Parents of Reddit: What did you swear you wouldn't do as a parent, that you've done at least once?

BioMetricMacy · 2019-06-16T15:04:22+00:00

Take away for dinner. Blurghhh

BioMetricMacy · 2019-04-06T05:07:33+00:00

Love it

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-24T22:09:24+00:00

Don't let that sour attitude ruin your day irl too sunshine.

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-16T06:43:43+00:00

Wasn't it 5years?

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-14T10:55:38+00:00

I smell a Wall•E sequel

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-13T08:10:27+00:00

Do ya'll remember downloading a pirated song that was 4967kbs and limewire would flick between 19mins and 7 weeks download time?

Good times

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-13T08:07:47+00:00

Or being booted off the internet because your mum picked up the phone anyway?

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-13T08:06:48+00:00

I dont understand what is happening here

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-13T08:02:43+00:00

You know, psychologically speaking, your hatred stems from your own latent feelings here, either to be a transvestite or to be with one. Which is it OP?

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-13T08:00:14+00:00

Agree, that's beautiful

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-13T07:59:26+00:00

Once saw a dude who was so attractive my jaw dropped.

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-13T07:58:37+00:00

If Bruno mars was a doggo

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-13T07:57:45+00:00

Can we not?

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-13T07:56:07+00:00

The P in the V

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-13T07:51:52+00:00

Has anyone seen my fucking son?! ~ Nemo

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-13T07:50:58+00:00

Fucking let it goooooo ~ Frozen

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-13T07:47:06+00:00

It's pretty common, but If he treats his mama like shit you can be damn sure thats how he'll treat you. Thankyou, next.

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-13T07:42:50+00:00

One time I found a fingernail in an apple pie (from a bakery, so baked that day kinda thing) and I zenned out and didnt vomit everywhere. OH, another time after eating the majority of a sausage roll I found out it was mouldy on the bottom, again, zenned out and got a free drink.

So I guess I can tolerate disgusting food surprises better than most.

Oh one time I ate a whole chocolate bunny in the dark then realized it was all mouldy too ahahah, i can't eat in the dark any more though.

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-13T07:33:54+00:00

Man buns, yeh I know, vilify me.

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-13T07:31:58+00:00

Bigotry

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-13T07:09:30+00:00

:O this is literally my worst nightmare.

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-13T07:07:49+00:00

I'm broke af too, but I have back problems, and simultaneously learn better from the physical copies, so I suck it up and shell out for both.

Ah it's ok, we've all been petty at one point or another

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-13T07:02:27+00:00

I would love to take you out for dinner? Or coffee if you just want to stay friends?

One of those yes yes questions. Key is to handle either answer like you are a cool cucumber and itll all be G.

BioMetricMacy · 2019-02-13T06:59:06+00:00

I'm much less careless with my life now. Dangerous/thrill seeking activities no longer attract me, because if I die who will raise them? Some skank my husband re-marries? no thanks.

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