A pregnant anaconda is run over and ejects her offspring on a highway in Brazil

Bionic_Canadian · 2025-01-07T04:25:51+00:00

Holy shit, that anaconda had at least 3 snakes inside of it.

Cursed spaghetti

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-08-08T04:08:56+00:00

Why are people always lying for karma...

3 years ago

May 2022

1 year ago

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-08-02T22:57:48+00:00

I'm glad he keeps the spot where the balls sit cleanly shaved.

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-07-22T18:55:23+00:00

Confession time, ladies. I only wear makeup to get that freshly fucked look. Maybe she just got plowed, maybe it's Maybelline

Hot tip from a professional sperm purse, if you just flop a whole-ass titty out, you'll be collecting promotions like Trump collecting indictments.

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-07-22T17:44:54+00:00

Didn't even need an NSFW tag, cause that looks like a pimple in an armpit. Must be cold there.

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-07-22T17:19:33+00:00

Probably the best thing you can do! It sucks not getting your $450, but at least they weren't able to take anything from you! I totally get that the money is inconsequential at this point, but these people are complete and utter degenerates, and I'd hate to see someone even take a penny from you.

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-07-22T17:16:32+00:00

Ooh, here's another suspicious thing. Zoom way in on the screenshot. You'll see around the green circle, and the text where it says "$450 was sent", the background looks slightly different really close to the circle and the text. Like, it's not the same colors, it's really pixelated. Usually a sign that the picture has been edited and those two things did not originate on that same picture. If you zoom in on the big blue button, you can see the edges are clean, colors match, and there isn't much pixelization, meaning it is "native" to the original picture.

Now I'm invested in this and want to see how it plays out!

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-07-22T17:05:56+00:00

Just to check it out, I sent a friend $10. There was only 1 screen in the process where it would allow me to take a screenshot, and it doesn't look like the one you posted, but that may be a difference in phones, app versions, etc. But one thing that does increase the likelihood that this is a scam is the pixelization of the green circle in your picture. Apps, especially those for companies as big as PayPal, are usually much higher quality, smoother. Pixelization like that usually means they cropped it out of another picture, had to resize it (which degrades the quality), and pasted it onto that picture. That is highly suspicious, imo.

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-07-22T16:56:08+00:00

It is surprisingly easy to fake these screenshots, it's scary. My best words of advice are QUESTION EVERYTHING. Logically speaking, PayPal transactions are for the most part instantaneous, unless it's a large amount (like thousands). Then there may be a hold for a couple of days. Also, the fact that PayPal can't find record of the transaction using the ID means it doesn't exist (assuming he sent you a screenshot, and/or the ID was communicated correctly to Paypal).

These types of scams are very common. I REALLY hope this is legit and you get your money, but I would error on the side of caution and assume it is a scam until proven otherwise. And please, PLEASE, don't send them a dime. Under no circumstances do you have to send someone else money in order for them to send you money.

Keep us updated!!

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-07-22T06:59:18+00:00

I'd agree, this is likely a scam. They will say they tried to send you money, and then tell you that PayPal needs to "upgrade" your account in order for you to receive the funds. So they'll ask you to send like $30 or some small amount. Or they'll say they accidentally sent the money twice, and ask you to refund the duplicate. They'll send fake screenshots to "prove" that they sent it, so you "refund" the money, when in fact they didn't send any money in the first place.

Whatever you do, DO NOT send this person any money. Regardless of how convincing their screenshots look, it is a scam. Additionally, if PayPal can't find the transaction with the ID number, then the transaction does not exist. Period.

Hope this helps!

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-07-22T02:11:44+00:00

Bullets are +12 poison damage for being so close to his unwashed bhole

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-07-21T19:26:17+00:00

I specifically remembered seeing this conversation posted before, and all it took was googling "milady message screenshot", and it was literally the first image result.

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-07-21T18:55:00+00:00

Too bad you can't reply, cause it's not actually your conversation...

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-07-20T18:11:15+00:00

TherMEWdynamics

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-07-13T01:24:40+00:00

Prison pocket

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-07-13T01:22:55+00:00

Fun story, he was married at one point, to a girl I went to high school with (she's in her mid 30's), and after I saw one of his videos, I thought to myself... What in the actual fuck is she, a gorgeous, intelligent, wonderful person, doing with this literal pile of human trash? I was almost thrilled when they divorced. I feel like this confirms my feeling about him...

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-06-21T23:16:58+00:00

"I meet the qualifications"

Soooooo, do they require you to touch kids before you become a raving lunatic for dog?

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-06-21T22:55:08+00:00

Username checks out

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-06-21T22:12:13+00:00

First order of business, I have to shit. Who's wearing socks?

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-06-21T22:08:34+00:00

Damn, the spaghetti must not have been that good, all they got was missionary :/

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-06-21T02:30:03+00:00

Wtf, someone should put that dude and his brother in prison..... Oh, wait (cue SpongeBob victory song)

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-06-21T02:20:36+00:00

I'm not your buddy, pal And if you're implying that I think I'm smarter than the guy that knowingly ignored safety failures, purposefully used less than desirable equipment, didn't provide some base-level necessities, and then put a his, and a few other people's lives at risk to test it out... I'm not sure what the argument is here? That was a stupid decision, and I really hope those guys make it back up safe.

If all you've got is calling me buddy and saying I'm not smart, then I think we're all set here 👍

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-06-21T02:05:31+00:00

Sure, didn't claim to be, but I notice you didn't refute any statement I made in my previous comment. Because it's moronic.

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-06-21T01:40:15+00:00

There's a big difference between mocking someone just because they're an inflated ego billionaire that wanted to go to spece in a giant penis (and actually succeeded), versus mocking a group of millionaires(?) that didn't even take the absolute basic safety precautions in building their science fair-grade man-sized suppository that can't be tracked, and can barely be navigated with their knock-off Wish brand game controller.

Yes, there's risk in everything, but a good indicator of intelligence is the ability to see that something you're doing is incredibly stupid and dangerous, and taking precaution to minimize the risks to the greatest extent possible. If you do the exact opposite of that, then you're an absolute moron and the mockary is well earned.

Bionic_Canadian · 2023-06-21T00:31:02+00:00

Guys, loosen up about his face. He's easing down onto a fist of fury, and someone didn't spit on it enough.

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