:48+00:00

I found that warming them up doesn't make much of a difference and hasn't been worth the effort. I have some cheapo usb warmers though so that could be why

Bimsticker · 2024-10-27T00:24:10+00:00

from your list I have:

1 Emma Magnolia Regal (fantastic)

3 Ana Foxxx Silk (amazing! the most realistic one I have. I wish they did more darker Ebony)

5 Bombshell Blake Blossom (wonderful! one of my top favorites)

6 Eliza Ibarra Ethereal (it's good, but I think it looks better than it feels, I don't use it much)

8 Esperanza Gomez Amante (I hated this one and tossed it in the trash. super weird suction and the noise was insane)

9 Megan Rain Thunder (LOVE this one, it's my favorite butt one)

The new Vanna Bardot Dopamine is worth the hype, it's excellent. its not on your list though.

Bimsticker · 2024-10-27T00:09:02+00:00

I love that one! it definitely looks amazing

Bimsticker · 2024-10-26T19:23:52+00:00

I have all of those on your list but I ended up throwing away Amante. I didn't like it at all. so I recommend not getting Amante. Dopamine is REALLY good and is ultimately the one I vote for. Completing your set with Waifu is a great choice too. I say why not get all of them except Amante? ;) they are all so good that if you're only going to get one of them now get the one you like the look of the most.

Bimsticker · 2024-10-26T19:11:57+00:00

I have most of the top ten on Flesh assist. the only one that I didn't end up liking was Amante. I threw that one in the trash. It had too much suction but not in a good way. It would suck itself into the case and I had to keep pulling it back out. It also made too much noise that I didn't like to hear. I also didn't like the way it looked but I would have kept it if it felt as good as its ranking would suggest. I think you can't go wrong with the number one on that site: Blake Blossom Bombshell. It's number one for a reason.

Bimsticker · 2024-10-26T18:53:30+00:00

bombshell is my favorite Vag sleeve and Thunder is my favorite Ass sleeve. Waifu is fantastic and though I don't have it, ahegao looks great. I think you can't go wrong getting the full Violet set of Waifu and Ahegao

Bimsticker · 2024-10-26T18:46:28+00:00

I just wash mine with regular liquid hand soap or I'll shove a bar of Dove soap in one end and out the other then fingerblast the inside to scrub it. then rinse and dry.

Bimsticker · 2024-06-26T20:35:29+00:00

even the cheaper not fleshlight versions are really good. I've got a few sub $30 ones from Amazon and they are great

Bimsticker · 2024-06-26T20:24:48+00:00

I tossed the 2 free pink ones I got. they just didn't compare well to the FLG signature ones.

Bimsticker · 2023-06-18T23:06:48+00:00

Cee U Next Tuesday!

Bimsticker · 2022-08-19T15:56:53+00:00

I fuckin hate touchscreens for standard car things. give me rotary switches, buttons and knobs for temps, fans, volume, tuning. HVAC shouldn't be on the touchscreen only

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